After burying the raw meat movie that protected him, he returned to sit down in front of a group of old men. Those guys hugged the wine jar and hid far away, determined not to sit with Ye Xiaochuan. They all said that Ye Xiaochuan was attracted by smelly meat.
Fumigation has become the same as the stench of smelly meat. It can smell up to eight hundred feet against the wind, and it can spread three hundred feet into the wind.
Qian Zhang is a truly stinky man.
Zao Wuji threw him a big bone and told him to take a bath and change clothes quickly, otherwise he wanted to drink broth? Maybe in the next life.
Ye Xiaochuan was helpless. He felt that the main reason why the raw meat rotted and smelled was not because he had improperly preserved it, but because he blamed Zuo Qiu.
For more than ten years, I have been hanging on my body a piece of ancient ice jade that I dug out from Xuan Ying. The jade is cool and cool. I hang it on my chest all day long. No matter how hot it is, I don't feel hot.
Last time in the Wushan Jade Slip Cave, Zuo Qiu fell ill and developed a high fever because he learned that his life experience might be related to the demon sect Changkong. He used the Ice Ancient Jade to cool her down. As a result, the Ice Ancient Jade
After Zuo Qiu woke up, Yu was taken by this woman as her own.
If he still had the ancient ice jade hanging on his chest, it would be impossible for the raw meat slices in his arms to become stinky. Now that he is fine, his reputation has been ruined. Previously, he fought against the masters of heaven and blocked the human army of tens of millions.
Little hero, only a few hours have passed, and he has become a stinky man who stinks all over the mountains of southern Xinjiang! The most disgusting thing is that he has been ostracized by those shameless people and has not even eaten.
He was not allowed to eat, nor was he allowed to drink, and he was not allowed to take a shower or change clothes.
Take a shower? Change clothes?
This great sage has not washed a few times in thirty years. As for changing clothes, let alone changing clothes. I will never stop wearing a set of clothes until I wear them.
In order to get rid of the title of stinky man, Ye Xiaochuan held the bone in his mouth and walked towards a small stream outside the valley according to what Zhao Wuji and others said.
The small stream is not very big, and the water flow is trickling and extremely gentle.
When we got closer, we found that there were quite a few people near the creek, both upstream and downstream. It seemed that most of them were women and there were only a few men.
No wonder I didn't see many people in the valley. They all wash up here.
Ye Xiaochuan felt that these guys were poor and sophisticated. They were here and not at home, so what were they doing so neatly?
Yang Jiu just finished washing her face and walked towards the valley camp with a small silver basin. When she saw Ye Xiaochuan, she immediately became happy.
Said: "Senior brother, you're awake. I saw you sleeping soundly in the tent before, so I didn't call you. You... why do you smell so bad?"
As soon as Yang Jiu approached Ye Xiaochuan, he immediately covered his nose with his hands.
Ye Xiaochuan said angrily: "It's just that I haven't showered in decades, so of course I smell like a man."
When Yang Jiu heard this, he immediately took a few steps back, bent over and retched. Ye Xiaochuan rolled his eyes and said: "Little junior sister, there is no need to be so exaggerated, right? Forget it, I was teasing you just now, the smell on my body
, after returning to the human world, I forgot that I still had the big fat piece of meat in my arms before I left. Now that piece of raw meat has been buried by me, and I just wanted to come here to take a bath.
"Why are there so many people here? Forget it, I won't take a shower. I'll take off my clothes and you can wash them for my senior brother. I only have this set of clean clothes." Yang Jiujiu is known as Qingfeng Xianu, and she comes from a wealthy family.
Of course, she doesn’t know how to do the rough work of washing clothes. If it were normal days, she might help Ye Xiaochuan rub the clothes in the water and beat them with a big mallet. Now she learned that Ye Xiaochuan had a piece of rotten meat in his clothes.
, even if I beat her to death, I wouldn’t be able to help.
Ye Xiaochuan shared the housework. Seeing her running away in a hurry, Ye Xiaochuan wanted to cry but had no tears. What kind of world is this? Even his junior sister can't be trusted. He really regretted that he introduced her to Cangyun Gate to worship her because he had a hot head.
A disciple of my mentor. I used to covet her family’s money, hoping to make some money from this rich little woman.
, but it turns out that I haven’t made any money in these years, and now I can’t even ask her to wash my clothes. I really regret it.
If there is no one to help, then we should carry forward the noble character of the stinky men in the world who make enough food and clothing by themselves. They don't care about the many female disciples washing around, so they just take off their shirts and squat shirtless by the stream to wash clothes.
This move immediately caused a burst of exclamations and curses from the surrounding people.
It's not that there are no male disciples by the stream, but none of them are as shameless and shirtless as Ye Xiaochuan.
Ye Xiaochuan didn't care, and said: "What are you calling me? Believe it or not, I'll take off my pants too!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a lot of pebbles were thrown at him. Several women from the Cangyun Sect threw them at him with joy. Even Liu Tong, whose face could turn red to his neck when he spoke to a man, grabbed a few pebbles and threw them at him.
Ye Xiaochuan hurriedly avoided, but there were too many stones, and he was still hit several times. They were all masters of cultivation. The stones hit with hidden weapons were naturally very powerful. Ye Xiaochuan grimaced in pain. In anger, he also
He stopped avoiding and started to reach out to unbuckle his belt.
At this time, the fairies around them screamed again and again, covering their eyes and yelling "shameless people".
It was quiet by the creek, and Ye Xiaochuan hummed to himself: "Is this great sage still unable to cure you?"
As soon as he finished mumbling, someone slapped him on the back of the head. He was furious. When he looked back, the anger disappeared again. Du Chun said angrily: "Xiaochuan, do you have any moral character? You are so old, can you restrain yourself a little?
.There are not only disciples of the Cangyun Sect here, but also disciples from all sects. You are just grinding and spinning in circles with your bare buttocks. It is embarrassing. You are really planning to put the reputation of the Cangyun Sect for thousands of years in your hands.
Defeated?"
Ye Xiaochuan said: "Don't blame me. It was those fairies who hit me with stones first. I was forced to take legitimate defense. You came just in time. I have to ask you to wash these clothes for me."
Du Chun sighed and looked at Ye Xiaochuan, who was shirtless, and suddenly realized that although Ye Xiaochuan's face was not as good-looking as Qingfeng Li's, he had a good figure. His skin was not very white, but had a bronze color, and was soft and white.
Under the moonlight, there is a unique charm. Ye Xiaochuan watched Du Chun look at him, immediately clenched his fists, did a few bodybuilding movements, and said: "Look at me, my figure is not so good."
Are you women drooling? Look at these eight-pack abs... Although they are not obvious yet, they are definitely eight-packs! And these biceps, please feel them
Oh, what hot biceps!”
"Ouch!"
"Plop!"
A scream pierced the night sky, and Du Chunjinji was seen standing alone by the creek, with his right leg raised high in the air, while Ye Xiaochuan was already flopping in the creek.
Ye Xiaochuan ran up soaked and said, "Why are you kicking me? I'm telling the truth. Although the eight-pack abs are a bit exaggerated, the fiery biceps are real!"
Du Chun looked at the angry Ye Xiaochuan carefully. Suddenly she was no longer angry. Instead, she smiled brightly and pointed at Ye Xiaochuan: "Giggle, your eyebrows... gurgle..." Many people by the stream looked over and looked.
Looking at the look on Ye Xiaochuan's face at this moment, everyone was laughing so hard.