It’s over, I can’t live anymore, I’m so embarrassed that I’ve been thrown to my grandma’s house!
Not only was Ye Xiaochuan bald, but his eyebrows were also burned off by Zuo Qiu using the Red Sky Divine Sword in the jade slip cave. Later, when he was in Wushan, Zuo Qiu used her eyebrow pencil to draw on his eyebrows.
Zuo Qiu's craftsmanship is good, and the two sword eyebrows are lifelike.
However, after falling into the water just now, the eyebrows drawn with the eyebrow pencil immediately fell apart, and now Ye Xiaochuan's face is covered with black water.
Ye Xiaochuan's worldview is different from others. He does not think that taking off his belt is a shameful thing, but it is mostly a joke.
However, his eyebrows melted in front of everyone. For him, this was a very serious embarrassing incident. It was almost comparable to what happened when Baili Yuan and Yang Ling'er saw him eating tiger whip with Jie Se at Fenghuang Mountain.
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Seeing the fairies around him laughing and laughing, Ye Xiaochuan hid his face and ran away, throwing away his clothes.
I don’t dare to go to the valley camp. How can I meet people like this now?
I ran directly to the mountainside and found a large and lush tree. I jumped up and used leaves to disguise myself. I planned not to leave this tree until my eyebrows grew out.
He rode on a big tree branch and took out yellow paper to pass the paper crane to Yun Qiyou. However, he didn't wait for a reply for a long time. Out of boredom, he broke off a branch and started to draw circles and curse Zuo Qiu.
The reason why the raw meat movies turned stinky and made me smell like a smelly man was because Zuo Qiu took away his ancient ice jade.
Now everyone makes fun of his splayed eyebrows, which is also caused by Zuo Qiu.
He felt that all the unfortunate and embarrassing things he experienced in southern Xinjiang were related to Zuo Qiu, and he had to curse her a hundred times.
There are disciples of good and evil everywhere around the valley, and it is really easy to find his traces.
When Ye Xiaochuan was wondering whether to curse Zuo Qiu seventy-two times or seventy-three times, a cold snort came from above his head.
"I didn't provoke you. They said bad things about me behind my back, but they were unwilling to send it to you. Fortunately, I was kind enough to send you the washed clothes."
Ye Xiaochuan took a look and saw that Zuo Qiu Yukong had flown over, holding a pile of clothes in his hand. They were the ones he had thrown by the stream earlier. It seemed that they had been washed. What Zuo Qiu was practicing was fire.
The magic sword was attached, and the clothes were dried as soon as the flames baked them. He completely ignored Zuo Qiu, who came to give the clothes to express his condolences, and hummed: "If it weren't for you, would I have been embarrassed twice tonight? How many days have it been?
My eyebrows haven't grown yet, and you shaved my head bald. You took away my ice jade, and as a result, the raw meat on my body rotted.
Rotten becomes stinky, everyone calls me a stinky man, if I don’t draw a circle and curse you, who will I curse?”
Zuo Qiu's anger dissipated a little. When he thought about it carefully, Ye Xiaochuan's current appearance really had something to do with him. Ye Xiaochuan stole the ice jade by himself, burned his eyebrows by himself, and shaved his hair by himself.
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Wrong comes back to wrong, in the relationship between a man and a woman, whether it is a relationship between friends or a couple, the woman is right when she is wrong, and the man is right when he is right.
Zuo Qiu is a woman and will never give up on women's unreasonable privileges.
She hummed: "Why, are you still not convinced? Believe it or not, I will also cut off your nose hair?"
Yes, Ye Xiaochuan didn't care about women. He reached out and snatched the clothes from Zuo Qiu's hand and put them on. The smell was gone. Instead, there was a faint aroma, which should be the smell of lavender. It was very light and smelled good.
Ye Xiaochuan tilted his head and looked at Zuo Qiu, whose eyes were a little evasive.
Zuo Qiu was a little annoyed when he saw it, and said: "Look what I am doing? Your clothes are still too smelly after washing. I was afraid that you would kill people, so I smoked them with vanilla. I was thinking about other people!"
Ye Xiaochuan chuckled. Some things are better left undisclosed than revealed. Being confused is also a quality of life.
The atmosphere in the big tree was eerily quiet, and no one spoke.
After a while, Zuo Qiu said: "You can enjoy the night view of southern Xinjiang by yourself on the tree. I will go back first."
Ye Xiaochuan said: "Don't go, it's so boring to be alone. Tell me what's going on in the world during this time. Senior Sister Ning and the others didn't tell me in detail this morning."
Zuo Qiu said: "Then you have to tell me first, what exactly did you go through in heaven after we left heaven? Don't use words like Erlang Shen and Taishang Laojun to deal with me."
Naturally, people who are familiar with Zuo Qiu should not go too far, so Ye Xiaochuan spoke briefly and to the point, neither being realistic nor exaggerating.
Zuo Qiu felt that what Ye Xiaochuan said at this moment was closer to the truth, unlike when he first came back in the morning, his boasting was completely unreasonable.
So Zuo Qiu also began to talk about what happened in the world during this period.
In addition to the human court's continuous increase of troops to Jiannan Road, the biggest thing is naturally the participation of Buddhists.
Recently, the imperial court and the Cangyun Sect jointly invited the Buddhist Esoteric Sect and Zen Sect located in the north of the Middle Earth, citing the insufficient supply of food and weapons, hoping that the Buddhist Sect could send disciples to transport food and weapons in the form of Qiankun storage bags. The Buddhist Sect is very
There was a response soon. Master Kongyuan of Kaysapa Temple and Xuankong Shenni of Jixiang Temple spoke at the same time. They were willing to take on the task of logistical support and sent three thousand Buddhist disciples into northern Xinjiang to transport weapons. At the same time, they dispatched seven thousand disciples to bring them with them.
Wearing Qiankun bags, we fill grain from granaries in various places and transport it to Hunan.
Xiyingzui Cliff and Cangyunxianxia Gorge are two places that may be the main battlefield. Ye Xiaochuan was happy after hearing this and said: "These bald heads in Buddhism are really real. They sent 10,000 disciples out of the mountain. Even if the Qiankun Bag is full,
, it doesn’t weigh a few kilograms. In fact, to transport weapons to Northern Xinjiang, you only need to send a few disciples, each disciple carrying hundreds of Qiankun bags. As a result, this
These monks each carry a Qiankun bag. Isn't this a huge waste of Buddhist power?" Zuo Qiu said: "You still don't understand the intention. Are all Buddhists fools? The reason why so many disciples are sent out is because they don't feel at ease.
Due to some kind of relationship, the south gate of China-Earth is currently being defended on the south side only by the Cangyun Gate and the Zhengdao sects of Jiangnan Five Ways, but not by any other sects.
Since they got involved, Buddhism has never been able to find an excuse. Now that it has an excuse to ensure logistics supply, it is natural to use it to make an article and show it to others." Ye Xiaochuan rolled his eyes, his expression gradually darkened, and said: "I see.
This article is not for others to read, but for your uncle Qiankunzi. This is a life-and-death crisis, do you Xuantian Sect still want to continue to sit on the sidelines? You have millions of heavenly armies, too.
You see, once the defense line of Jiannan Road is broken, there is an endless plain to the north, and there is no danger to defend. The Xuantie Order that commands the world now belongs to your Xuantian Sect. At this time, you should stand up and wave your arms.
, called on the heroes of the world to gather on the front line of Qixing Mountain and Cangyun Mountain to protect the defense line of the South Gate of Middle-Earth. This is what Qiankunzi should do. But... not only did he not do this, but he also prohibited other sects from coming to support. This