"What happened?" Shi Yue felt relieved after being baptized by ice and fire, but he didn't know why Delis was so excited.
"You don't know what happened?"
Delis stood on the bed and jumped excitedly: "You should have a Tai Chi point in your body. This is the essence of breath, it is also the breath lead, and it is also a Tai Chi vortex. This lead is like a small tree. It can absorb nutrients, absorb breath, and gradually grow into a towering tree. Haha, you will become prosperous in the future, don't forget me."
“Absorb nutrients?”
Shi Yue didn't understand Delis's words very well, and he didn't act as excited as Delis. He said inexplicably: "How can I let the Tai Chi vortex absorb nutrients? Does this vortex eat? Do you drink water? And...Does it drink alcohol?"[
"You bastard, you are looking for trouble with me sincerely!"
Delis pulled Shi Yue out of bed, pinched her soft waist, and said angrily: "The Tai Chi vortex does not eat or drink. It eats qi and absorbs qi!"
"Where does the qi come from?" Shi Yue still didn't understand.
Delis's face flushed and she snorted: "Of course it was stolen."
"Where did you steal?" Shi Yue asked in detail.
"Of course I stole it from a woman." Delis's face turned redder.
"Then how to steal it?" Shi Yue did not give up.
"How to steal?" Delis suddenly blushed like a peach and said coquettishly: "What do you ask so much? You will naturally know how to steal in the future. Anyway, you remember that you can only steal every woman once, and it will be useless the second time."
"What's the matter so fierce girl?"
Shi Yue disagreed with this: Shi San is sitting upright and will not steal anything except stealing the woman's heart and body.
Delis snorted, "I'm so excited that you made a big profit, but you looked aggrieved. How could I not be angry?"
Shi Yue smiled embarrassedly: "Miss, don't be angry. Actually, what I care about the most is my third leg. What I want to know is whether this leg is ready."
Delis shook her fingers: "There are all small successes in the art of atrial surgery. Your problem of not lifting will naturally be cured. Do you need to ask again?"
"Haha, am I? Is it really okay?"
Shi Yue understood this sentence, like a little fool, he was circling around the room, and he smiled foolishly: "Hehe, I'm fine, I'm not a eunuch, haha... Aunt, you wait for me, wait for me, I'll put out the fire for you to satisfy your rippling spring heart."
After saying that, he ran outside.
"You're back!"
Delis flew to the door, blocking Shi Yue's path, hugged her chest, and snorted with a cold face, "Aunt, aunt, you know that I have cured your hidden disease and gave you such great benefits. Why don't you thank me for your success? You... are you still a man?"
Shi Yue woke up from his excitement and looked at Delis's resentful and bright face, and felt ashamed in his heart. Shi San, why did you forget to hurt after healing the scar? Delis is so kind to you, why did you forget others behind your head? Do you have any conscience?
"Girl, I went too far and excited and didn't know anything. Don't blame me, girl!"
Shi Yue sat on the chair again and said, "Dear Delis, tell me, how do you want me to thank you? Do you want me to repay the girl with your body? I am really willing to give it to you."
"Bah, don't talk nonsense. Who cares about you, a stinky man? You took advantage of it?" Delis was very happy to see Shi Yue not leaving. She took out a jar of wine she had collected and said, "No need to thank me, as long as you drink this jar of wine with me!"
Shi Yue smiled and said, "Although I can't drink, I'm still giving up my life to accompany the girl. Today, I decided to sacrifice myself. If I don't get drunk, I'm sorry to the girl."
"Okay, that's what you said!"
Delis opened the wine seal, and the wine smelled everywhere, without using a cup, so she took a big sip on the jar, handed it to Shi Yue, and said provocatively: "You must not drink less than me."
"How is that possible?" Shi Yue took the spy, Delis refused to let go, pointing at the bright red lips on the jar, "Is it okay to drink here?"
"Okay!" Shi Yue's "kissing" the red mark, raised his head and took a few sips.
"What does it feel?" Delis smiled sweetly, like a pear blossom blooming, charming the soul.
Shi Yue said with a taste: "Scent!"
"What's the fragrance?" Delis flashed her big eyes and held her cheeks with her hands.
Shi Yue said: "Lips are more fragrant than wine."
"Hate!" Delis was so happy and urged: "Since it smells so good, you're taking a few sips..."
The two of them took turns to drink, and Delis became drunk for a while, her face turned red like a fire, her eyes were blurred, and her body was filled with a lazy smell, making her look more charming.
The wine was a little strange, and Shi Yue's mind was a little confused. He frowned and said, "The Spring Buddha's sect should be a Buddhist sect. Why did the art of room handed over to me by the girl actually form a Tai Chi whirlpool? You know, Tai Chi is the essence of Taoism, what does it have to do with Buddhism?"
"Hmph, I didn't expect you to really see the clues. You are not drunk yet!"
Delis took a sip of wine, her eyes were gloomy, and she said resentfully: "I have said long ago that this Buddha is not that Buddha, this Buddha will kill people!"
Shi Yue frowned: "According to your opinion, the art of room was not first created by Buddhism, but was plundered from other teachings?"
Delis snapped her fingers lazyly, "Yes, your understanding is too high, so you will be punished with three drinks."
"What is the reason for punishing wine?" Shi Yue shook his head: "You are unreasonable."
"Haha, don't you know that reasoning with women is the stupidest thing? What's more, a drunk woman?" Delis brought the jar of wine, blushed as if she was drunk, and said softly: "Good brother, Delis rewards you with three, okay? Is that good?" His voice was soft, and he could make him feel tired of being tired.
Good brother? Why don’t you call me a good husband? As long as you dare, I can drink the whole jar of wine and be drunk and dreamless.[
Shi Yue just dared to think about it, took three sips of wine, and asked again: "Who did the art of robbing the room in the room?"
Delis said, "You are taking three sips, I will tell you!"
Shi Yue took three sips and felt dizzy and asked, "Can the girl say it?"
Delis blew mysteriously in Shi Yue's ear: "Tell me, actually I don't know, and I won't tell you..."
Oops, I was fooled again!
Shi Yue was so depressed that he saw Delis pointing at the bright moon outside and said drunkenly: "Brother, you are making a poem for me. As long as you do it well, I will take three sips in a row, okay?"
"Keep your word?" Shi Yue asked.
"What the little woman said is a word!" Delis patted her swollen and plump chest and made a free and easy promise, "If you can't do it well, you will punish yourself for three cups!"
"good!"
Shi Yue looked at the silver ash sprinkled in front of the bed and plagiarized: "The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground. He looked up at the bright moon and thought of his hometown!"
Delis was stunned, her charming eyes were watery, and she became more and more moving.
"Haha, Delis, I'm fine with the poem? You lose, drink quickly." Shi Yue took the jar of wine and came to Delis.
“Woo woo…”
Delis cried whimper, and sent the jar of wine to Shi Yue's arms, choked and said, "You are bad, you make me miss home, you make me cry, you are bad, you want to punish you, you are bad..."
Shi Yue held the wine jar, feeling pitiful and wanted to cry.
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No, wuwu... The moon god is about to cry, can't sit still, can't open his eyes, the third update is updated in the morning, and the third update is updated in the afternoon.