Dai Lisi's eyes were reddened by a poem plagiarized by Shi Yue, and her clothes were soaked with tears. If this continues, there will be a flood of gold mountains. (The fastest and most stable update,)
"You are bad, you are so bad. On a beautiful moonlit night, you made me cry."
Shi Yue said evilly: "I really didn't get the girl, why are the girls crying?"
Dai Lisi was stunned for a moment, and then she realized the evil side of Shi Yue. She came over and pinched and pinched Shi Yue, "You bullied me and I cried like this. You are still willing to bully me. Do you have a conscience?"
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Smelling Delise's body fragrance mixed with the smell of alcohol, and seeing the pair of breasts that were about to come out swaying in front of his eyes, Shi Yue's throat became dry and his hands itched, trying to grasp the pair of alluring breasts.
, experience the flavor of an exotic woman, it must be extremely hot.[
"Girl, why are you crying when you mention your hometown? If you have any sad things, just tell me, maybe I can help you." Shi Yue was persuasive.
"You can do nothing but trick my tears."
Delise shook her finger, her eyes were red and swollen with sadness, her red lips were curled up, her shoulders were shrugged, and she said to Shi Yue: "You write a poem immediately to make me happy, otherwise, I will never let go.
It’s yours.”
"What's so difficult about this?"
Shi Yue smiled happily and looked at the moonlight in front of the bed and the two pairs of shoes on the ground. With a thought, he patted the table and said, "Hehe... I have it."
"So soon? Ugh... Then tell me quickly." Dai Lisi wiped her tears, her red lips were filled with a charming smile, she was choked with sobs, and she was excited at the same time.
Shi Yue pointed to the moonlight and chanted: "There is bright moonlight in front of the bed."
Delise curled her lips, "You lied to me, isn't it the same as the last poem?"
Shi Yue pointed to the pair of shoes and blinked, "There are two pairs of shoes on the floor."
"Ah?" Delis was confused, her beautiful blue eyes suddenly flashed, she tilted her head and asked puzzledly: "What does the moonlight have to do with shoes?"
Shi Yue pointed at himself, then at Delise, and said with a smile: "There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, and there are two pairs of shoes on the floor. If you don't plan for the long term, the dew will make you lose money!"
"Ah? If you don't make a long-term plan, the dew will turn out to be a mandarin duck! What does this mean?"
Dai Lisi talked to herself, and suddenly understood the meaning of Shi Yue's words. Her already drunk little face became more and more filled with the crimson spring feeling, her eyes were shy and agile, as if her thoughts were revealed, she rushed over and leaned over to dance with Shi Yue.
He said coquettishly: "What are you messing with? You want to be beautiful, but you want to be a mandarin duck with me? Even if I dare, do you dare? Are you not afraid of the jealousy of the tigress at home? A timid man who knows how to talk.
, so bad.”
Delis had long ago taken off her warrior uniform and put on a loose nightgown. In a moment of urgency, she leaned down to repair Shi Yue, but forgot to hold her chest.
As Shi Yue dodged, he caught a glimpse of a pair of plump, snow-white breasts swaying in her nightgown. As Delise's delicate body trembled, it exuded a seductive aura. His heart was shaken, and he could no longer take his eyes away.
"Bad guy! What! Go home to your wife."
Only then did Dai Lisi realize that she had gone naked in front of Shi Yue, and Shi Yue must have clearly seen her pair of breasts. Feeling ashamed and angry, she hurriedly covered them with her hands, and slowly stepped back, looking fiercely at her with her charming eyes.
He gouged out Shi Yue fiercely, "Why are your eyes so mean?"
Shi Yue said with a smile, "It's not that I have bad eyesight, it's that the girl's breasts are too eye-catching. The girl leaned over and her white breasts blocked my sight. I couldn't do it even if I didn't want to."
Delise spat: "So, you are guilty of peeping, but my breasts are big, so you are guilty?" [
Shi Yue nodded solemnly, "That's about it."
"It's you big-headed devil!"
Dai Lisi was shy but also found it funny. She put the wine jar in front of Shi Yue and said, "You made a mistake by taking my breast. I will punish you by drinking."
Shi Yue smiled and said: "I successfully made you stop crying, why do you punish me? You should reward me."
Delise smiled charmingly: "Then I'll reward you with drinking."
"I knew it would be like this." Shi Yue spread his hands and reached out to pull Delise's soft little hand, "Can we drink together?"
"Master, something great has happened. Master, the opportunity has come, the opportunity has come..."
Yi Ya rushed up to the eighth floor of the Tower of Babel like flying. Da Si was practicing his kung fu. He was out of breath and yelling with a red face, "Master, this opportunity is not to be missed."
Das opened his eyes calmly and said dissatisfied: "How can you learn martial arts well and inherit my mantle when you are so flustered, unsteady, and so impetuous?"
Yi Ya rubbed his hands excitedly, "Good things are coming, I can't help but dance."
Das snorted: "What the hell is a good thing?"
Yi Ya closed the door, turned his eyes wildly, and said with a smile: "Hey, I just saw Dai Lisi dragging Shi Yue into her bedroom."
"What?" Das was shocked and asked doubtfully, "Is it absolutely true?"
Yi Ya nodded vigorously, "I wasn't worried yet. I lurked and followed her. I saw that Shi Yue had really entered Delise's bedroom. The lights were on in the room, and I could hear the laughter of the two of them. They were chatting in a very interesting way.
, this little girl has made up her mind to seduce Shi Yue."
"Haha... God's will, God's will!"
Das's eyes shone with excitement, like a dog in heat. He clenched his fists and ran around the table, "This little bitch, Delise, is so brave. She actually dares to bring a man into the room. This
Isn’t it obvious that you want to be ridden? Are you not afraid of being blamed by the Buddha? Haha... OK, OK! Since you want to be ridden, you want to be ridden, then you might as well let me, my uncle, do it for you."
Yi Ya said: "That boy Shi Yue is handsome and can seduce women. Naturally, Dai Lisi is willing to let him ride. If the master wants to ride, I'm afraid she won't want to."
"Don't want to?" Das snorted: "Don't you know that the Overlord will force the bow?"
Yi Ya said worriedly: "But Dai Lisi's martial arts is good. If the master fails to restrain her at the first blow and lets her escape or even speak out, it will cause big trouble."
"Can Master be that stupid?"
With a smirk on his face, Das rummaged through the box, took out the incense, and said proudly: "I have this, so I can subdue that slut."
"Mixiang?" Yi Ya shook his head, "Mixiang has a smell, and Dai Lisi will definitely find it. You must not do it."[
Das had a sinister smile on his face, "This is not a mist, it is a fragrance, but it is a good treasure. If you smell the color and smell for a long time, the inner breath will be temporarily dissipated, and it will not recover even for an hour.
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"So powerful?" Yi Ya's eyes shone with excitement, "If Dai Lisi smelled the incense and lost her martial arts skills, she would be like an ordinary person, how could she still struggle? Haha... She is like a snow-white powder
The greasy lamb will be eaten alive by the master."