Chapter 974 Laughing so hard that your stomach hurts
Dugu Miejue suddenly realized that he had made another mistake and hurriedly changed his words, as gentle as a maid: "I won't kill you! I won't kill you! I really didn't think about killing you."
"Yeah?"
Shi Yue whistled and repeated: "I want to help my aunt rub her back."
"No, I'm very clean." Dugu Miejue responded gently, not daring to mention whether to kill or not...
She dared to kill Shi Yue, and Shi Yue dared to eat her.[
"Hey, this attitude is right. Isn't it good to speak well? It's so boring to kill people at any time!" Shi Yue nodded with satisfaction and could change his aunt's indifferent and arrogant attitude.
"Auntie is very clean, why do you need to take a shower?"
“Because…I’m very hot.”
"Why is it hot?" Shi Yue refused to give in.
"Because...because I feel restless..." Dugu Miejue was really ashamed. She was not irritable, but she was unsatisfied with desires.
"I am restless? Is it because I am restless after seeing things that I shouldn't have seen, so I am restless?"
Shi Yue kept asking questions, making Dugu Miejue blush with shame and lost his mind to take a bath.
"Bastard, can you go out? My irritability has nothing to do with you, so you don't need to care about it." Dugu Miejue didn't want to continue to get entangled.
"Let me go out? OK, let me tell my aunt another thing, and I will leave after I agree." Shi Yue was entangled.
"There's something else?"
Dugu Miejue was as shocked as a deer, throwing the towel to Shi Yue casually and resentful, "Bastard, isn't it just a different way to kill me? Come on, come and scrub me, come in and take a bath, I'll accept my fate, see how bad you are!"
"Auntie has gone where I think of it, and the same sentence: A gentleman is lustful and takes it well. My aunt is unwilling to do so. I will not suppress others with power. I want to convince others with virtue and touch others with my heart. Do you understand?"
Shi Yue said "benevolence, righteousness and morality", but forgot who was bullying his aunt just now.
Dugu Miejue breathed a sigh of relief: "Then tell me, what the hell is going on?"
Shi Yue said solemnly: "Auntie, don't call me a bastard from now on. This name is so ugly. If my aunt follows me in the future, will she still call her a bastard?"
"You are the goblin!"
Dugu Miejue was angry and laughed. After thinking about it, he said with a stern face: "You give up, I will never be a turtle."
Shi Yue would not be discouraged and said, "When Xiaoyuer is happy, she calls me Shi San, and when she is angry, she calls me a bad person. My aunt can also call me like this in the future." He wanted to start with the name first, so that Xiaoyuer and Dugu Miejue are in line with each other.
"Okay, I'll follow you, I won't call you randomly again." The single-family destruction absolutely has no objection to this."
Shi Yue smiled happily: "Auntie, try it."
Dugu Miejue hesitated for a while, he mustered up his courage and said coquettishly: "Bad man, I really want to take a shower..."
"Haha, OK! This bad guy screams so gentle."
Shi Yue was overjoyed and agreed repeatedly: "Then the aunt should be clean. The bad guy is gone, and the bad guy will not come to disturb the aunt."
He whistled and closed the bathroom door.
Dugu Miejue finally breathed a sigh of relief, covered his soft chest, and thought coquettishly: He is still not bad enough, otherwise... how could he leave like this?
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She took a shower in her heart, but she rushed forward. It was already fragrant, and she still needed to fight. She lay down at the crack in the door and listened and observed for a long time, and was sure that there was no one in the room. Shi Yue really left, and then she was naked and plump, like a gust of wind, drifting into the bedroom.
She was most afraid that Shi Yue would find the mess and secrets on the bed. Looking at her underwear, her little shirt was still lying there intact, and she felt a little better. She put on her clothes and was about to remove the wet stains on the bed sheets, Shi Yue's cheerful laughter came in again.
"Aunt, see what I brought?"
Dugu Miejue ran out and saw Shi Yue's hand in pots and pans, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, and chicken legs hanging around his neck. He was shocked for a while, "Tang Ba... No... Shi San, what are you doing? Are you going to be a cook?"
Shi Yue put the things on the open-air rooftop and smiled and said, "There is a ready-made stove here. Let's cook our own food? I'm so hungry."
Dugu Miejue curled his lips: How can you not be hungry after struggling on Xiaoyuer’s belly all night? I deserve it!
But Shi Yue mentioned the word "hungry", and her stomach also started to scream and she had tossed for a night, but she was just in a dream.
"If you are hungry, go downstairs to have a meal. Isn't this an inn? It's not that you don't care about the meal."
"Aunt, it's already afternoon. Where can I go to eat? Yutang Town is noisy, messy, dirty, and the cooking is not delicious. Who would like to eat it?" Shi Yue said with a reason. When he spoke, he set up the stove and arranged the pots and pans neatly.
"Oh, it's all afternoon..."
Dugu Miejue looked out, and as he watched Shi Yue fiddling with pots and pans, his eyebrows frowned, and said in surprise: "You can cook?"
"No! I don't, but aunt can!"
Shi Yue brought Dugu Miejue to the stove, "Auntie is so beautiful that she must be sweet and delicious when cooking. My aunt shows off her hands, it would be best to make me greedy. I can't get my aunt's people, can't I eat a bite of the food my aunt cooks?"
"I?"
Dugu Miejue's face flushed, Qiqiai Ai said: "I can't cook, I've never cooked, I can only kill people."[
"Then I don't care!"
Shi Yue started to be fooled again: "Anyway, I'm hungry, either eat my aunt or eat the dishes made by my aunt. My aunt just chooses the same."
"You...I'll kill..."
Dugu Miejue stomped his feet in anger and gave Shi Yue a fierce look: "You are such a bad person."
Shi Yue was determined to train Dugu Miejue into a gentle little woman. He pointed at the green pepper and smiled and said, "Auntie, green pepper is delicious. Can you stir-fry green pepper?"
"Oh, okay..."
Dugu Mie must not let Shi Yue eat her, so she can only cook, but she has never cooked it before and doesn't know how to start.
Shi Yue leaned against the door and watched, "Auntie, hurry up and do it, I'm waiting."
Dugu Miejue held a kitchen knife and looked at the green pepper, but he didn't know how to start. He imagined the green pepper as an unforgivable enemy in his mind, thinking that he should use the flying immortal in the sky to pierce it all the holes, or should he use the Tiannv scattered flowers and chop the green pepper into pieces?
If you think about it carefully, it seems that no trick is easy to deal with this green pepper.
Her hand holding the kitchen knife trembled slightly, and she looked at Shi Yue looking at her infatuated smile. She was greedy and expectant, and knew that he was not at ease. She made up her mind, raised her hand and cut off the green pepper in half, shouting: "Let me see how I deal with you."
The embarrassed look made Shi Yue laugh.
"What are you laughing at? You bad guy."
Dugu Miejue cut off the green pepper, gave Shi Yue a fierce look, and then went to light the fire, but the firewood could not be lit. The smoke filled her, making her face black, like an ugly girl, how could she have the charming and beautiful style of being cold, arrogant and holy?
"Auntie has become ugly." Shi Yue joked.
"You're ugly."
Dugu Miejue wiped his face, his fingers were black, and a white mark appeared on his black face. He couldn't be angry or smiled, and stomped his feet hard: "I have to prepare this dish." He was full of femininity and had a lot of grudges from a housewife.
After finally lit the fire, she felt relieved. She held the oil pot in one hand and the green pepper in the other. Looking at the pot that was heated by the fire, her brows frowned and said to herself in embarrassment: "Should I put green pepper first or oil first?"