Dugu Miejue also knew that he was making a joke. He pinched his waist with his hands, glanced at Shi Yue with charming eyes, and said angrily: "Do you laugh anymore, believe it or not, I will put you in the pot first?"
"I'm not steaming and not cooking, what do I do for stir-frying?"
Shi Yue glanced at the vigorous flame and smiled and said, "If it were me, I will put oil first._!~;"
"You big man knows how to cook?"
Dugu Miejue snorted: "Look at me, learn a little." He put the green pepper into the pot casually.[
"Well, aunt, I will learn how to cook with you." Shi Yue was dumbfounded and couldn't help laughing.
"You are still laughing? You bullied me..."
Dugu Miejue shoved Shi Yue hard, really trying to tear his mouth apart and make him laugh like this forever.
Shi Yue turned against her, and she pushed her back.
The two of them came and went and had a lot of fun. Unexpectedly, the fire was burned, and the green pepper was not added with oil, so it quickly covered the bottom of the pot, and a burnt smell spread in the air.
"Bad, my green pepper!"
Dugu hurriedly squeezed the green peppers on the plate, looked at the black "sauce peppers", and realized that the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar were still not added.
"Aunt, this dish must be delicious!"
Shi Yue whispered his tongue and deliberately showed a drooling look.
"You're bullying less..."
Dugu Miejue also knew that this dish was probably the most unpalatable dish in the world. His face was dark and red, his lip was tightly bitten, and he felt indescribable. He threw the kitchen knife on the chopping board with a bang, frowned, glanced at Xiaojiu, and said coquettishly: "If you have the courage, you can make it, I don't believe you will make it better than me."
"I can try._!~;"
Shi Yue naturally held the kitchen knife, took the green pepper, looked at Dugu Miejue's smoky and charming face and joking, cutting the green pepper skillfully and rhythmically.
Dangdangdangdangdangdangdang...
A crisp and monotonous sound lingers in my ears.
Dugu Miejue was surprised to find that the green pepper was cut into thin strips by stone, and the black hair was neat and regular, and looked very "professional".
"Bad guy, you're playing tricks on me!"
Dugu Miejue realized Shi Yue's "scarce" intentions and became even more angry.
He leaned against Fat with his shoulders and said angrily: "You know everything, but you deliberately embarrass me? What is your intention?"[
"What's your intention? Aunt Bo just smiled!"
Shi Yue boldly scratched Dugu Miejue's dark face, revealing a snow-white scratch, and said with a smile: "Today is the darkest day in my life, right? If my aunt can be so 'ugly' every day in the future, I probably wouldn't have been pestering my aunt, hehe... This is a way for my aunt to throw me away. 2 Aunt can give it a try."
"Don't touch me!"
Dugu Miejue turned his face aside, took out a small bronze mirror and looked at it, and shouted aggrievedly: "It's so ugly, like an ugly duckling."
She couldn't hold back her laughter, and showed her white teeth, leaning forward and backward, and her delicate body trembled.
"Auntie is so ugly every day, I promise not to bother you." Shi Yue joked while skillfully preparing dishes.
"I would rather you pester me every day than be so ugly."
Dugu Miejue gave Shi Yue a blank look and looked at the ugly face in the mirror. He also felt that it was ugly and interesting and had a very lifelike atmosphere.
She went to the bathroom to wash her face, got back, leaned against the door, and watched Shi Yue cook.
Shi Yue lived in the wild for a long time in his previous life, and his concept of doing it himself and having enough food and clothing was deeply rooted in people's hearts, and he was also a good at cooking.
While cooking, he joked with Dugu Miejue, and occasionally asked her to hold oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, and serve 2 bragging skins on the side, which was very happy.
Dugu Miejue deliberately put a stern face so that Shi Yue could not see that she actually enjoyed this feeling.
She even thought that Shi Yue was promoted to the high hall, went to the kitchen, and went to the big bed. She was such a good man, but she was handsome and spoke funny. The most wonderful thing was that he was so bad, and it was so bad that he could not help but want to chat with him. Even his cold-hearted son couldn't help but be so ticked by him...
"Auntie, hand it to me!" Shi Yue reached out.
Dugu Miejue gave him the salt box. When he touched Shi Yue's hand with his fingertips, he felt as if he was electrocuted and hurriedly retreated.
Seeing Shi Yue concentrating on cooking and standing aside to start, how could it feel like a couple playing house?
She couldn't help but think about it all, and her heart was warm and the fragrance came to her nose. The green pepper was frying in a daze.
"Aunt, is it delicious?"
Shi Yue put a piece of green pepper to Dugu Miejue's mouth and excitedly asked her to eat it.
Dugu Miejue blushed as if drunk, shyly avoided it, and began to panic again, and said angrily: "You don't need to feed me, I'll do it myself."
As soon as he opened his mouth, Shi Yue gave away chopsticks and green peppers were put into his mouth.
Dugu Miejue hurriedly shut up. She bit her pepper half and it was hard to spit it out. She glared at Shi Yue, chewed it slowly, and tasted it with a mouthful of fragrance. Looking at Shi Yue's complacent spirit, she said against her will: "It's so careless, I'll eat it very much."[
But unexpectedly, the remaining half was sent into Shi Yue's mouth and said coquettishly: "Hey, you can't eat it!"
"Why can't you eat it?"
Shi Yue giggled and chewed beautifully, "Why do I taste so delicious? Oh, I understand, it's my aunt's tone, haha... what my aunt has eaten is good, aunt... Are we considered an indirect kiss?"
"What are you kissing? Bad guy, I ignore you."
Dugu Miejue was so embarrassed that he didn't dare to continue joking with Shi Yue on the rooftop. He would not be embarrassed to death, but he would be angry to death.
But if you don’t do anything, does it seem that you are not “virtuous” enough?
Dugu Miejue took the initiative to place the small table, the bowls and plates neatly. He suddenly thought that Xiaoyuer came back for a while and saw that the bed sheet was wet and could not explain. The little girl had a good nose. She smelled it and knew that it was something shameful. She hurried to the bedroom and wanted to change the bed sheet.
Shi Yue then walked in, watching Dugu Miejue sorting out the crime scene, he deliberately walked over and touched the bed sheet, and said in confusion: "Why are the bed sheets wet? Aunt, did you wet the bed last night?"
"You're just wetting the bed!"
Dugu Miejue was so angry that he complained that Shi Yue was hurt, and stared at him fiercely, explaining: "I was thirsty at noon and spilled it on the bed when I was drinking water."
"How come it feels greasy?" Shi Yue did not mean to let Dugu Miejue go.
"this……"
Dugu Miejue was so embarrassed that he dared not threaten to kill Shi Yue, nor could he tell him bluntly 3 This is the spring water flowing from love. After holding it in for a long time, Qiqi Ai Ai said: "There is oil in the water."
"How can there be oil in the water?" Shi Yue asked.
Dugu Miejue couldn't answer 2 stared at Shi Yue fiercely, "You want to care?"
"How come there is oil in the water?" Shi Yue refused to give in.
Dugu Miejue's cheeks were red, angry and ashamed, and shoved Shi Yue in anger and said coquettishly: "Oil! Oil! Oil! How do I know there is oil in the water? Go and ask Xiaoyuer, Xiaoyuer must know why there is oil in the water. You bad guy, dare to ask me again, be careful that I will run away now, so that you will never annoy me again."