After leaving the toilet door, Lin Tao finally took a deep breath of breath that he had been holding. He heard Chen Yalan's "crackling" sound coming from behind him. He shook his head helplessly, not understanding that Wang Guodong was so cheerful and bold.
How could a bloody man find such a woman as his wife? Chen Yalan's look just now can be seen almost every day, because it is a look full of desire and nakedly seducing men!
However, Chen Yalan seemed to think too highly of herself. She naively thought that just because of her good looks, she could seduce Lin Tao. However, she also didn’t think about it. Except for a few few, was there any woman here who didn’t look good enough?
Excellent. Besides, no man would have the slightest idea about a woman sitting on the toilet who has diarrhea, and it would be too late to hide from her!
Sitting under a awning in the courtyard, Lin Tao smiled and took a cup of strong tea brewed by the little girl from Gao Yuanyuan's hand. After praising Gao Yuanyuan, he turned around and saw a pale-faced Zhang Xu coming out of the tent.
Lin Tao got out of the car, looked at him with a smile and asked: "Did you drink enough last night?"
"Yeah, who wouldn't say it? I didn't expect that mixing several types of wine would be so powerful. Look at my temples bulging and my head hurts like crazy!" Zhang Xu sat weakly next to Lin Tao.
On the chair, he saw Gao Yuanyuan pouring himself a cup of tea. He happily touched the little girl's head. After taking a sip of tea, he turned around and asked, "Brother Lin, we won't leave today, right? I'm really not here."
What a state!"
"Are you ready to leave? Don't look at me like I'm fine. My head hurts too. Let's rest here one night and leave tomorrow!" Lin Tao nodded and said.
"Oh~ If I had known better, I might as well have rested in that clubhouse. The place is big and there are beds. Going to such a shabby place to sleep in the open air is really asking for trouble!" Zhang Xu shook his head regretfully, as if he had no bones.
Like an octopus, it slumped softly on the chair.
"We must not drink this wine like this next time. We are simply kidding with our lives!" Lin Tao slowly spit out a piece of tea, looked at Zhang Xu and said seriously: "If a large number of living corpses were touched last night,
The consequences are simply unimaginable!”
"Yeah, I got a little carried away!" Zhang Xu nodded sincerely, understanding that the party last night should not have happened. Thinking that he slept like a dead pig, he was also frightened.
"Brother Xu, the computer you want!" At this time, Bingbing came out of the tent sleepily. She only wore a white vest and a pair of pink seamless underwear and came out generously.
She lazily put the white laptop she was carrying in front of Zhang Xu. After finding a chair and sitting down, she put her legs on Zhang Xu's thighs in a similar posture to Zhang Xu, and rested her head on the chair.
His back was swaying, obviously he hadn't slept well yet.
"Where did you get the computer?" Lin Tao asked curiously while drinking tea.
"My sister Xiaojie gave it to me last night. She said it contained a lot of movies. This book belongs to the unlucky guy you beat to death yesterday. But he finally did something good before he died, at least in the car.
Fill up the battery for us!" Zhang Xu rubbed his hands and opened the ultra-thin notebook excitedly. After turning it on, he clicked a few times and immediately said excitedly: "Haha~ There are also movies about male and female fights. Now life
But it’s so colorful!”
"Really? Then open it quickly!" Bingbing became energetic when she heard this. She leaned on Zhang Xu's shoulder and urged him to open it quickly, but Lin Tao scolded the two of them angrily: "
What are you two doing, Yuanyuan is still here!"
"Uh..." Zhang Xu then realized that Gao Yuanyuan was also looking at his notebook with her little head stretched out. He could only smile awkwardly, click on the computer a few times and said: "Then let's watch some cartoons for Yuanyuan.
, the movie version of "Xi Yangyang and Big Big Wolf"!"
"Oh! That's great!" Gao Yuanyuan cheered happily, her little eyes widening.
The movie started to play. Zhang Xu put the computer in the middle of the table. Even Lin Tao followed him boredly. After about a quarter of an hour, Chen Yalan walked out of the toilet with a pale face. She dragged
With two legs as soft as noodles, he walked to Lin Tao and slumped down on the chair. He picked up the tea in front of Lin Tao without asking, opened his mouth and drank half of it.
"Hey~ What's wrong with Sister Chen? She looks so ugly!" Zhang Xu turned his head and looked at Chen Yalan with a smile, his sneaky eyes constantly scanning between her bare legs.
"Don't mention it. I don't know what was unclean about what I ate last night. My stomach has been hurting all morning!" Chen Yalan weakly put the water glass on the table and kept twisting her hips and waist in strange postures.
It’s not that she deliberately twisted her limbs, but people who have had loose stools know that if there is too much loose stools, there will always be some places that are very painful, such as chrysanthemums!
"No, even though some of the things are leftovers, your husband and the others also ate them, so you shouldn't have to do it alone!" Bingbing looked away from the screen, smiling.
He gave Chen Yalan a non-smiling look.
"Maybe I caught a cold while sleeping last night!" Chen Yalan said with a frown.
"Where are Chen Jie and Lao Wang? Why didn't I see anyone?" Zhang Xu asked strangely.
"Chen Jie and Li Tingyu followed Miss Bai to dig something. My Lao Wang and the other men are still digging holes outside the door!" Chen Yalan said looking at Zhang Xu.
"Dig a hole? What kind of hole?" Zhang Xu asked doubtfully.
"Don't the people you killed need to be buried?" Chen Yalan shrugged her shoulders and asked calmly. She didn't seem to feel sorry for her dead companions at all. She actually turned her head and smiled and said to Lin Tao: "Brother Lin, can you now
Are you going to get some clothes for your sister?"
"Okay, come with me!" Lin Tao nodded, got up and walked out of the door with Chen Yalan. There were many women rolling up their clothes in the car outside, enough for her to choose from.
"Hey, sister? Fortunately, this old woman can still scream. She is really an old cucumber painted green to pretend to be young!" Bingbing looked at Chen Yalan who happily followed Lin Tao out, and smiled very contemptuously.
"It's okay. Brother Lin is already thirty after all, and Chen Yalan looks like she's only in her twenties. Isn't it normal to call herself my sister?" Zhang Xu leaned on the chair and turned around inexplicably.
said.
"She is twenty-eight-nine? My good brother, your eyes are too sharp!" Bingbing pointed at Chen Yalan's back and made a fuss, then patted her left hand and said: "To see a woman's true age, firstly, look at the hands, secondly
Just look at the feet. Take a look at my sister’s hands. They are white and tender, but there is nothing there! But her hands are white, barely tender, but you noticed the veins on the back of her hands.
No? Several of them are bulging out. The veins on her feet are even more bulging. They are like earthworms. Let me tell you, this woman is definitely not younger than thirty-four or five years old.
!”
"No way, she is Xiaojie's biological sister, and Xiaojie is only nineteen. How can there be such a big age difference between the two of them? She is almost a mother!" Zhang Xu said in surprise when he heard this.
"Why don't you wait until Chen Jie comes back and ask her to find out? And I tell you, this woman will definitely not be a fuel-saving lamp!" Bingbing suddenly came over with a ghostly look on Zhang Xu's side.
He whispered: "Nine times out of ten, this woman is having an affair with that old man named Lu Bin!"
"Ah? You can't? Then Lao Lu is bald and not as handsome as Lao Wang. No matter how hungry Chen Yalan is, she won't have sex with him, right? If you say that Huang Kai or even Lu Liangjia, I will still believe it.
, that old bald guy? You are too ridiculous!"
Zhang Xu shook his head in disbelief, looked up and down at Bingbing, who looked confident, and asked hesitantly: "How did you figure it out? It's impossible for them to have a tryst in the middle of the night as soon as they got here, and they happened to give you
Did you bump into me?"
"I don't know if there was a tryst, but based on my most sensitive intuition as a woman, there must be a story between these two people, and that look in their eyes is wrong!" Bingbing said with an air of dignity, holding her head high.
"Come on, do you think you can read fortune tellers?" Zhang Xu immediately gave Bingbing a middle finger with disdain, then kicked her legs with his feet and said in a disgusted way: "Fortune teller, don't talk nonsense here, hurry up.
I rub my temples, my head is about to explode with pain!"