"Hehe~ Brother Xu, let me tell you another secret. Do you want to hear it?" Bingbing ran behind Zhang Xu with a happy face and gently rubbed his temples.
"What other secrets do you have? I counted all the hairs in your crotch last night, right?" Zhang Xu closed his eyes in enjoyment and rested his head directly on Bingbing's soft chest.
"It's a secret about Chen Yalan. Do you know why she has diarrhea?" Bingbing said, suddenly and mysteriously whispered in Zhang Xu's ear: "Because we added some ingredients to what she ate last night.
!”
"You won't give her laxatives, will you? But you don't seem to have laxatives either!" Zhang Xu opened his eyes and turned around in surprise.
"It's not laxatives, it's Jiaojiao's foot washing water and some other messy things!" Bingbing chuckled, smiling like a female fox.
"Damn, I don't seem to have offended you, right? Why are you so mean to me?" Zhang Xu turned to look at Bingbing and asked inexplicably.
"Tch~ She didn't offend us, but she is flattering and greedy!"
Bingbing curled her lips and said disdainfully: "Didn't your husband drag you to study firearms last night? I really didn't hear the devilish behavior she showed when she was talking to Mr. Lin there. I wish I could lie down to Mr. Lin.
She was in her arms, and when everyone had finished eating, she actually told Mr. Lin that she was not full. Mr. Lin asked Cao Mei to help her cook something to eat, and Cao Mei gave this task to her.
Gave it to Jiaojiao, Jiaojiao that
It’s not like you don’t know her temper, how can you help her cook something to eat? Besides, we all saw that the old woman was unhappy, so we discussed it and cooked her a bowl of noodles with eggs using Jiaojiao’s foot-washing water.
Min threw some of her toenails into the bowl, and Liu Lan and the others got even worse. They put saliva, snot, and other things into her bowl. But we didn't expect that she would actually have diarrhea today, haha.
~It made me laugh so hard!”
"Damn it, how much hatred do you have to punish her like this? You women are too wicked!" Zhang Xu looked at Bingbing who was laughing in amazement, and then asked with an ominous premonition: "
What else did you add to her?"
"Well..." Bingbing suddenly became nervous and said shyly: "Didn't you get someone's underwear on last night? I just put it in the noodles and soaked it for a while!"
"Fuck!" Zhang Xu couldn't help but cursed, and immediately cursed: "I was shot while I was lying down. Doesn't this mean that I am also responsible?"
"If you really think about it, this is indeed the case..." Bingbing nodded sincerely.
Outside the door, Lin Tao listened to Zhang Xu yelling in the yard and ignored it. He was half lying on the driver's seat of the Warrior, smoking and looking at the slim figure in the Cheetah in front of him.
Here is Chen Yalan, she chose it excitedly
After a few pieces of clothing, she couldn't wait to change in the car, and she didn't mean to avoid Lin Tao at all. She even asked Lin Tao to help her unzip the zipper on her back, but Lin Tao ignored him this time and directly
Got into the Warrior car at the back.
Lin Tao looked at the old underwear that Chen Yalan threw out of the car speechlessly. He blew out a puff of smoke, turned to Jiaojiao who was next to him and said calmly, "Jiaojiao, why did you hit Jiang Yan this morning?"
Jiaojiao was rubbing Lin Tao's legs. Her sweet and pretty face immediately changed, and she said in a panic: "No...just...she had a few quarrels with me because I squeezed her to sleep last night.
I couldn't control it for a moment, so I hit her a few times...I'm sorry, Mr. Lin, I was too impulsive!"
"There's no point in apologizing to me. It's not me you hit. You have to tell Jiang Yan!" Lin Tao looked deeply at Jiaojiao Yiyan, whose eyes were red, and did not continue to explain why she hit Jiang Yan.
Instead of entangled, he leaned back on the chair and said slowly: "We are all survivors in the apocalypse. No one is superior to anyone else. Now almost everyone is struggling to survive. The sense of superiority is
It can’t happen, helping each other is the key to our survival!”
"Master Lin... I was wrong. Wait... I will apologize to Jiang Yan when she comes back!" Jiaojiao had tears in her eyes, and her pitiful expression made it unclear whether she really regretted it.
"Oh~ I hope you really know that you are wrong!" Lin Tao sighed helplessly, shook his head and said: "It's all my fault for indulging you too much. After only a few good days, you have become forgetful. Maybe everything now is gone.
If we take them all away from you again, maybe you can truly unite!"
After saying that, Lin Tao didn't wait for Jiaojiao to rush to explain anything, threw away the cigarette butts in his hands and jumped out of the car, because Bai Ru had already led a large group of people down the hill behind the house, and they had big bags in their hands.
The small bags were carrying a lot of things, and every woman was dripping with sweat and smelled of travel.
"Ruru, it's not bad, I got a lot of trophies!" Lin Tao smiled and took the two paper bags from Bai Ru. When he opened them, he saw a lot of sweet potatoes and dried bamboo shoots inside, but it was probably because the weather was too dry.
Because of this, many sweet potatoes are so dry that they crack. However, for those who can hardly eat vegetables, sweet potatoes are also a very good choice.
"Haha~ That's right, don't even look at who did it!" Bai Ru happily came up and took Lin Tao's arm, with a beaming look on her face.
"Sister, come and see. Sister Tingyu and I dug a lot of sweet potatoes and a lot of dried bamboo shoots!" At this time, Chen Jie also ran up with Li Tingyu carrying a bamboo basket found in the yard.
Chen Jie opened the Cheetah car door with a flushed face.
But she found that her sister was lowering her head and putting on her underwear, with the skirt still hanging around her waist. The thick black inverted triangle suddenly appeared in front of everyone. She screamed in fright, quickly closed the door and vomited to Chen Yalan in embarrassment.
Stick out your tongue.
"You crazy girl, don't you want me to see people?" After Chen Yalan put on her clothes, she jumped down and glared at Chen Jie angrily. She glanced at Lin Tao who was talking to Bai Ru, but she didn't look at her.
Instead of holding the baskets in their hands, Chen Jie and Li Yuting raised their hands and turned around gracefully, asking with a smile: "How are you? Sister, am I beautiful?"
"Ah! Xiaoya, your outfit seems to be Givenchy's main summer style, right? Let me see, let me see!" Li Tingyu quickly put down the basket in her hand, and ran to Chen Yalan in a few steps to look at the clothes on her body.
A white and black dress, the soft material was definitely good to the touch. Li Tingyu said in surprise: "It's the real thing, Xiaoya. I remember this dress can cost more than 30,000 yuan. Where did you get it?"
Coming?"
"Of course Brother Lin gave it to me!" Chen Yalan said proudly, and deliberately said the word "Brother Lin" very loudly, then raised one of her feet and shook the crystal high heels on it to signal Lin Tao
A pair of shoes was also given as a gift.
"Hey, Xiaoya, you are just a clothes-slinger, you really look good in anything you wear!" Li Tingyu looked at Chen Yalan up and down and said with envy.
"That's only possible if Brother Lin is capable! Do you dare to wear the clothes that your old Huang stripped from the corpse for you yesterday? I haven't even torn off the tag yet!"
Chen Yalan looked happily at Li Tingyu beside her, but she was always paying attention to Lin Tao's every move from the corner of her eyes. Her big, watery eyes were filled with rippling eyes, but as four men came up from the steep slope, her face was charming.
His expression immediately became serious again. He took out a bottle of mineral water in the car. Chen Yalan met one of the burliest men and said with a distressed face: "Guodong, are you tired? Come and drink some water!"
"It's okay, those brothers must be laid to rest!" Chen Guodong, who was bare-backed, unscrewed the mineral water and took a big sip. His eyes lit up when he looked at Chen Yalan's clothes and said, "Eh? Xiaoya, your clothes are like this.
Where did it come from? It’s very beautiful!”
"Oh... they have a lot of clothes, they gave it to me!" Chen Yalan vaguely pointed to Lin Tao, without saying clearly who gave it to her.
"Hehe~ Guodong, do you feel itchy when you look at your wife? You have to torture Yalan again tonight, right?" Lu Bin carried a folding spade and used his elbow to pound Guodong next to him, but his eyes were filled with confusion.
Looking at Chen Yalan's lowered breasts, she was radiant with semen.
"Go away, Lao Lu, you old crook. Do you care about the love between our husband and wife?" Chen Yalan glared at Lu Bin with disdain, then happily took Wang Guodong's arm, pulled him and said: "Husband, we
Go away and ignore these bad guys!"
"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, look, I dug a lot of sweet potatoes. How about I roast them for you?" Chen Jie flew to Wang Guodong again like a happy butterfly, holding her little basket and excitedly giving it to him.
Show off the results of your hard work all morning.
"Haha~ Xiaojie has finally grown up. She can dig things for her brother-in-law to eat. Okay, we have a good lunch today!" Wang Guodong fondly touched Chen Jie's head, and the big beard on his face trembled with laughter.