In the early morning of January 2nd, just after New Year's Day, a mixed team of 150 people gathered on the streets of Jindian Villa. This search mission was different from the previous ones. It was carried out by the owner Lin Tao himself.
The leader of the team dispatched fifty of the most elite people from each brigade to follow them. He did not bring any aircraft or artillery, but he drove a full twenty trucks and a fuel tanker. The owner of the village said even more arrogantly.
, I will never return to the village until the car is full!
The owner of the village personally led the team to set off, and everyone in the village came out to see him off. A large group of women stood on the street in the early morning, trying not to cry, trying their best to put on the sweetest smiles, saying goodbye to their men one by one, looking at the
The men and women showed their true love one after another. The contractor, Old Brown, had tears in his eyes. He was determined to build a villa here. He would bring his mistress to the villa for vacation every one or two months. The peace and tranquility in the villa was not the same.
The noisy county town can be compared.
Twenty-one trucks rumbled out of the villa. The old and young men in the villa could see the university town until they arrived, and they reluctantly stopped and waved goodbye. The guards on duty at the top of the university town also looked at it curiously.
Looking at this scene, I don't understand that the Chinese New Year is coming soon, and the people of this mountain village are so angry that they have such a big fight. If it goes away forever, they won't even be able to celebrate the last New Year.
In the leading truck, Zhang Xu drove the truck himself, with Lin Tao and Qi Tiannan sitting next to him. Lin Tao was smoking a cigarette and playing with a black electronic instrument in his hand. Zhang Xu asked curiously: "Brother Lin, can this GPS really work?"
Is it useful? Don’t let that guy Old Brown fool you, or you’ll be in trouble!”
"The current road display has always been correct, and the accuracy of military GPS is indeed very high!" Lin Tao raised his head and smiled, shaking the GPS in his hand and said: "With it, at least we will not get lost, and we will be less likely to get lost."
It took a lot of time!”
"Old Brown finally did something good this time. He no longer only wants to corrupt us with his extravagant ideas of Great Britain!" Qi Tiannan took the GPS and looked through it. Because it was in English, he couldn't understand it, so he
Asked: "If the US-made military GPS can be used, then our Beidou GPS can probably be used too, right?"
"That's not clear. I picked up a few civilian ones before, but they have all expired. We haven't seen military ones yet!" Lin Tao said with a smile.
"Then does Old Brown, the GPS machine, take our money? This guy goes to the cafeteria every now and then to trick us into eating fruit. Although we don't eat that stuff, we can't let him eat it for nothing!" Zhang Xu said with a hint of anger, as if
I was also full of resentment towards that extremely dishonest profiteer.
"Can he not charge money?" Lin Tao shook his head angrily and said: "This guy refused to sell at first, saying he wanted to keep it for himself. At first we thought he just wanted to take the opportunity to raise the price, but who knew what happened later?
He really didn’t want to sell, but in the end it was Lao Zhu who used hard and soft tactics and threatened him with default on payment, so he agreed to temporarily lend us one hundred kilograms of rice!”
"Damn! This old guy is so damn stupid. It costs a hundred kilograms of rice. Let's smash it when it's finished and let's see what he does!" Zhang Xu said angrily.
"By the way! I heard that Lu Jia is pregnant with her second child?" Lin Tao took out his cigarettes and scattered them one after another, and asked casually.
"Haha! Yes, even though my sister-in-law is thin, her body is really good for fertility!" Zhang Xu said with a happy face: "I have done a lot with her other girls, but I have done a lot with them.
Only Bi'er was pregnant and her mother had a threatened miscarriage. Jiajia was still very powerful. She was weak and I didn't do it a few times. She got pregnant without saying a word. This time she gave me a hard-on.
Indicators, baby products and supplements fill a piece of paper!”
"Ha! So you have been targeted too? So have I!" Qi Tiannan on the side smiled and took out a piece of paper. It was also densely packed with things. He patted the paper and said, "Nana heard this.
We are entering the city, and I was so excited that I didn't sleep all night, so I just filled this piece of paper with me. When we actually enter the city, you have to wait for me, I may go to some places with luxury goods!"
"It's okay! I'll accompany you. The other women and I also have a lot of tasks. I still have a few pieces of paper in my pocket!" Zhang Xu said carelessly, but he saw Lin Tao sitting there smiling and saying nothing. Zhang Xu
He asked strangely: "Brother Lin, your wife is the most important among us. My sisters-in-law should be considerate of you and not give you any heavy tasks!"
A drop of nameless tears rolled in Lin Tao's eyes. He tremblingly took out a thick notebook and three pieces of A4 paper from his jacket pocket. He choked and said: "What I have in my hand is not necessarily the same as the two trucks."
You can pretend, but you can’t measure up to me? I’m so undersized!”
The three men were silent at the same time, smoking vigorously. After a while, Zhang Xu said sadly: "Two brothers! I finally understood one thing. It turns out that our villa does not have a red light district, but the entire villa is the largest one.
Those girls in the red light district, they... they have sold their bodies to us for a long period of time, and the bill in our hands is the prostitution fee that must be paid immediately!"
"Stop talking!" Qi Tiannan waved his hands in pain and said, "No wonder all the brothers are so sad this time. Now that I think about it, they must have a lot of things to do. Why should we go to the city and suffer like this?"
"Come on! Don't be ignorant of your blessings. You only have one wife inside and out. How can you have more?" Zhang Xu sighed, deeply feeling the heavy pressure of life.
"I...I won't hide it from you!" Qi Tiannan said and actually took out two more lists of items and said with difficulty: "The hardest thing to accept is the kindness of a beauty!"
"Damn! You're such a capable kid. You actually hid something secretly. I thought you were the most honest person in the whole villa. Please tell me honestly. Whose wife did you steal?" Zhang Xu was startled.
He shouted, his eyes full of disbelief.
"The two sisters in Nana's group are unmarried!" Qi Tiannan said shyly: "Although we all knew that there was a little hazy feeling in the past, everyone was more restrained due to moral reasons, but when we arrived at the villa, we
...We have implemented polygamy, haven't we? They have more ideas, and they keep writing to me to confess their love. I think you have so many wives who are quite harmonious, so...I agreed to them!"
"Wang Na agreed?" Lin Tao also asked with a gossipy face.
"I haven't dared to say it yet, but I plan to go back and do her work this time!" Qi Tiannan suddenly looked at Lin Tao with bright eyes and said: "I plan to follow your eldest wife as an example and let her study hard.
Then tell her that polygamy has been a tradition in China for five thousand years, and nothing can be changed in just a few decades. The traditions of our ancestors are the real essence!"
"Haha~ I found that you are quite shameless, using thousands of years of history as an excuse!" Zhang Xu laughed, then looked at Lin Tao and suddenly remembered something, and asked: "By the way, Brother Lin, I
I found that the troublemaker Yang Xiaomei has been acting very strange recently. She hasn’t come out to harass us for a long time. Is she planning some shocking big deal? If you know any news, please tell us as soon as possible, so that we can be prepared!
"
"Yes, that's right!" Qi Tiannan also looked nervous and said, "Then the evil will not suddenly come to drain the firewood while we are gone, right? If Nana knew in advance that I was going to marry a little wife, I would be dead!"
"Zhang Xu..." Lin Tao blew out the smoke gently, leaned back on the chair and asked doubtfully: "I bought a watch last year, what does it mean?"
Zhang Xu looked at Lin Tao in astonishment, blushed and said, "Brother Lin, you...why are you swearing?"
"Swearing?" Lin Tao looked at Zhang Xu very strangely and wondered: "When did I scold you? Uh... I bought a watch last year. Is it a curse word?"
"Can you tell me, who said this to you?" Zhang Xu asked with a flushed face while holding back his laughter.
"Yang...Yang Xiaomei! What's wrong? Is she scolding me? But what does buying a watch mean?" Lin Tao was confused. When watching TV in the square last night, Lin Tao saw Yang Xiaomei standing alone.
As she walked back, he went up to hold her and recognized her.
I really explained to her that I was definitely not looking down on gays like them. If Zhou Jie still wanted to have a child, she would arrange the time when she came back. As a result, Yang Xiaomei stared at him for a long time and then coldly said, I last year
I bought a watch!
"That's it, Brother Lin!" Zhang Xu secretly looked at Lin Tao's expression, holding back his laughter and said, "I don't know how you offended her, but this is such a swear word, you have to start each word with
Take the letters out individually and pronounce them, wqnmlgb!"
"I'm going to fuck you!" Qi Tiannan translated with a serious look on his face. After understanding the meaning, he suddenly stopped and looked at Lin Tao in embarrassment.
"She...she scolded me? She actually scolded me? I...I..." Lin Tao was so angry that he was a little incoherent. He tried to please her with good intentions, but what he got back was a curse word, which made Lin Tao's nose start to burst with anger.
Smoked.
"That woman must have gone crazy because she dared to scold anyone!" Zhang Xu looked at Lin Tao sympathetically.
Lin Tao felt depressed one after another. Finally, he had nothing to say and asked: "By the way, Tiannan, what is the specific situation of Zhu Wei and Jin Yan? Have you ever talked to them?"
"Alas~" Qi Tiannan sighed and said feebly: "I was just about to report this to you. Aren't we going out today? The brothers who are going out didn't train yesterday, so they stayed in the village with their own women.
Let’s make out, after all, no one can guarantee that they will be able to go back. You also named those young people and asked them to learn from their experience, but Jin Yan and Zhu Wei...sigh~"
"What happened?" Lin Tao asked with a frown.
"Let me tell you!" Zhang Xu took the words and said angrily: "These two are really in love! Jin Yan lied to Qin Yu last night and said that Lao Qi had a task for her and had to go to the camp overnight.
A document, but do you know where she went? She was having an affair with Zhu Wei hiding in a self-propelled artillery!"
"What? In... inside the self-propelled artillery? How did they get in?" Lin Tao asked dumbfounded.
"The two sentries guarding the artillery last night were Zhu Wei's good brothers. Of course Zhu Wei let them in when he went to fire/cannon!" Zhang Xu also had a wry smile on his face, and continued: "Then the two young lovers may have been afraid.
This time it was a life-and-death farewell, and she was doing it crazily inside. As a result, Jin Yan screamed so loud that Wang Guodong, who came out to pee on duty, heard him. When Lao Wang pulled Zhu Wei out, Zhu Wei was crying and swearing to Jin Yan, saying
No one can separate them, they must die together! Fortunately, it’s Lao Wang, if it had been Qin Yu or someone else, a murder would probably have occurred!"
"What...what do you think of this?" Lin Tao was also very depressed. He looked at Qi Tiannan and asked, "What happened next? Have you talked to them?"
"Let's talk! Zhu Wei is my soldier. I went there overnight last night!" Qi Tiannan nodded and said helplessly: "Xiao Jinyan has been crying there. No matter what I asked, she said you should shoot me. If not, I will."
She was going to be with Zhu Wei, but Zhu Wei said why Qin Yu was treating her badly, saying that Jin Yan married him and didn't even sleep in Jin Yan's bed on the wedding night. That Wang Hongli also bullied their sisters all day long.
Not only do they have to wash her underwear, but Jin Yan also has to wash her buttocks before going to bed at night. They are not treated as sisters at all! I don’t know if what they are saying is true or not, but these two people are now determined by the scale.
, we are determined to be together!”
"Zhang Xu, Qin Yu usually has a good relationship with Lu Liangjia. You can go back and ask Qin Yu's attitude towards Jin Yan from the side. If Qin Yu really doesn't care about her, it's not easy to force her!" Lin Tao could only say this.
"I've asked this a long time ago!" Zhang Xu looked at Lin Tao and said, "In the final analysis, it's the woman Wang Hongli who is causing trouble. The tricks are the same. How can Xiaoyu, a rookie, deal with it? Lu Liangjia said that Xiaoyu is actually very fond of Jin Yan.
There are feelings, but Wang Hongli is a woman who is too powerful. As long as Xiaoyu does not like her, she will shout that she will run her head into the street, and then cry desperately. Moreover, we also understand Xiaoyu’s character, although she is shy.
He is a very stubborn person, if he finds out that Zhu Wei is having an affair with his wife, needless to say, it will definitely be a murder case!"
"Oh, there are only so many people in the villa, so many bad things have happened. No matter what, they do whatever they want, they deserve to be beaten to death!" Lin Tao scratched his head angrily, ready to give up completely.
"Master!" Qi Tiannan suddenly looked at Lin Tao seriously and said, "I suddenly feel that our villa is missing one of the most essential positions!"
"What position?" Lin Tao asked suspiciously.
"Neighborhood committee aunt!" Qi Tiannan smiled mysteriously and said, "Think about it, neighborhood committee aunts usually play the role of peacemakers and confidant elder sisters. These parents' shortcomings are what they are best at. Why don't we set up a neighborhood committee?
, leave all these things to them, and by the way, they can also provide psychological counseling to the soldiers. Just a bunch of us gentlemen studying here will not be able to figure out anything until tomorrow morning!"
"Yes! This should have been done a long time ago!" Lin Tao also clapped his hands excitedly and asked: "Then who do you think should be the director of the neighborhood committee?"
"Jasmine!" Qi Tiannan and Zhang Xu said in unison.
"She?" Lin Tao looked at the two of them with a strange look, and Zhang Xu explained with a smile: "Don't underestimate your ex-girlfriend. I don't know if you've noticed that she goes to the store in front of Jasmine's shop every day after work.
She has the most people, and everyone likes to come there to brag about her. Moreover, Jasmine and her husband are both warm-hearted. No matter what happens to someone’s family, they will take the initiative to help. There is no one in the whole villa who can’t talk to her. As the director of the neighborhood committee, she is absolutely
suitable!"
"Okay, then it's settled!" Lin Tao nodded without hesitation. Thinking about it, even he likes to talk to Jasmine when there is nothing to do, not to mention other people.