"I'm here to ask you something." Liu Hao followed Dou Yacai into her room. Dou Yacai ignored her and fell down on the bed.
"I also want to ask you something." She put her legs up on the bed frame and said lazily.
"You answer first."
"I'll ask first."
"Pour tea for me, the king."
"Do it yourself and pour me a drink."
"..."o(╯□╰)o
"Uncle Liu Hao, you must be feeling empty and lonely inside." Dou Yacai took the tea handed over by Liu Hao and took a sip to moisten his throat.
"What?"
"Men who are empty inside often like to vent their inner emptiness through sports. Some are that kind of sports, and some are this kind of sports. You like to throw people and women. Such intense sports are unprecedented and unprecedented. It means that you are extremely longing in your heart.
Woman, to put it another way, you lack the love of women." Dou Yacai spoke eloquently based on a book he had come across, "How to Read a Man's Heart", and it was no problem to use modern thinking tools to analyze ancient men.
Well, isn’t there that saying—all crows in the world are as black as crows in the world? Modern crows should be about the same black as ancient crows.
"Really? Then how should I treat this inner emptiness syndrome?"
"You are not young anymore. According to my understanding of ancient times, as a prince, you should get married at the age of fifteen. So, uncle, don't choose, 'just find a good man and marry him'. In ancient times, it was not easy for leftover men to do so.
, my father urged me, my mother urged me, my brother with evil intentions urged me, and a bunch of ministers also urged me."
"Humph, I won't marry you." Liu Hao closed his eyes and leaned against Dou Yacai's bed.
Dou Yacai became more playful, and as she spoke, she climbed onto Liu Hao's back. She hugged his neck from behind with both hands. Uncle Liu Hao had a strong manly smell on his body, and it smelled pretty good. She
His hands were playing with Liu Huang's hair. His hair was not straight, but a little naturally curly. It was this kind of hair that made Liu Huang look like someone who had stepped out of a painting.
Dou Yacai didn't realize what impact her intimate gesture had on Liu Hao. By some strange coincidence, he stretched out his broad palm to hold Dou Yacai's little hand. However, as soon as he shook it, he let go.
When he held her unruly left hand, he felt like he was holding a handful of firewood in his hand. He originally thought it would be soft, but he didn't expect it to be without any beauty. Liu Hao lowered his head and saw that her hand contained nothing but bones and wrappings.
The skin of the bones has no meat left.
"You should marry my sister Dou Biyu, Uncle Liu Hao. In fact, she is quite pitiful. She broke two legs because of you. She is now depressed and unable to achieve her goals. At the same time, she doesn't like me."
When Dou Yacai spoke in a soft voice, the breath from her mouth sprayed on Liu Hao's neck. Liu Hao thought of the idiom "breathing like a orchid". No, no, no, she is Dou Yacai, and her breathing is like a orchid.
Lan? How can I use it on her?
"I have said that I will not marry you! If you say it again, I will crush you into pieces."
"What a beautiful person, why do you..."
"Ah~~" Liu Hao screamed again, "Why are you pulling out my hair!"
"White hair!" Dou Yacai held up a white hair that he had just plucked out as if he was offering a treasure, "Uncle, you have a white hair. You are indeed old." As he said this, he shook his head regretfully.
"You should pay more attention to yourself. If you didn't go to the palace to collect the reward today and let that woman lead you, my father can punish you for bullying the emperor." Liu Hao patted her hand hard.
"Really? But the emperor is a handsome old man, so he shouldn't be so cruel."
Liu Hao pulled her off his back and stood in front of him. If she didn't pull her back, she would pull out all his hair.
"I want to ask you something..." When Liu Hao was about to ask the question, he hesitated.
"What? Just ask, I will definitely know everything and tell you everything."
"...Um...that..." Liu Hao was a little embarrassed, and Dou Yacai looked at him with wide eyes.
"Your eyes are so wide. Why do I ask? I won't ask."
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Introduction:
[Before time travel] "It's time to fulfill your obligations as a wife." "Don't you have another woman?" "You really want me to find another woman?" He stretched out his long hands and grabbed the hem of her skirt, pulling her body
She tilted and fell at his feet. He held her chin and said, "Your wife is very generous." "I think you should hope that I do this."
[After Time Travel] "Take off her wedding dress!" In the mourning hall of his beloved woman, Duan Shixuan ordered the servants around him, "Wait! I will do it myself..." Her quiet and indifferent voice stunned everyone present.
With an expressionless face, she slowly moved her white and tender hands to unbutton her wedding dress, one button, two, three... until her beautiful collarbone was exposed...