84 Chapter 84 Chewed two pieces of soap before pressing down
84 Chapter 84 I chewed two pieces of soap before pressing it down.
Due to alcohol and anger, Chi Ying's face was red at this time. Miao Qiang looked at her cute look standing there with her little fists clenched and said with a smile: "Don't get excited yet, we have already thought of dealing with Zhang Bin
If you feel angry, you can come together to help."
Chi Ying's eyes lit up, he sat back next to Miao Qiang and asked, "How do you want to deal with that scumbag?"
Miao Qiang smiled "haha" and said: "First make his hotel stink, and then slowly kill him!"
"How can we help?"
Seeing that the time was ripe, Miao Qiang moved a box of canned herring bought today from the corner, put it on the table, and said to Ye Xian'er at the table: "This is canned herring. How many cans do you each bring? Welcome.
The guest building adopts an independent ventilation system, and the ventilation ducts run through the entire hotel from the first basement to the third floor above ground.
I want you to find an opportunity tomorrow to sprinkle these canned herrings in every corner of the ventilation ducts, and leave the rest to us."
After hearing this, Chi Ying patted her chest and promised: "This matter is simple, just leave it to us, don't worry."
"Okay, it's settled, but you have to grasp the time and start on time at six o'clock tomorrow night."
"no problem."
At this time, the little gray furry picked up a box of cans and looked at it carefully, and then asked: "This can looks like a high-end one, but I don't know what it tastes like? Huh? What's wrong with the lid of this can?"
They’re all welded together! There’s not even a pull ring?”
As he spoke, the little gray-haired man subconsciously put the can in his hand into his mouth. When Miao Qiang saw his move, he wanted to stop him, but it was still a step too late.
The little gray-haired fox-headed mandibles pushed hard, and the sharp teeth in his mouth bit through the can in an instant! With a "pop" sound, the canned soup came out along the holes made by the teeth.
Not only did the little gray hair fill his mouth, but it also splashed around. A strong stench instantly filled the room.
Looking at Little Gray Fur'er, his face turned green at this time. He pinched his neck with both hands and retched, and the others immediately jumped out of the house.
Chi Ying also woke up from the wine, choked with snot and tears. While wiping the snot on his jacket with his little hands, he shouted to Miao Qiang: "Old Miao, what kind of can is this? Why does it stink better than shit?
?”
Miao Qiang was in the room and didn't bother to answer her at this time. He took the can from Xiao Huimao's mouth and put it into a plastic bag. After tightening the mouth of the bag, he still felt uneasy and wrapped four or five plastic bags around the outside.
The bag stopped.
He handed the bag to Zhang Zihao and asked him to take it outside and throw it away. He turned on the range hood in the kitchen and the fan in the house. It took him a long time to get rid of the smell after opening the doors and windows.
After a while, Chi Ying returned to the house with the other wild fairies. While fanning his nose with his little hand, he asked curiously: "Old Miao, what you bought is not an expired can of shit, is it? Big shit?
The soup has fermented in the can, and the dead smell makes me sober."
Miao Qiang had a wry smile on his face and explained: "This is called canned herring, and it smells like this. You have to be careful when you move around tomorrow. Don't make sure it sticks to your body, otherwise it will be difficult to wash off."
At this moment, Little Gray Hair walked out of the bathroom with foam at the corner of his mouth. As he walked, he muttered: "Damn, this smell of death made me chew two pieces of soap before I could suppress it.
If you spit it out, tonight's meal and wine will be in vain."
Chi Ying was so angry at him that his face turned pale. He stepped forward and kicked him and said, "Look at you, it's just because of your greed! I've lost all my face to you tonight! Hurry up!
Get back here!"
The little gray-furred boy was so frightened by the red shadow that he shrank his neck, then took the canned herring and ran away in despair with the other wild fairies.
Before leaving, Miao Qiang said to them: "I didn't have enough fun tonight. Come back to my place tomorrow night after the operation is over, and I will serve you a drink to celebrate."
After hearing this, these wild fairies let out a burst of cheers, and then disappeared without a trace like a gust of wind.
After they left, Chi Ying blushed and said to Miao Qiang with a coy expression: "Old Miao, I made you laugh today. These little bastards have never seen the world, so don't be as knowledgeable as them."
Seeing his cute appearance, Miao Qiang couldn't hold it back for a moment. He raised his hand and pinched her cheek gently, and then said: "It's okay, we are all our own people, there is no need to be so open to outsiders."
Chi Ying was startled by his pinch. He raised his little hand and knocked off the pig's trotter pinched on his face, and spat: "Don't be ashamed! Can you pinch a girl's face at will?"
Miao Qiang was speechless after hearing this, and hurriedly explained: "I just think you are cute, and I subconsciously pinch you as if you were a child. Why are your thoughts so dirty?"
"You are the only one who is dirty, your whole family is dirty!"
Looking at Chi Ying, who was so powerful, Xu Mengxuan pursed his lips and smiled and said: "Okay, don't be angry. Miao Qiang did this because he likes you. Let him pay attention next time."
"What? He likes me? No, he's still so young, how can he like me? This is wrong!" Although she said this, her eyes showed unconcealable joy.
Miao Qiang was speechless and cursed: "Sister! Are you mistaken? This kind of love and the kind of love between men and women are completely different things, right?"
While they were having fun, the two of them, one ghost and one fox, simply cleaned up the mess on the table in the room. Then Chi Ying asked seriously: "Old Miao, are you ready with all the things I told you yesterday?"
Miao Qiang nodded and said, "Everything is ready."
"Okay, then I will teach you now how to set up a shrine and an offering table."
Under Chi Ying's command, a disciple's hall stood up.
Chi Ying looked at the piece of red cloth spread on the table and said: "The name of the leader should be written on the top of this, followed by the four beams and eight pillars, and the name of Qingfeng Baoma. Grandpa didn't give me the seventh list. He said August
On the fifteenth day, he will bring all the people who have entered your hall and then write it for you personally.
You silly boy, don’t forget, you must prepare more tributes and other things that day. As the seventh grandfather, he must have received a lot of people from the other disciples who came to watch the ceremony. Don’t embarrass him when the time comes.
"
"Don't worry, I know what's going on."
After Chi Ying gave some more instructions, he transformed into a gust of demonic wind and disappeared into the house.
After Chi Ying left, Miao Qiang looked at Xu Mengxuan and felt a little troubled. It was hard to put her in a bottle now. But he couldn't let a female ghost wander around in the house of a big boss.
Zhang Zihao gave him an idea at this time and said: "Why don't you let Miss Mengxuan and I go to the shroud shop first? There is a garage behind the shroud shop, which was converted by my sixth uncle into a place for enshrining the longevity tablet.
I will ask my sixth uncle to set up a memorial tablet for her later, and ask Sister Mengxuan to live there for a few days, and then let her move back when your memorial tablet is erected."
After hearing this, Miao Qiang looked at Xu Mengxuan and wanted to ask for her opinion. Xu Mengxuan nodded and said, "Then I'll trouble Brother Zihao."
Her words of "Brother Zihao" made Zhang Zihao's bones go numb. He giggled "hehehe" and said, "No trouble, no trouble. We still have a lot of good things in the store. You'll know about it later."
Just speak up if you get hit, and I will burn it for you."
Miao Qiang looked at Zhang Zihao, who was starting to look stupid again, and shook his head helplessly: "Ji Ba, can't you be more normal? Aren't you afraid of Xu Mengxuan's embarrassment?"
"What's so embarrassing? Sister Mengxuan, right? Let's go home with my brother. Let him wait here for that bitch Xiao Hunyu. I've never seen them embarrassed before."
Xu Mengxuan pursed her lips and smiled, said goodbye to Miao Qiang, and followed Zhang Zihao back to Changqing Shroud Shop.
After everyone left, only Miao Qiang was left, and the room suddenly became quiet.
Miao Qiang took out his phone and checked the time. It was only after ten o'clock in the evening. He was used to going to bed late and he didn't feel sleepy at all yet.
After taking out a can of beer from the refrigerator, Miao Qiang leaned back on the sofa, picked up the remote control and turned on the TV. Although he was constantly adjusting TV channels, his attention was not on the TV screen.
As the beautiful images kept flashing through his mind, he subconsciously picked up the supervision token hanging around his neck, brought it to his mouth and said softly: "Xiao Hunyu, are you here?"