Not long after he finished speaking, a gust of wind blew up in the room. However, this gust of wind was different from when Xiao Hunyu appeared in the past, and Miao Qiang immediately became alert.
The cold wind dissipated, and two figures appeared. After seeing their appearance clearly, Miao Qiang's heart skipped a beat, and he immediately jumped up from the sofa and exclaimed: "Why are you two here?"
After the visitors heard this, one of the hanged men in white grinned and said, "Junior, I never thought you actually knew me."
Miao Qiang was speechless and thought to himself: "If I didn't recognize the impermanence of black and white, wouldn't my life for the past thirty years have been in vain?"
Yes, it is the two ghosts of Black and White who are here. According to legend, although these two are ghosts of the underworld, they are a pair of gods. These two gods hold shackles and handcuffs and specialize in hunting down ghosts, helping to reward good and punish evil.
They are the generals of the gods of the underworld such as King Yama, City God, and Dongyue Emperor.
Bai Wuchang's name is Xie Bian, and his zodiac sign is Yang. He always smiles, is tall and thin, has a pale face, and spits out a long tongue. The official hat on his head has the four characters "make money at first sight" written on his head. He expresses thanks in advance and treats those who respect the gods well.
Luck is often respectfully called "Bai Ye", "Qi Ye", etc. It attracts the yang soul of men and scatters the yin soul of women!
Hei Wuchang's name is Fan Wujiu, (or Wushen), and he belongs to Yin. He has a fierce face, a wide body and a fat body, with a small black face. On his official hat are written the four characters "Tian Xia Tai Ping", which means to punish those who disobey the law.
Those who have committed crimes will not be pardoned, and are often called "dwarf master", "black master", and "eight master". They absorb their dark souls to women and scatter their yang souls to men!
Because his status under the City God was second only to the civil and military judges, Ye Ye and Suo Ye, he was often called the "Seven Masters and Eight Masters".
Miao Qiang never dreamed that he just wanted to find Xiao Hunyu to discuss the mysteries of the universe and the future of mankind, but he actually recruited the two of them!
Looking at Bai Wuchang with his tongue hanging on his chest, Miao Qiang pretended to smile calmly and said: "Seventh Master and Eighth Master, have we misunderstood? I wanted to find Xiao Hunyu, why are you two here?"
Xie Bian held the big tongue in his mouth and said: "Junior, Master Hunyu went to the ghost market for something. Before he left, he specially entrusted you to our brothers. If you have anything, just ask."
Miao Qiang almost cried after hearing this, and cursed in his heart: "You bitch, just leave. Why did you entrust me to these two ancestors? You brought them out in the middle of the night. You
It’s because I think my life is too long.”
He thought so in his heart, but did not dare to say it with his mouth. He saw Miao Qiang waving his hands and saying with a smile on his face: "It's okay, it's okay. I just wanted to tell Xiao Hunyu some little things. Since she's not here,
Then just wait until she comes back, so I won’t bother you two!"
As soon as he finished speaking, before Bai Wuchang and Xie Bian could speak, Hei Wuchang and Fan Wujiu on the side shook the seduction rope in his hand and said angrily: "Asshole! What do you, a junior, think of our two brothers? Call him out.
If it comes, it will go! Do you want to die?!"
This Hei Wuchang already had a ferocious look, and now he got angry again, which immediately frightened Miao Qiang. He secretly said: "This is too scary! His sixth uncle is not as playful as you, you guys
The handover with Xiao Hunyu has been completed, but no one informed me in advance. If I had known that I could invite you two ancestors to come up, I wouldn't have idly blown off the supervision token.
Let’s play!”
Looking at Miao Qiang who was stunned on the spot, Xie Bian said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, junior, my brother is born with a fierce look. Don't be fooled by his appearance and prejudice him."
Miao Qiang waved his hands repeatedly, "Don't dare! Don't dare! This is all a misunderstanding. Yes, it is a misunderstanding!"
"It's just a misunderstanding. You are Xiaojiu's grandson, right? Speaking of which, Xiaojiu worked for my brother for several years before, so we are not outsiders. If you need our help with anything in the future, just ask.
yes."
Although Bai Wuchang's words were pleasant, in Miao Qiang's eyes they were as weird as possible. Just imagine an old hanged man saying to you, "Your grandpa and I are buddies. If you have anything to say, tell me."
That's good!" Who could it be if it were this guy? Who could stand it?
Seeing that Miao Qiang was still at a loss for what to do, Xie Bi'an smiled "hehe" and said: "We have met each other. Since you have nothing to do now, my two brothers will go back to the underworld first. We are really busy with business and can't do it."
I've been away for too long. I'll find a chance to come back and have a drink with you some other time."
It was a long time after Bai Wuchang left that Miao Qiang came back to his senses. Thinking of what Bai Wuchang said before leaving, he couldn't help but secretly thought: "You asked me to have a drink and have a good time with you, why didn't you tell me to call the calf and the pony too?"
Just got together for a table of mahjong."
Miao Qiang had nightmares one after another that night. Bai Wuchang's big tongue and Hei Wuchang's fierce appearance lingered in his mind.
At dawn, Miao Qiang, who had been fighting with the black and white landlords all night, woke up from his nightmare.
He glanced at the time on his phone and saw that it was already past six in the morning. After washing up, Miao Qiang got dressed and went straight to the breakfast cart at the entrance of the alley. After buying three breakfasts, he arrived at the Changqing Shroud Shop.
At this time, Jin Kemu and Zhang Zihao had just gotten up. When they heard a knock on the door, Jin Kemu opened the door and let Miao Qiang in.
After entering the house, Miao Qiang put the breakfast in his hand on the table and said to them: "I bought some breakfast, just have a quick bite."
Jin Kemu walked to the table with a smile, and while looking through the breakfast bag that Miao Qiang put down, he said: "It's good to be neighbors with the superintendent. Even breakfast can be delivered to your door."
But as he spoke, his expression changed, and it became more and more ugly.
When Miao Qiang, who was confused, was about to ask him why, Zhang Zihao came over while yawning. He glanced at the three glasses of milk on the table and said to Miao Qiang: "Old Miao, have you bought milk?"
Miao Qiang was a little confused by the uncle and nephew, and couldn't help but ask: "Yes, don't you drink milk?"
Zhang Zihao sat down at the table, picked up a fried dough stick, took a bite and said, "I drink it, but my sixth uncle doesn't drink it."
"Why don't you drink milk, Lao Jin? Do you have a bad stomach?"
Zhang Zihao opened a glass of milk, took a sip, looked at Jin Kemu, whose face turned dark, and said with a "hehe" smile to Miao Qiang: "It's not because he doesn't drink milk because he has a bad stomach, but he was injured when he drank milk when he was a child.
After that, I got sick while sitting down and never touched milk again."
"What? Can you get hurt after drinking milk? Is it too hot and you get burned? Let me tell you, this milk cannot be heated too high, otherwise all the calcium in it will be lost."
Hearing what Miao Qiang said, Zhang Zihao smiled mischievously and said, "My sixth uncle was drinking raw milk at that time. It's not like he was scalded. It's just that the cow sat down when he was halfway through drinking!"
Miao Qiang didn't react at first, but when he figured out what was going on, he immediately spat out everything in his mouth. He stared at Jin Kemu in disbelief and asked: "Old Jin, you are not a fool."
Did the cow sit down and crush you when you were drinking milk from under your belly?"
When Jin Kemu saw these two bad boys teasing him about embarrassing things that happened when he was a child, his old face turned red immediately, and he turned around and entered the back room without saying a word.
The moment he closed the door, he seemed to hear Miao Qiang and Zhang Zihao laughing outside the door.
Miao Qiang laughed to the point of tears. He wiped away his tears and said, "Ji Ba, your sixth uncle is so talented. He has left a psychological shadow, and he needs to find a psychiatrist to help him.
"
"It's okay. Apart from not being able to drink milk, it's not a big deal."
After breakfast, the whole morning passed like this. When it was almost noon, Miao Qiang's cell phone rang.
When I picked up the phone, I saw Xiao Zhang, the lobby manager of Yingbin Building, on the other side. This little chubby girl said anxiously on the other end of the phone: "Brother Miao, do you want to come over tonight to cause trouble?"
Miao Qiang smiled slightly, "Didn't I tell you yesterday that you would take one day off today? Don't ask about anything else. Have you taken off?"
"I've finished asking for leave, but there's something I want to tell you. The one who called yesterday to book the 9888 package for two tables was Zhang Zihao, right?"
"How do you know it?"
"How did I know that his mobile phone number was recognized by a kid in the kitchen? Mr. Zhang found dozens of people from society early this morning, and they were all very civilized at first sight.