"Are you a carpenter? Such simple lyrics actually remind me of sawing wood..."
"Were you singing just now? If I didn't open my eyes, I would have thought a duck was coming!"
"The pig's humming is better than your singing!"
…
When I saw my master standing in front of the store early in the morning, quarreling with people, and winking at each person after quarreling with him, [Deng Libuduo] finally understood why he had to have the courage to step forward to dissuade him when he encountered injustice.
This guy did it on purpose!
What Black Bears inspired Lin Bai’s fun of making fun of people?
fart!
Lin Bai had already made this plan when the Five Bears of Hei's family didn't come.
He was simply enjoying the process, and he might even be taking the opportunity to beat himself up...
I don’t know who the idiot came up with such a crazy intelligent AI, it’s just a big hole in the brain!
But for the Dragon Subduing Palm, flying skills, palm thunder and other skills that are far beyond the novice village.
[Deng Libuduo] had to force a smile and went over to apologize to the customers one by one to appease their emotions: "Don't be angry. My master is in a bad mood today. It's all my fault. I made him angry this morning.
What kind of anger is directed at me..."
"... If you are really upset, just slap me twice. Teachers are respected, and it is appropriate for a disciple to take the punishment on his master's behalf."
"Let's do this. I'll give you a plate of cold dishes at my discretion. Since you have a lot of food, please don't argue with my master, okay?"
"I bow to you and apologize to you..."
…
Eat the bitterest of hardships, and the position will be superior to others.
For the sake of skills, no shame!
Having said that.
But after [Deng Libuduo] deceived the customer by being obedient, smiling, and even offering money, Lin Bai would still say to him from time to time:
"Bah, you're not sincere in your apology. Are you going to be someone's disciple?"
"If you want to give it, just give it a big dish. If you give it a cold dish, it's not manly."
This made him feel double suffering.
Whenever he shows any dissatisfaction.
Lin Bai just said: "Damn it, you dare to glare at me."
Then.
A thunderbolt from the palm of his hand swung over.
Although the blood deduction is not much.
But he felt aggrieved!
No one can play games as much as him!
This bastard did it on purpose!
He just felt that he had scolded him and wanted to find an opportunity to destroy his martial arts...
[Deng Libuduo] can actually tolerate the above. After all, he knows what kind of person Lin Bai is!
What he can't stand is that the idiot [Lin's little lady] has been doing live broadcasts nearby.
Is this a live broadcast?
This is the mentality to mess with him!
His behavior is even more despicable than that paparazzi...
The game is really big, everyone is there...
Whenever [Deng Libuduo] was provoked by Lin Bai and wanted to delete his account, change roles, practice hard and kill Lin Bai later, Lin Bai would say: "I can't even stand this anger."
, and wanting to learn any more advanced martial arts is simply a fool’s errand.”
One word brought him back again.
yes!
I have already paid so much, is it worth it to delete my account and start over again?
In doing so, his progress will be even slower than that of the second batch of players.
What's more, once you create an account, you cannot change to a novice village. In today's Jiamu City, all players are living a very difficult life. When he gets through the novice period and goes to a higher-level city to study and returns, what if Lin Bai is massacred by others?
Did it fall?
NPCs only have one life.
If something like that really happened, Lin Bai would become a lifelong shame that would never be washed away!
The sunk costs are too high!
Eat the bitterest of hardships, and the position will be superior to others!
I will endure!
…
have to say.
Life will always find a way out. When Lin Bai suppressed his emotions to the limit, [Deng Libuduo] became cruel and started a live broadcast.
You broadcast it and I broadcast it. What’s the meaning of the passerby’s perspective? If you want to watch it, just look at the main perspective...
As long as I dare to shame myself, no one can do it to me!
…
"Brother Deng is sixty-six" "Brother Deng is a real man" "The front row is watching the worst player in the history of the game" "Touch Brother Deng's head and give me comfort" "Hold on, I will give you a gift" "You should kill such NPCs
"Brother Deng is not an M, is he?" "Who else wants to learn from Lin Bai?" "The masochist, I, Deng Shen, is ranked first, and no one dares to be ranked second." "Who wants to go to Shopkeeper Lin?"
permed”
…
Amid the fragrant encouragement, [Deng Libuduo] felt extremely comforted. He gained 300,000 followers in half a day and earned 20,000 yuan after deducting the company's share...
What is an unexpected surprise?
This is.
So delicious!
this moment.
[Deng Li Buduo] The resentment in his heart disappeared, and he found a new road.
Being abused by Lin Bai and making money.
When he kills Lin Bai in the future, he will clear up his reputation.
This is simply perfect marketing and a win-win situation...
Master, please whip me as much as you like!
…
[Pleasure from the little lady of the Lin family: +1+1]
[Resentment from Deng Libuduo; +1+1]
[The little joy from Deng Li; +1+1+1]
When Lin Bai was quarreling with others, he could clearly connect with the emotions around him, not to mention the emotions coming from the indigenous people.
What surprised him was the change in [Deng Li Buduo]'s mood. In the morning, this guy was full of complaints, but in the afternoon he was content with it.
No matter how excessive his behavior or language, [Deng Li Bu Duo] exudes positive emotions.
Is this abnormal?
Stockholm?
Or were you driven crazy by him?
It wasn't until [the Lin family's young lady] got into an angry argument with [Deng Libuduo] because her customer base was robbed that Lin Bai's doubts were solved.
I dare you to live broadcast the process of being tortured.
Really miserable!
From negative emotions to positive emotions, this guy has tasted the sweetness!
Lin Bai was originally worried that he would torture his apprentice too hard, so he finally deleted his account and reopened it, so he stopped playing with him.
After all, there were not many people coming in the afternoon. In order to complete the mission, he lost all his firepower to [Deng Libuduo]...
The bad words hurting people in June Han are no joke.
Although the apprentice's virtue points are deducted, there is still 10% feedback every day. No matter how small a mosquito's legs are, they are still meat!
This time, he could put his mind at ease. The apprentice was angry with him, but he found rewards elsewhere, and he had the motivation to continue!
Now that my reputation is too high, I might not be able to find a disciple like [Deng Libuduo] among the players who is willing to be tormented by him and is serious about practicing his internal strength.
…
Night falls.
Not long after Song Jinnan's family came out.
Lin Bai finally received a message in his mind that the mission was successful.
And he had the opportunity to set the second sentence of Palm Thunder.
this time.
Lin Bai learned a lesson, closed his mouth tightly, and no longer spoke rashly.
After glancing at [Little Lady of the Lin Family] and [Deng Li Buduo], Lin Bai used several hunched single figures one after another and disappeared into the vast night.
The skill of Palm Thunder is voice-activated. Whoever masters the formula can call mana from him.
This is a double-edged sword, and it might even hurt you.
Therefore, the formula must be set carefully.
After all, he has almost no privacy now.
Most of the players were playing the game live, and a group of people stared at him. It was too easy to discover the secret of the formula. His current internal strength was not deep enough. Once the formula was leaked, he would most likely be killed by the players.
It doesn't matter what the hell, the magic power invoked is very small, but the thunder in the palm can't even kill a mosquito, right?
so.
The second formula must be long, at least with a certain power, the kind that can kill people. Otherwise, what is the purpose of his hard work?
The most critical point is that even if the players know the formula, they cannot be easily recited, even if it is difficult for them.
He has been thinking about this formula for a day.
Shaking off the followers, Lin Bai found a secluded place and recited the formula he had been pondering all day in one breath: "There is a Cui with thick legs in front of the mountain, and there is a Cui with thick legs behind the mountain. The two came to the mountain to compete on legs.
I don’t know whether Cui’s legs are thicker than those of Cui’s legs, or Cui’s legs are thicker than those of Cui’s legs?”