Although reciting a tongue twister before casting a spell is a bit silly, has he done many stupid things now?
To the players, he is almost like a lunatic.
Is there any image left?
and.
Since time traveling, I don’t know if the players are having a good time, but he himself is quite high...
To some extent.
Everyone is playing, it's just that the player has many lives, but he only has one life.
It would be great if there was an extra immortal system!
He doesn't have to be so cautious and can be as wild as the players!
Looking at the devastated starry sky above his head, Lin Bai murmured softly: "Forty-six words, twenty-three times as many as fuck, it should be powerful enough this time!"
After pondering for a moment, he began to recite the formula: "There is a Cui with thick legs in front of the mountain, and there is a Cui with thick legs behind the mountain. The two of them came to the mountain to compare legs, but I don't know whether it is Cui with Cui's legs... Bah! MBD!"
Well, it’s not easy to say it all correctly in one breath!
Lin Bai took a deep breath and concentrated: "There is Cui Tongshan in front of the mountain, and there is Cui Tongshan behind the mountain..."
At any rate, he had been thinking about it for a whole day, silently thinking about it countless times in his mind.
this time.
It was a success the first time.
call!
A ball of fiery internal energy in the Dantian poured into the meridians of the left hand.
He aimed at a poplar tree on the side of the road, spat out his palm, and a bolt of lightning as thick as an arm shot out.
Click, a crisp sound!
The moment the poplar tree, as thick as a bucket, was struck by lightning, it split in half from the middle. The crack was scorched black, and puffs of black smoke rose up.
Gudong!
Lin Bai swallowed and was shocked by the huge power. The number of words was twenty-three times that of hell. This power must be more than a thousand times greater!
He quickly monitored his internal energy and found that it was probably missing by one-thirtieth.
Comparing purely in terms of internal strength, the power of this palm thunder is about eight times the superposition of "Shocking Hundred Armor"...
then.
Taoist Master Qingfeng probably had to burp on the spot when he received such a thunderbolt from the palm of his hand!
Lin Bai smacked his lips and looked at the palm of his hand: "The spell is a bit short. If you recite a set of instructions and have enough internal strength, it can be used as a thunder tribulation! No, the enemy is a player, they will be resurrected, and their power will be huge
It’s really useless when it’s so big, it’s good like this now…”
[Love words are lingering and meaningful. Love is an indispensable component of human beings, the source of happiness, and the true meaning of joy. What is a more beautiful language than love words? Please keep the love words flowing for twelve hours; reward:
Ventriloquism]
"MBD!"
The new task that popped up in the big language system made Lin Bai couldn't help but curse.
These two days.
He was already tortured to death by good words and bad words.
What love talk are you talking about?
If he talks about love one more day, he will definitely go crazy.
and.
Ventriloquism is of little use, why not come up with the third paragraph of Palm Thunder?
Not quite right either!
The formula on the right hand is "fuck", and the formula on the left hand is a tongue twister. The palms of the hands have been used up, and the soles of the feet have to be used for the third part.
Recite a mantra, raise your foot and kick out a bolt of lightning.
It seems to ruin the image even more!
"Let's put it aside for now!" Lin Bai sighed regretfully and said, "Whenever you meet the person you like, just use these love words to tease her for a day."
The big language system jumped out and bounced around for two days before being relegated to the cold palace by Lin Bai.
Although its rewards may be more advanced in the future.
But love words are not spoken casually. Talking to a man makes Lin Bai a pervert.
But tell the woman, the reward may be bigger for the trouble she causes.
Not worth it for a ventriloquist!
…
After planting two trees, the emotional system no longer provides any tasks. Lin Bai only needs to actively collect other people's emotions and wait for the two trees to blossom and bear fruit;
Without opening a new map, the progress bar of the Everything Is Deficient system is advancing at a snail's pace, and is currently almost in a cooling state;
One elder brother and one disciple can develop independently, and Lin Bai doesn't need to worry about it for the time being.
After the God of Cooking system rewarded the spoon skill, the task required Lin Bai to cook thirty-six kinds of dishes, and the reward was fire skill. Lin Bai did not want to touch this cooking task at all.
The only task left that can be done is the elixir recipe of the peerless miracle doctor system. The reward of the miracle doctor system is the rejuvenation elixir, which should be a type of elixir that replenishes blood and heals injuries.
Healing elixirs were actually quite useful to Lin Bai.
after all.
There were more and more players, and he couldn't guarantee that he would never be injured. Lin Bai didn't want to use the medicine he collected from Zhou Jiang. Who knows if those medicines had any side effects.
Seven systems, and in less than ten days, he had no more tasks to complete.
What system wholesaler?
But that's it!
Lin Bai sneered and returned leisurely to Fan Zhan, the God of Cooking. As he walked, he was thinking about how to get a recipe for rejuvenation and tinker with the rejuvenation elixir.
…
Lin Bai left on the front foot.
Zhao Tong stood on his hind legs in front of the poplar tree that he had split open.
Under the hazy moonlight, his face was very ugly. His throat rolled and he kept swallowing his saliva: "He is definitely showing mercy. Lao Zhou took such a beating. Not to mention recovering from his injuries, not even ashes were left. I have to go.
Report to the city lord that Lin Bai’s strength has been seriously underestimated..."
He turned around and ran in the direction of the City Lord's Mansion, but as soon as he took a step, his legs went weak and he almost fell to the ground.
I finally managed to catch my breath.
Zhao Tong looked back at the tree that had been split into two halves, used Qing Gong, jumped three times and disappeared into the night.
…
When Lin Bai returned to God of Cooking Fanzhan, [the Lin family's young lady] had already left.
The players in Jiamu City have not yet developed their level. It is not easy for them to keep up with a single figure, even if it is just a short-distance burst of fighting skills.
Moreover, most girls are not as persistent in playing games as boys. They lose the fun and never hesitate when they log off.
"Master, you are back." [Deng Libuduo], who had found a way to make money, greeted Lin Bai respectfully, and contributed a wave of positive emotion points to him as soon as they met.
"Yes." Lin Bai nodded, "Xiao Deng, how are you feeling today?"
"I have benefited a lot." [Deng Libuduo] said.
"Really?" Lin Bai smiled at him, "Tell me what you experienced?"
"..." [Deng Libuduo] opened his mouth, hesitating and speechless, roaring in his heart, do you really have to ask the truth? What have I experienced? I have experienced being beaten and beaten.
Can make money...
"Xiao Deng, it seems that your understanding is not deep enough!" Lin Bai smiled and said seriously, "A gentleman tolerates what others cannot tolerate, tolerates what others cannot tolerate, and deals with what others cannot tolerate. I want to tell you today
Your point is that if you allow people to tolerate you, there will be no unsolvable contradictions in the world."
…
"Lin Yutong becomes a master of philosophy"
"Been taught a lesson"
"He is worthy of being the man who wrote The Lost Works of Heaven"
"I want to get to know the man behind Shopkeeper Lin more and more. How much accumulation it takes to create such an intelligent AI!"
…
Looking at the barrage that filled the screen, [Deng Libuduo] felt emotional. He could always find an honest reason for his bad behavior. Your knowledge reserves are useless at all!
but.
He still bowed down humbly and made a full gesture: "Master, this disciple really understands this time. I will demand myself according to the standards you gave me."
[As the disciple's virtue improves, the feedback on his cultivation will increase by 5%]
Weird judging criteria!
The prompt that suddenly popped up in his mind made Lin Bai burst into laughter. He nodded to [Deng Libuduo]: "Being able to rest is called courage, and being gentle in life is of great use. If you can endure the world, you are not a true hero.
Xiao Deng, remember what I told you tonight and go practice!"
"A man who can endure everything will be saved. How can he be a true hero if he can't bear it?" A hearty laughter came from outside the door. Song Shiqing walked in while applauding, "Shopkeeper Lin is really not an ordinary person!"
"I've met Brother Song." Lin Baichong waved his hand to [Deng Libuduo] and saluted Song Shiqing with a smile, "Brother Song, why are you free to come here tonight?"
"Come to tell Shopkeeper Lin the good news." Song Shiqing glanced at A Piao's family, a strange color flashed across his eyes, and then he looked back, took out a bound poetry book from his arms, and handed it to them with both hands.
He asked Lin Bai and said, "Brother Lin, this is the sample issue of "Tian Can Ji", which was printed today. I will bring it to Brother Lin to check it. If there are no mistakes, I will print more tonight.
Tomorrow they will be sent to academies in various towns."
Lin Bai took the collection of poems and flipped through it several times, stopping at the page of "Magpie Bridge Immortal": "Brother Song, I'm afraid this page needs to be revised."
Song Shiqing was stunned.
"If love lasts for a long time, how can we live together day and night?" Lin Bai smiled, looking in the direction of the City Lord's Mansion, a flash of admiration flashed in his eyes, "Last night, City Lord Xu continued this poem!"
"..." Song Shiqing.
"..." [Deng Li is not much].
"..." Song Jinnan's family fell into a sluggish mood.
"Fuck", "Fuck", "Fuck"...
Deng Libuduo's live broadcast pop-up window instantly filled with exclamations...
…
If I don’t give you a bait, I’m afraid you won’t pay attention to “Tian Zan Ji”!
Looking at the shocked people, Lin Bai felt a flash of pride in his heart and thought to himself, Lord City Lord, starting from tonight, you will become famous all over the world!