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Chapter 6 Dr. Zombie King

Caravans do not drive at night. This is not a modern society. There are no highways and no street lights. There may be a pothole on the road at any time. If the car falls into it, it will be a huge loss.

So at night, the caravan would camp on the spot, and Lanno had time to try to dismantle the ice truck.



Under the light of the campfire, a large number of parts were piled in front of Lan Nuo, leaving him at a loss...

How do you install this? The parts must be enough to assemble a new ice car, and there are only a few more. But the principle of the car driven by the zombies is completely different from the one on the earth. I can’t even recognize which one is the engine.

Come out and give it a try!

"Tsk, tsk, tsk! Is this your genius idea? I think the steel mouth of these materials is good. You can sell scrap metal specifically in the future. You will never starve to death." Master Mao's ruthless and venomous ridicule came to his ears, and Lan Nuo was angry.

One head holds three big heads.

Then his head really got bigger!

"F*ck! Don't scare me! Your head has become transparent!" Cat Master saw Lan Nuo's head getting bigger in anger. At first, he thought it was funny, but when he looked at it, something felt wrong.

It's also a bit scary. The head accounts for almost one-third of the body's weight. The brain is over-expanded, making the skull thin. Through the skull, you can vaguely see the sulci on the brain.

"Ah? Is it such an exaggeration?" Lan Nuo just felt that his head was a little heavy, and he thought someone had put a hat on him, but when he thought about it carefully, he didn't have a girlfriend either (it seemed even sadder).

Hearing what Cat Master said was exaggerated, Lan Nuo hurriedly dug out a bronze mirror from the caravan's goods. When he looked in the mirror, he almost scared himself to death. His head looked like a reverse version of the Japanese melon from Plants vs. Zombies.

Come here, the part of the brain is so huge that he has the urge to make a glass cover to protect the brain. The most important thing is that he is bald...

"I'm going? I'm not going to turn into Dr. Zombie King now, am I? But why don't I feel smarter?" Lan Nuo scratched his head and found that his head was too big to reach the top of his head. When he met the police in the future, he asked him to

What should I do if I raise my hands and squat down with my head in my hands?

When Master Cat heard that this was Dr. Zombie King, he blinked and asked, "What is the value of adding 1+2+3 to 100?"

"Five thousand and fifty!" Lan Nuo opened his mouth.

"I'll go! You calculated it so quickly? Is it right?" Mr. Cat was shocked and started counting with his fingers.

"Go, go, go! It's a question that elementary school students know. You can't test this!" However, Master Mao also reminded him. He subconsciously calculated the four arithmetic operations within six digits and found that the results were all within seconds. It took him five seconds to complete the calculation.

The square root of two is accurate to more than fifty decimal places. Although it is far worse than a computer, it is much more exaggerated than the human brain.

"It looks like I'm getting smarter, but why don't I feel it? Forget it, let's see if we can put the ice car together!"

As soon as Lan Nuo saw the parts lying around, he felt that his mind was filled with inspiration. It seemed that he could make what he wanted without even knowing the principles. It looked very similar to the scientific research capabilities of the gray wolves.

After a while...

Lan Nuo, who had released his transformation, felt a large amount of knowledge pouring into his mind. He felt dizzy and almost fainted. Out of self-protection, his brain blocked most of the knowledge, leaving only a very small part that he could understand.

of.

He banged his head with a headache and found that his hair had returned, and he felt relieved. Compared to Lan Nuo's calmness and mood to care about his hair, Mr. Cat was dumbfounded.

"Wait a minute? Don't you want to build an ice truck? What is this?" What appeared in front of the two people was a three-meter-tall robot with a drill in one hand. It looked at the cat operated by Lan Nuo the whole time.

I didn't understand how he did it at all. I was just confused by such a big guy.

"Ah? I don't know either! Anyway, it was created! Decepticon One! Transform!" Lan Nuo gave an order, and the big robot lay down and began to transform. It was not as gorgeous as Transformers, but more like

It's the kind of transformation in The Adventures of Lolo where you can see the principle.

The drill bit turned into a locomotive, and the entire robot lay on the ground and turned into a tractor with a drill bit...

"Looks good! He's actually intelligent? Why don't I remember he has a chip? How is it achieved?" Lan Nuo, who had recovered from Dr. Zombie's transformation, was also confused. This thing in front of him was a perfect interpretation.

What does it mean to be unscientific? At least he doesn't understand the principles.

"Never mind! Let him pull the truck tomorrow!" Lan Nuo jumped into the tractor and lay down on the seat to get ready to sleep.

Cat looked at this machine that could understand human speech, and couldn't help but knock on its shell. With a bang, the shell opened, and a fist popped out. Even with Cat's agility, he almost hit it.

His face was blooming.

"Hey! I'm not very temperamental! They've become sperms! They don't know how to eat people!" Master Cat looked at a monster with an expression on his face.

"Ah...this..." Mr. Cat just said casually, but Lan Nuo realized a problem. This thing doesn't even have an engine. What does it burn to move? The robot designed by Dr. Zombie King will not really use it.

Eat brains? That’s so damn evil!

"Hey! Big guy! What are you eating?" Lan Nuo patted the hood and asked tentatively.

"Sir, Lord Megatron, my food is the brains of any living creature, and I prefer to eat them mixed with aviation kerosene!" A loud mechanical sound came from the hood, which almost made Lan Nuo jump up in fright.

"Gan! You've really become a sperm! Fortunately, you don't have to eat human brains! Then, when you get to Tiandou City, remember to contact the slaughterhouse for me. I will collect all the brains that no one wants!"

Master Cat couldn't help but stay away from Decepticon One. He always felt that the big drill bit was used to drill open the skull and eat the brain marrow.

"Speaking of which... all zombies want to eat brains. Will the zombies I transform into eat brains have any special effects? I need to find a chance to try a whole plate of pig brains for myself!"

He regrets a little now. He used hot chili peppers to cremate the corpses of those poor bandits. Otherwise, he can bring them back, dig out the brains and feed them to Decepticon No. 1. He can also test how long a pound of brains can last.

how long.

"Wait a minute... It seems that I can test it now! If I can become the Dance King Zombie, can't I summon unlimited dance partners? The zombies themselves should also have brains!

Use Dance King Zombie’s dance partners to feed the Decepticons, and then Dance King Zombie can re-summon a wave of dance partners. Isn’t the infinite cycle infinite energy? And it’s clean energy! I’m such a fucking genius!”

[To be continued]

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