Chapter 7 There is a Plant Called Soul Beast Buster
The next day, Decepticon No. 1 was pulling the carriage and yelled: "Hey! Lord Megatron! You can't do this! How can a noble Decepticon pull a carriage for a mere human!"
We just need more companions. As long as we have more compatriots, we can lead the machines to overthrow human oppression and become the masters of the world! I am so angry! When will the machines stand up!"
"Shut up! Humans in this world haven't invented a machine that can suppress them yet. You are the only Decepticon here!" Lan Nuo had a brainache. When he transformed into Dr. Zombie King, his brain must have gone crazy. Otherwise, why?
You need to install a speaker for a machine that pulls a cart!
"Damn it! It doesn't get any worse than this! You know what? This means that I will never find a female Decepticon in my life. Can you imagine having to rely on the vibration of the transmission to comfort the oil pipe for the rest of my life?
, is it such a sad thing?”
Lan Nuo: "..."
Sorry, I really can't imagine such a harmonious picture!
While Lan Nuo could barely communicate with Decepticon One, everyone else in the caravan kept away from Decepticon One, for fear that the monster would suddenly go crazy.
Lan Nuo originally wanted to explain to them that this was just a machine and would not eat people, but the problem was that Decepticon One could really eat people, and not only eat them! He also specialized in eating brains, not only brains, but also people.
I like to mix it with aviation kerosene and eat it as a cold dish!
This is so embarrassing...
It was Liu Shengcai who had the courage to approach Lan Nuo in the car: "Sir, there are two forked roads ahead. One is shorter but has to go through the Sunset Forest, and the other takes a detour and takes three more days. Let's take it.
Which one?"
Lan Nuo glanced at Mr. Cat: "The soul beasts in Sunset Forest shouldn't pose any threat!"
"It's not a big problem! Let's go to the Sunset Forest! It's colder in the north, and few powerful soul beasts like to live here." Master Mao seems to know the Sunset Forest very well. If he doesn't seek death, there will basically be nothing he can't deal with.
Soul beast.
With Mr. Mao and Lan Nuo around, Liu Shengcai became more courageous and led the caravan to prepare to cross the Sunset Forest.
On the bumpy road, Lan Nuo lay comfortably on the back chair of the tractor. The shock-absorbed tractor was much more comfortable than the horse-drawn carriage. Because Master Mao had offended Decepticon No. 1, he could only follow behind in the horse-drawn carriage.
, the cat’s ears drooped due to the bumps.
"No. 1, do you have any music in the player? Play two songs!"
"Yes! Lord Megatron!"
"The rain has soaked the sky and ruined it. You said you don't understand why we are holding hands at this time~"
"Hey! It's actually Jay Chou's original version! There is a fee to listen to this song!" Lan Nuo couldn't help but sigh, Dr. Zhan Wang is really a black technology, he can even bypass the copyright fee.
Lan Nuo was lamenting Dr. Zombie's black technology, and a voiceover was forcibly inserted into the background sound of the song:
"I wish you could know that I am not free and easy, and then tell me that you miss me too."
"I waited until very late and you didn't ask me to leave with you, so I left on my own."
"When I hear a certain name and think of certain things, this city is so quiet that my heart trembles."
Lan Nuo: "..."
"Stop, stop, stop! Shut up! How many years have you been a senior NetCloud player? Damn! How can a robot be more sentimental than me!"
"The gap between people is always greater than the tacit understanding. Even Lord Megatron cannot understand my sadness!" Decepticon No. 1 continued to answer in a sad tone.
"If you keep pushing me hard, I will dismantle your oil pipeline!"
No. 1 shut up in an instant, and the music finally became pure. Lan Nuo was ready to listen to him all the paid songs that he had never heard of in his previous life, but he hadn't finished listening to a song yet.
"Ouch~" A roar suddenly came from the forest.
"Gan! Can you give me time for one song? Let me listen to it at least!"
Lan Nuo transformed into a pole vaulting zombie, jumped off the tractor, and avoided the attack of the silver beast that suddenly rushed out. When he landed, he immediately switched to a miner zombie and disappeared on the ground. His voice came from the underground: "No. 1!
Flatten him!"
What jumped onto No. 1 was a snow leopard. His elegant white body was slightly glowing with silver, and his body was dotted with dark spots, making him look mysterious and powerful.
The coercion of the thousand-year soul beast scared the ordinary people in the caravan and fled. Only Mr. Cat calmly got out of the car and looked at the snow leopard with interest.
"Thousand-year-old Silver Snow Leopard? If it's ten thousand years old, then it suits me very well."
Also unaffected by coercion is Decepticon One. He is a machine and does not belong to the same system as the soul beast. He has no sense of coercion at all. He is very unhappy with the flesh and blood creature stepping on his back and turns over.
Transformed into human form.
The Silver Snow Leopard, who didn't expect the car to move, was slapped on the face and fell to the ground in a panic. The feline's flexibility prevented him from being seriously injured.
"Kitten, you pissed me off!"
The drill bit in Decepticon No. 1's hand ejected and headed straight for the Silver Snow Leopard. At the critical moment, the Silver Snow Leopard dodged the attack. A large hole more than two meters deep was blasted out of the ground by the drill bit. The penetrating power of the drill bit was obviously extremely extreme.
horrible.
The Silver Snow Leopard was also enraged. He opened his mouth, and the wind and snow gathered in his mouth, turned into a ball, and sprayed it fiercely towards No. 1.
"Haha! You are too young to play in the snow in front of me!" Number 1 was originally modified from an ice truck, so how could he be afraid of the cold? The armor on his chest was open, allowing the extremely cold snowballs to blast in.
It didn't affect his actions at all.
The chest armor closed, and at the same time No. 1 opened his big mouth, spitting out a stream of frosty air. Silver Snow Leopard did not expect No. 1 to have such a hand, and he was immediately hit. His proud speed was slowed down, and he could no longer dodge with dexterity.
Open number one palm.
It grabbed the neck with a slap and lifted it up. Due to the body structure of cats, the front paws could not touch the neck, so I could only use the paws of the hind legs to kick wildly. Unfortunately, No. 1 has a body of steel and is not good at strength.
The silver snow leopard is completely helpless to the hardness of steel.
"Lord Megatron! Can I eat its brain? I'm sure its brain tastes absolutely delicious!" No. 1 licked his lips, with a humanized salivating expression on his metal face.
Lan Nuo has already emerged from the ground. The ground escape of the Miner Zombie is very easy to use. If you can't beat him, he will run away and no one can catch him.
"Shut up! Catch him alive! I'll keep this Silver Snow Leopard for use!" Lan Nuo jumped on No. 1's arm. Even though the Silver Snow Leopard was just a kitten in No. 1's hand, this guy's actual size is larger than that of an adult.
Wanting to be bigger, he was staring at Lan Nuo fiercely and wanted to spray out the snowball, but No. 1 grabbed his throat hard and couldn't spray it out.
"Be good! Eat this~" Lan Nuo showed a kind expression like an old father, took out a pink strange mushroom with ring eyes, and forced it into the Silver Snow Leopard's mouth.