Zhao Laowei'er nodded: "So I really have to thank you, um..."
"No, no, no, village chief, this is what I should do. Again, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell, right? I, Li Dachun, have no other merits except for one: I have the spirit of dedication, and I don't ask for anything in return.
Hahaha...."
"Then this wine..." Zhao Laowei'er's gaze shifted to the two bottles of wine again, his eyes sparkling, and it could be seen that he really wanted to keep these two bottles of wine for himself.
"Hey hey hey, these two bottles of wine were originally given to you, the village chief, so just accept them, but..." Li Dachun paused and went around in a big circle. Finally, it was time to get to the point.
The main topic? Borrowing money. Don’t forget that the purpose of Li Dachun’s visit this time is for the 100,000 yuan gift money.
"Did you really give this wine to me?" Zhao Laowei'er stared at Li Dachun's face and asked tentatively. He didn't believe that Li Dachun was willing to give such a good wine to him? "
"You fed my wife for me and kept me from cuckolding so many times. I should thank you for this. How can I accept your wine in return?" Zhao Laowei'er said.
Li Dachun chuckled: "Village chief, actually...this wine is not for free. I have something to ask you..."
Zhao Laowei'er waved his hand generously: "What's the matter? Tell me, as long as I can do it..."
As I said before, he is a heavy drinker, and he is willing to do anything to get these two bottles of wine.
Li Dachun touched the back of his head and pretended to be embarrassed and said: "Well, village chief, I want to ask you to borrow some money..."
Zhao Laowei'er was stunned: "Borrow money? How much?"
Li Dachun stretched out five fingers, but immediately realized that something was wrong, and stretched out the five fingers of the other hand, making a total of ten fingers.
Zhao Laowei'er looked at the ten fingers stretched out by Li Dachun and asked: "One hundred? You want to borrow one hundred..."
Li Dachun was speechless and shook his head hurriedly. Zhao Laowei'er said again: "Well, you want to borrow a thousand, right..."
"No, not the village chief..." Li Dachun shook his head again.
Zhao Laowei'er thought for a moment and understood: "I know, you want to borrow 10,000 yuan, you are really a big talker, but the two bottles of wine you brought are indeed good wines, worth 10,000 yuan, okay, this 10,000 yuan
I lent you the money..."
Li Dachun shook his head again: "What, village chief, I don't want to borrow ten thousand, I want to borrow one hundred thousand..."
Zhao Laowei'er was shocked when he heard this: "What did you say? One hundred thousand? You want to borrow one hundred thousand?"
Li Dachun shook his ten fingers and smiled: "Hey, ten fingers are exactly one hundred thousand, no more, no less..."
Zhao Laowei'er was confused: "Are you blackmailing or borrowing money?"
"Village Chief, to tell you the truth, I borrowed the money for urgent needs. In three days, I will take the 100,000 yuan gift money to go to Pan Tao's house in Panjia Village to celebrate..."
"Wait a minute..." Zhao Laowei'er interrupted Li Dachun and said, "What did you just say? Are you going to Pan Tao's house in Panjia Village to celebrate?"
Li Dachun nodded: "Yes, I want to marry Pan Tao."
Zhao Laowei'er touched his chin and smacked his lips and said, "Did I hear it wrong or did you say it wrong? Pan Tao from Panjia Village? She was attracted by the son of Bandit Pan, the head of their village.
No one dares to marry her now, you..."
"Village Chief, don't worry about this. I'm going to Pantao anyway. Who is Bandit Pan? I don't take him seriously, but in order to get Bandit Pan to get out of here, I have to spend ten dollars within three days.
The gift money of 10,000 yuan, isn’t it, I asked you to borrow the money.”
Zhao Laowei'er thought for a while and said: "Gawazi, I have nothing to do with you and Bandit Pan, and I don't want to, but if you ask me to borrow 100,000 yuan, I don't have that much. I can lend you 10,000 yuan at most."
....."
Li Dachun had expected that Zhao Laowei'er would say this, so Li Dachun was not in a hurry, but put his mouth to Zhao Laowei'er's ear and said: "Village Chief, I have a way to cure your disease..."
Zhao Laowei'er was stunned: "Sickness? What disease? I'm not sick..."
Li Dachun pointed at his lower body and said: "That thing in your crotch is sick. It's sick and can't be erect anymore, so you have to treat him. Otherwise, your woman will have to go out and steal men sooner or later, and I won't either."
Maybe I will help you feed her for the rest of my life, right? After I get my wife, I won’t be able to help you feed her anymore. By then..."
Zhao Laowei'er's face turned livid again. He scratched his head in annoyance and lowered his voice and said: "Do you think I didn't treat it? It can't be cured...it has been treated with Chinese medicine for so many years.
The needles don't work at all..." Suddenly Zhao Laoer's eyes lit up and he asked: "What did you just say? Do you have any way to help me treat my illness?"