Li Dachun had expected that Zhao Laowei'er would say this, so Li Dachun was not in a hurry, but put his mouth to Zhao Laowei'er's ear and said: "Village Chief, I have a way to cure your disease..."
Zhao Laowei'er was stunned: "Sickness? What kind of disease? I'm not sick..."
Li Dachun pointed at his lower body and said: "That thing in your crotch is sick. It's sick and can't be erect anymore, so you have to treat him. Otherwise, your woman will have to go out and steal men sooner or later, and I won't either."
Maybe I will help you feed her for the rest of my life, right? After I get my wife, I won’t be able to help you feed her anymore. By then..."
Zhao Laowei'er's face turned livid again. He scratched his head in annoyance and lowered his voice and said: "Do you think I didn't treat it? It can't be cured...it has been treated with Chinese medicine for so many years.
The needles don't work at all..." Suddenly Zhao Laoer's eyes lit up and he asked: "What did you just say? Do you have any way to help me treat my illness?"
Li Dachun nodded and said confidently: "I can cure your lower body disease, absolutely."
Zhao Laowei'er was a little confused again: "How do you treat it?"
Li Dachun smiled mysteriously, and then uttered two words: "Drink..."
"Drinking? How to drink?" Zhao Laowei'er asked confused.
"Of course you can't drink as usual. In fact, it doesn't matter how you drink. What matters is what you drink?"
"Hey, you Gawazi, don't show off. How do you drink it?" Zhao Laowei'er was a little anxious.
Li Dachun said unhurriedly: "I want to drink a secret wine. The wine is mixed with medicinal liquid for treating diseases. To be precise, it is medicinal wine. This way, it can be drunk as wine and cure diseases. It kills two birds with one stone."
"What kind of wine is that? Is it okay?" Zhao Laowei'er asked.
Li Dachun did not answer, but pointed to the two bottles of wine and said: "These are the two bottles of wine I brought..."
"What? Just these two bottles of wine? Didn't you say that this wine was brewed by a friend of yours...Why did it turn into the medicinal wine you mentioned?"
"My friend brewed this wine himself. I just added some medical liquid into it. After you drink it, I guarantee that the thing in your crotch will become hard and you will regain your former glory." Li Dachun was confident.
said.
"Village Chief, don't forget that my father was a doctor before he was alive. Let me tell you, my father has a special prescription for treating men's incompetence. I prepared the prescription and prepared it with Chinese medicine.
Just add the brewed medicinal solution to the wine, and then you can drink the wine..."
"Then why do you have to add it to wine? Just drink Chinese medicine directly..."
"No, this liquid must be mixed with wine to be effective, and it can't be any other wine, it can only be the kind of wine my friend brewed." Li Dachun pointed to the two bottles of wine: "Here, you
Look, I’ve already added medicinal liquid to these two bottles of wine. After you drink it..."
"Will that thing get hard after I drink it?" Zhao Laowei'er said eagerly.
Li Dachun shook his head: "These two bottles of wine are only preliminary treatments. You must drink them for two courses to completely cure your underlying disease..."
"So these two bottles of wine are the medicinal wine you prepared? They are specially used to treat my disease? After I drink these two bottles, I will have to drink two more courses to be completely cured?" Zhao Laower asked.
Li Dachun nodded: "Yes, that's it, but... I can give you these two bottles of wine, but you have to buy the wine for the next two courses of treatment, which is my ancestral secret recipe.
Not everyone can buy special medicinal wine, and I don’t sell it to ordinary people.”
"Then I'll drink these two bottles first to see if there is any effect and then decide whether to spend money to buy them." Zhao Laowei'er said.
"No, village chief, if you want to buy it, you have to make a decision now and give me the money so that I can buy raw materials and Chinese medicinal materials for you and make wine for you. You have to know that this wine is from me.
I bought it from a friend. In addition, I also need to buy medicinal materials to boil the medicinal materials and add the prepared medicinal liquid to the wine. This is a big expense..."
Um... Zhao Laowei'er finally understood: "You mean you want me to give you money now, right?"
Li Dachun clapped his hands and thought to himself: "Oh my God, after all this time, this old bastard finally understands."
Zhao Laowei'er chuckled: "You kid, you gave me such a big deal, don't you just want money? If I want to treat a disease, I have to get money first, right? Then how much does your secret medicinal wine cost?
?”
Li Dachun stretched out his ten fingers again: "Two courses of treatment and ten bottles of wine, one bottle worth ten thousand, exactly one hundred thousand."
Zhao Laowei'er patted his forehead and pointed at Li Dachun and said: "Hey, you little Gawazi, you just asked me to borrow money, but now you started to swindle my money. You're not here to borrow money, what?"
If I don't lend it to you, you'll immediately turn it into a lie, right? What kind of bullshit medicine and wine? Who are you fooling? I don't believe it."
Li Dachun was neither anxious nor annoyed. He smiled, took two steps towards Zhao Laowei'er and said, "Village Chief, it doesn't matter if you don't believe it. I can prove it to you."
Zhao Laowei'er was stunned: "How to prove it?"
Li Dachun raised his finger and pointed at his lower body: "Do you know why my thing is so big? It's because I often drink medicinal wine. If you drink those two courses of medicinal wine, I guarantee that you will be as big as me, or even bigger than me.
It’s even bigger…”
Upon hearing this, Zhao Laowei'er's eyes shone again: "Can it be bigger than yours? Then it's not a donkey? But I'm very strange, Gawazi, people in our village say yours is very big, how big is it?"
"
Li Dachun didn't waste any time, he untied his belt and took out the penis. When Zhao Laowei'er saw it, he took two steps back in fright: "Damn it, it's too big. Is this true or false?"
Zhao Laowei'er completely believed Li Dachun's words. He felt that it was impossible for a man to be so big. The reason why Li Dachun was so big must be because he drank some medicinal wine. Oh my god, so that medicinal wine is really so effective? No way.
Can you cure the disease below, and then let it become so big?
"Village Chief, do you believe it now..."
Zhao Laowei'er nodded: "Oh my god, I believe it..."
"Then this medicinal wine..."
"Okay, I'll buy it. Two courses of treatment and ten bottles of wine. I bought them all..."
"Then this money..."
"Okay, I'll give it, one hundred thousand yuan... I'll give it to you first, and bring me ten bottles of wine within three days..."
"Aren't you afraid that I will take your money and run away?"
"I'm sorry you don't dare..."
"Hahahaha..." The two looked at each other and smiled, seeming to have reached some kind of tacit understanding.