"Prince, Qin Cao has a fever!" Qin Shou stood up, feeling a little embarrassed.
He tried his best to avoid a group of brothers, but he knew he couldn't escape, so he simply threw aside his moral integrity and whistled, "Would you like to play cards?"
"How is Qin Cao?" Fu Hong looked at Qin Shou's face.
"The doctor said it's fine. I've taken the medicine. Hey, you two, do you want to play cards?" he repeated.
"Whatever," Fu Hong tilted his head and said to Chang Mian: "Call Anya and Lanya over."
Five men sat around a table, and Lan Ya sat next to Qin Shou as a spectator, while the god of gossip started chatting.
At the same time, he mysteriously took out a book, which he accidentally saw in the bookstore when he was wandering downstairs just now. The title of the book is "How to Prevent Being Sleeping with Men". He sat next to Qin Shou and did not
I didn't know whether it was intentional or just, I flipped through a few pages, and then I was excited to share this magical book with several other men who play cards.
"Haha, this is fun." Mr. Lan suddenly laughed so hard that he pointed at the preface on the back of the book and said, "I'll read it to you."
——Men must learn to protect themselves, because there are not only N women around you who are planning how to sleep with you, but also N+1 men quietly sizing up your little daisy. So no matter when and where, men must
To be able to immediately detect the number of men around you who want to sleep with you and possible methods and responses, this article is your best survival manual.
Qin Shou's expression changed and he glared at Lan Ya: "You bastard, you are sincerely looking for a slap in the face, right?"
"Dongfeng!" Chang Mian then threw a Dongfeng, then stretched out his hand to snatch the book from Lan Ya's hand, and opened the catalog, "How to judge whether a man is gay? This is good, let me see how it is explained in it.
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——How to tell if a man is gay?
——This is a question that seems simple but is actually very difficult, because all your experiences will be meaningless when it comes to reality. Do you really think that you can identify a man from his feminine dress or ambiguous eyes or the words and deeds of a woman?
Is he gay? If you still have this view, just jump back to the solar system a few ephemerides ago in the parallel universe and outer space!
——How to judge whether a man is gay? The answer is obvious. There is no need to judge. All men are gay!
——Yes, after understanding this, you can put away all your fantasies, look at the people of the same sex around you with new eyes again, and recall the seemingly random but profound words they said to you before. I emphasize again, all
Men are all gay. Even if the man in front of you is determined to be straight now, it is because he has not met the man who makes his heart beat!!!
——After understanding the above truth, please start communicating with other men in a different mindset. You must tell yourself all the time: any man, no matter what reason he approaches you, his ultimate goal is to sleep with you!
Chang Mian was reading the first page, paragraph by paragraph, when he suddenly laughed so hard that he suddenly threw the sacred book into Lan Ya's face.
"I definitely don't like men. This nonsense book must have been written by the kind of rotten girl who is called an emerging creature nowadays to cheat the royalties!"
Fu Hong looked at the mahjong in front of him, took out a six-piece and threw it out, "I have to say, this book is really unreliable."