Lan Ya took the book and continued to turn the pages, with a serious expression like "I can't help but be a woman," and suddenly shouted: "Qin Shou, this chapter is definitely suitable for you to read. Take a look, take a look, just take a look, I am
I bought this book just for you, so you should at least take a look."
Qin Shou wanted to use the mahjong in his hand to knock out the noisy Lan Ya. He reluctantly glanced at the big chapter title in the book: How to tell if a man wants to sleep with you?
He looked at it and kicked Lan Ya away: "Go to hell!"
"No, I'm not thinking about you, don't you know good people, do you understand?" Lan Ya wailed, then got up from the ground, took the book and glanced at the eyes of the other men present: "Ahem, there are still things here.
There are many chapters, for example, what will happen if a man wants to sleep with you? What methods do men usually use to sleep with you? What should you do if a man sleeps with you?"
wipe!
Qin Shou snatched the book from Lan Ya's hand and kicked him hard again, "I also need to go to the toilet. You can go to me. If you lose, we will split your winnings equally!"
He angrily squatted on the toilet with Lan Ya's book, flipping through the book boredly, mainly looking for the one that Lan Ya just said: What should I do if a man sleeps with me?
Then his eyes fell on that sentence and he didn't look away for a long time, - "Friendship does not exist in this world! Apart from family affection, the only thing left is love and homosexuality! Never trust your brother!!!"
Qin Shou suddenly felt like he had found a soulmate. Yes, he believed in his brother so much that he slept with him!
Why didn't he find this book?!
Why didn't he find this book?
Did this belated book teach him how to deal with the aftermath?
Turn the page...turn the page...turn the page quickly...
Yes, I found it, what Lan Ya just said: What should I do if I accidentally sleep with a man?
Qin Shou squatted on the toilet and read each word carefully:
——What should you do if you accidentally sleep with a man? As a man, if you are slept with by a man, first of all, you should not cry or call the police, but keep it secret.
——Don’t tell your brothers, because you don’t know if they are the same kind as the person who violated you. If they are the same kind, then your brothers will pretend to comfort you and then take the opportunity to sleep with you; if not, then they will automatically stay away from you to prevent
Sleep with you.
——Please don’t tell a woman. No matter she is your beauty, wife, lover or bed partner, or even know her or not, don’t tell a woman that you have been slept with by a man. Because any woman is afraid of this.
It’s a joy to hear and see! And they will give full play to their imagination and concoct various versions of push, push, push, push, push, refuse, and welcome again to reproduce your tragic history. Five minutes later, your colleagues, friends, bosses, subordinates, and even sweepers and doormen will be around you.
Everyone knows this!!!
——So what should I do? It’s very simple, get sick.
——Illness is not a good thing, but sometimes it can save lives. As a man, you can avoid other diseases in your life, but it is recommended that you keep the following diseases all year round, just in case:
--hemorrhoid
--diarrhea
——Constipation (Note: The content of this book about Lan Ya comes from the Internet and is not original.)
Qin Shou held the book in his hand as if he had found a treasure, and the next second he threw it to the ground, not forgetting to step on it, and cursed angrily: "Why didn't you find this book earlier?
Yaya’s hindsight and there’s no reliable solution yet!”
Now that he ran away like that, several brothers knew about it. Fortunately, there are only a few brothers among them. Oh no, there is also that rotten girl Yangyang. She has not looked at him normally the whole night. She is cheating.