Chapter 1003 How bold, you actually dare to insult the Jade Emperor!
"Who are you? Why are you here?"
The one who spoke was none other than Princess Tiesao who didn't sing about pineapples and jackfruits. While she was sweeping the floor, she heard that Erlang Shen was going to capture the Bull Demon King in Niutoushan, so she took her sixth sister to see the excitement.
"My name is Zhu Fengchun, or you can call me Marshal Tianpeng?"
Taishang Laojun is also just an alchemist in this world, but he is also a high-ranking official in heaven. It is impossible for the Jade Emperor not to investigate. Rather than being found out slowly, it is better to simply blow himself up.
The most important thing is that the Jade Emperor in this world is actually quite good, at least very humane. However, because of this humanness, he is not very suitable to be the Jade Emperor.
For example, the Bull Demon King in Niutou Mountain is the illegitimate son of Li Jing, the King of Pagoda, and Petunia. After the Jade Emperor learned that the two were having an affair, he gave Li Jing two ways. One was to remove Li Jing's immortal book and let Li Jing go down to earth and follow Hua Petunia.
The morning glory is a monster, and it stays and flies together.
The other is to let Li Jing cut off contact with Hua Qiang Niu, and it will be over.
It stands to reason that the Jade Emperor has done this kindly enough. After all, Petunia is the demon king of Niutoushan and has many monsters under his command. It may sound like nothing, but in fact, these monsters have really harmed people. In the original plot, Tie
He became the king of Niutoushan and allowed these monsters to correct their evil ways. The first commandment Zhu Bajie said was to kill animals, and he also emphasized not eating human flesh. Although Chen Yi did not agree with Zhu Bajie’s so-called vegetarianism theory, it also shows that this group of monsters
Monsters have eaten human flesh...Zhu Bajie himself is fond of all meat. When he ate roast chicken at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, his mouth was filled with oil.
Not to mention that the morning glory and the Bull Demon King are both cows, but the Donkey Demon King is still a donkey. He does not still eat meat, and even if he does not eat it, they, the protectors of monsters, have nothing wrong with the heavenly court attacking them, not the Donkey Demon King.
It is said that heaven is jealous that they have a paradise for monsters.
It's like if you want to marry a wife with a shady background, then you don't want to be a civil servant. Do you understand what it means that the third generation cannot enter politics?
What's more, you are a god. If you marry a monster today, I don't even dare to think about what you want to do tomorrow.
Even for the morning glory, the Jade Emperor also gave two paths, either you slowly practice and become an immortal, so that one day you can reunite with Li Jing again - the heaven in this world also cannot help but get married. Princess Iron Fan initially
It is not a secret among the Tianting community to like Erlang Shen.
Either you jump into the Flame Mountain and let Li Jing rescue you, then I will help you.
But the result was that she really jumped, and Li Jing really pretended not to see it...
Because faced with these choices, Li Jing chose to forget everything!
As long as I don't know, then I don't know!
In fact, the Jade Emperor's decision to let Petunia jump into the Flame Mountain also has another meaning, that is, if Li Jing really loves Petunia, then even if he really loses his memory, he should come to save Petunia, and his memory may be gone.
, but the heart that wants to save the other party will not lie.
But the fact is that Li Jing may love flowers and morning glory, but he loves his identity as Li Tianwang. What he forgets will not hurt, and what he wants to become a better god is actually just fart. There is a saying of the Bull Demon King.
Very good, Li Jing is abandoning his wife and son. It is your choice to forget the memory. To put it bluntly, you have not chosen the first path. You can't bear to be the king of Tota. There is no way to wash it off!
The reason why the Jade Emperor did not do a good job as the Jade Emperor is because the Jade Emperor has many common problems of ancient emperors. He likes to be a framer. As long as things do not develop to the worst, then I will pretend that nothing has happened.
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"Marshal Canopy?"
Regarding this name, Princess Tie Fan looked confused, while Princess Tie Sao was thoughtful. After all, Princess Tie Sao was responsible for the floor sanitation of Heaven, that is, she swept the floors of Heaven.
Of course, as the daughter of the Jade Emperor, Princess Tiesao is not like the broom star in the world of "Happy Land". She also has many younger brothers responsible for sweeping the floor. She is the captain of the health brigade and is on the same level as Monkey King's Bi Mawen.
Official - maybe even higher.
"So you are Marshal Tianpeng."
Therefore, compared to Tie Fan who had nothing to do, Tie Sao actually knew more about Heaven. He had also heard people talk about Marshal Tianpeng. After thinking about it for a while, he suddenly realized the truth.
"No, I am not."
Tie Sao's face darkened and he said angrily: "Then you still say you are Marshal Tianpeng?"
"It sounds a bit complicated, so this is something I need to talk to the Jade Emperor about."
At least let the Jade Emperor not send troops to arrest him. Whether he can beat him is one thing, but it is better to avoid it as much as possible.
"Then you go find the Jade Emperor. Goodbye."
Tie Sao looked Chen Yi up and down and felt that he was not a bad person. After all, how could such a handsome man be a bad person? He pulled the iron fan and started to leave.
"Wait, can you tell me where the Jade Emperor is?"
Compared with the stingy heaven in "Spring Splendid Zhu Bajie", the heaven in "Lucky Stars Shine Zhu Bajie" seems much grander. Chen Yi really didn't know where the Jade Emperor was for a while.
But as soon as these words came out, Tie Sao and Tie Fan quickly became vigilant. If Chen Yi was really holding some kind of canopy marshal, how could he not know where the Jade Emperor was.
"Who are you anyway?"
Tiesao stretched out her right hand, and an iron broom appeared in her hand. Tie Fan also summoned her own companion magic weapon, but although the former's iron broom looked a little weird, at least it was still a weapon. Her iron fan, look
It really looks like a fan when you put it up.
"I really just want to meet Shen Lang, bah, the Jade Emperor."
Chen Yi almost lost his temper again. He had no choice but to make this Jade Emperor not only Shen Lang, but also Tang Seng, Chen Jialuo, Li Shimin, Zhengde...
Hey, it is said that those who can become the Jade Emperor have gone through countless tribulations, maybe he has actually become one of these people.
"Bold, you actually dare to bash the Jade Emperor!"
Seeing that Chen Yi dared to insult his father, Tiesao was furious, picked up the broom and beat him.
Ah this...
Chen Yi ducked sideways and saw that the iron fan on the other side also picked up the fan and rushed over.
"What about that? Calm down."
Chen Yi casually pulled the iron sweeper's broom over, blocking the iron fan's fan, and said helplessly: "How about you take me to see the Jade Emperor and let the Jade Emperor deal with me?"
“What a beautiful thought!”
Although Tie Fan was kind, when he saw this person of unknown origin, he naturally would not treat him politely. He immediately took a step back and flapped the fan in his hand, blowing a strong wind towards Chen Yi.
"Speaking of fans, I seem to have one too?"
Chen Yi thought for a while, threw away the broom in his hand, and projected the fan of Princess Iron Fan in "The Prequel to the Lotus Lamp". He fanned it slightly, and a strong wind blew forward, which not only offset the strong wind of the iron fan, but also
The two were slapped and turned upside down, falling directly into the Milky Way.
"Help, help!"
Tiesao struggled desperately.
"Gululu!"
The iron fan began to sink directly.
Facts have proved that this Tianhe is still somewhat magical. Zhu Bajie did not drown probably because he was Marshal Tianpeng.