Chapter 1022 I’m afraid you don’t respect your wife very much!
Marriage is a tactic that those in power have liked to use since ancient times. Although sometimes even if there is a marriage, they will turn against each other when it is time to turn against each other, but those in power still enjoy it because it is really useful and can at least serve as a lubricant for the two forces.
"What, actually, I already have a wife, and there are two of them."
However, as a serious person, Chen Yi said that although Tie Fan has a broad mind, my second princess is not bad at all.
"What's the matter? I also have several good sisters - don't look at me with that look, I mean my own sisters!"
After noticing Chen Yi's strange gaze, the Jade Emperor understood it instantly, and suddenly became a little angry.
"It's not like a god who didn't do anything to his own sister."
Let alone the mythical world, even modern society has such beasts, right, Kousaka Kyosuke.
"That's not the point. The point is, what do you think of the iron fan? What about the iron sweeper? What about the iron piano?"
The Jade Emperor was a little unhappy and said, "What's the problem with me and my sister being together? We were born and raised together. It's normal to say that we are brothers and sisters, but it's also reasonable to say that we are not brothers and sisters, because we are all orphans. We are justified.jpg!"
Hiss, it’s actually true. Could it be that your real name, Jade Emperor, is actually Fuxi?
"That Jade Emperor, do you have any objections to your nieces? Don't you think these names are so casual? Why do you feel like these nieces were picked up?"
Chen Yi couldn't help but ask, this is both an iron fan and an iron sweeper. Why do you think the names of the seven princesses are all named after the furniture? Or is it that your surname is actually iron? No, it's your sister's husband's surname.
iron?
"I didn't choose the name, it was my sister. Don't change the subject. Which one do you think is better?"
Chen Yi actually met the seven princesses some time ago, and then he was shocked to find that a tieqin was actually the princess who sang pineapples and jackfruits. He was immediately horrified, and it turned out that he had really traveled to the universe of a bad movie!
So he immediately turned around and left. As long as I can't see it, then this world is not a bad movie universe!
"Forget it, I have to ask my two wives about this."
Chen Yi found another excuse to evade.
Unexpectedly, the Jade Emperor was overjoyed when he heard this, and put his hand on Chen Yi's shoulder very affectionately: "So you are just like me."
What's the same as you?
"What does the Jade Emperor mean by this?"
Chen Yi frowned, feeling that there was something in the Jade Emperor's words, and that he was probably slandering himself.
"I'm afraid - respect your wife!"
The Jade Emperor coughed dryly, and then seemed to remember something. He looked at the vast Milky Way and sighed: "I also know that husband and wife should respect each other, but sometimes, alas!"
"But speaking of this, we have to talk about King Tota. No, he is now Taishang Laojun. I heard that it only takes three minutes for cows to be bred. I really envy him."
The feeling of disappointment came and went quickly. The Jade Emperor winked at Chen Yi and teased his subordinates, which made Chen Yi feel more and more that this guy's expression was exactly the same as that of the LSPs in the chat group. But it's really true.
Of?
[Shi Ji Yuan]: It is indeed like this. People are like tigers, short in time but long in efficiency. They can last for more than ten hours.
Well, that's indeed the case. It was written in the breeding book he asked Hei Dongyin to print before, but he just glanced at it casually before, unlike Chen Yi in the "Stone Age" world, who concentrated on developing agriculture.
[The Legend of Two Dragons of the Tang Dynasty]: Hey, I seem to have discovered the truth. When Li Jing returned to heaven, he didn't actually beg the Jade Emperor to let him be with the morning glory, but because his body couldn't bear it!
You see, the Jade Emperor has said from the beginning that it is okay to fall in love, but not with monsters or mortals. Even if you fall in love, you can wait until the other party cultivates and becomes an immortal, obtains the true fruit, and there is no problem in being together.
This rule seems very strict, but in fact it is very reasonable, and can even be said to protect the gods.
Just like human beings, a hundred years old is considered a long life. If gods fall in love with mortals, humans will be happy, but after a hundred years, gods can only be sad and live in the past.
The lifespan of monsters is quite long, but the problem is that if you don't cultivate good deeds, you will easily be punished by God. Just like a flower and morning glory, even if she doesn't eat people, there are a lot of monsters under her hands, and she, the leader, will also be implicated, and she will still bear the brunt.
, after all, without your protection, how could they eat people so unscrupulously?
I always feel that what they say makes sense - I mean in terms of love, not Li Jing's staying power.
"It turns out that the Weilong Pill in Tushita Palace was made for you."
Chen Yi suddenly realized, I thought Taishang Laojun was trying to trick you, so I got a Jade Emperor in the Great Furnace who needed to take the Powerful Dragon Pill. I feel the same way for you.
"Humph, so you are very powerful?"
The Jade Emperor raised his eyebrows, his tone full of provocation.
"Just kidding, I'm super brave..."
Chen Yi subconsciously wanted to pick up the joke, but soon realized something was wrong. He immediately shut up and looked at the Jade Emperor suspiciously. Are you a time traveler too?
"Then what are you afraid of? Since you are not afraid, what if you marry more wives?"
Obviously, the Jade Emperor is not a time traveler, but an LSP of the same type as Chen Yi. He whispered in Chen Yi's ear: "I'm telling you, women are like this. If they can't stand it, they can only beg for mercy."
"I'm also telling you, if you slander women like this, you will be beaten to death when you go out."
Chen Yi also whispered to the Jade Emperor.
"Ha, I am the Jade Emperor, who dares to hit me?"
The Jade Emperor immediately put his hands on his hips and said, "Don't hit me. Just stand and let them hit me. They can't kill me. Do they understand the value of immortality?"
"I dare!"
At this moment, a beautiful woman in gorgeous clothes wearing a phoenix crown came from a distance, with an evil look on her face, and looked at the Jade Emperor fiercely.
"Queen Mother, you, why are you here?"
The Jade Emperor subconsciously took a step back, feeling extremely confused. Chen Yi and I spoke very quietly, so others shouldn't be able to hear us, but looking at the Queen Mother's posture, she seemed to have heard her!
"What do you think?"
The Queen Mother put her right hand into her sleeve, took out a wat tablet, and looked at the Jade Emperor coldly.
Jade Emperor:......
The Jade Emperor glared at Chen Yi in an instant, "Are you a bastard plotting against me?"
"It's really not my fault."
Chen Yi said with an innocent face: "Who told you to activate the call function when you were playing with the Wat Board just now? Your Wat Board and the Queen Mother's right-hand couple's Wat Board were automatically connected together."
"No, why does the Queen Mother have this in her hands?"
The Jade Emperor was not that easy to deceive, so he immediately retorted.
"I told Brother Chen Yi that I want to give you a surprise."
The Queen Mother slowly approached the Jade Emperor holding the wat tablet, and said murderously: "But I never expected that you gave me a surprise."
Jade Emperor:......
"Queen Mother, please calm down, I was just joking."
"Good sister, right?"
"Don't slap me in the face, don't slap me in the face!"
"All women are like this, right?"
"Ah, don't fight, little brother Chen Yi is still watching!"
he...tui!
Scumbag!
Chen Yi felt that what the Jade Emperor said was very reasonable, and he still wanted to give him some face, so he turned away and decided to go and play with the seven princesses.
