Chapter 104 Plan to use you to sacrifice the sword
Good guys, the male and female protagonists are here together, right?
The visitor was dressed as a young man and held a folding fan in her hand. At first glance, one might have mistaken her for a young man.
But if you look carefully, your son’s chest muscles...
Well, the breasts of Huo Shuixian, who is disguised as a man, are not exaggerated. It may be because of the entanglement, or it may be due to her own lack of confidence.
However, anyone who is not blind can see it from her cute and charming appearance and her neck with no visible Adam's apple.
In fact, in the original plot, not only Liu Bingji, but even a pawnshop owner on the roadside could tell that Huo Shuixian was a woman.
Well, now that Huo Shuixian has just come out of that pawnshop, that guy has been tricked by Liu Bing into using Huo Shuixian as a mortgage and planning to marry Huo Shuixian as his wife.
But now...as the price of marrying her, all the treasures in the pawn shop were thrown away, and even the pawn shop collapsed.
"Is it an illusion? I always think she is more beautiful than the one on TV, but they look exactly the same?"
Chen Yi looked at Huo Shuixian and thought to himself, could this be the legendary charm, the same as my Purple Man Necklace?
After all, compared to Liu's ill-intentioned character who is sometimes incapable of speaking and acting, Huo Shuixian's setting is a real disaster for the country and the people. He can physically charm a large number of people by wearing women's clothes when going out.
"Hey, what are you looking at? I've never seen a beautiful... young man!"
Huo Shuixian had never had a good impression of Liu Bingji, and Chen Yi, Liu Bingji's best friend, was naturally disliked.
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What gives you the illusion that your cross-dressing is perfect?
Chen Yi was speechless. This voice was like a silver bell. Except for some people who are good at ventriloquism, normal people would think that this voice was a female voice!
"As for the beautiful boy, this is indeed the first time I've seen him. After all, you've seen him too. I usually see ugly ghosts like this."
Chen Yi said rudely that Liu Bing had been kicked out, and he said angrily: "I have been cured. As the saying goes, brothers will settle the score..."
"Hey, Brother Chen, if we're not brothers, don't we have to settle the score?"
"Hey, Liu is sick. Here are the vegetables I asked you to buy!"
Seeing that he was being beaten countless times, Huo Shuixian put his hands on his hips and pretended to be evil.
It's just that her angry look is not lethal at all, but gives people a coquettish and naive feeling.
"Don't interrupt, am I not buying groceries with the boss?"
As expected, Liu Bing immediately started deceiving.
Hearing this, Huo Shuixian looked at Chen Yi deceitfully: "Is he a vegetable seller?"
"Of course, you don't know how delicious their food is, etc..."
Liu Bing had already stopped Xiaomei, who was clearing away the bowl, and scooped out a bowl of porridge for Huo Shuixian.
Chen Yi:……
My porridge only has meat, where are the vegetables?
When Huo Shuixian smelled the aroma of the porridge, she couldn't help but shrug her nose. You must know that in Wulongyuan, she had three meals a day as a vegetarian. Although she was not a meatless person, the taste was really delicious!
As a person who sits in a chat group, Chen Yi naturally cannot wrong himself. His three meals are the same as those of Chen Yi in Resident Evil. They are all carefully cooked by the royal chef from the world of The Deer and the Cauldron, plus modern seasonings. Even if
Even in this imaginary world, the taste is also very exciting.
It’s just that Xiaolong doesn’t know the difference and is still competing with that lollipop.
When Huo Shuixian was asked to drink porridge, Liu Bing had already pulled Chen Yi aside and tried to use his eyes to ask Chen Yi for help.
"Speaking of which, I need your help with something."
Chen Yi touched his chin, looked Liu Bingji up and down, and then looked at Huo Shuixian.
Ever since he discovered that the blood of Demon Slayer Muzai can enchant people, Demon Slayer's Chen Yi has been curious about the blood of extraordinary creatures in various worlds.
The blood of wizards in the Harry Potter world has magical power, but it is very rare, much worse than Muzan Kibutsuji, so it was quickly eliminated by Chen Yi and others.
Liu Bing is already the emperor, and he also has the ability to speak Dharma. In a sense, isn't he also an extraordinary creature?
Huo Narcissus is similar. Even compared to Liu Jiji, who is always good and sometimes ineffective, she can also control whether others are unlucky or not, so that the real misfortune comes from her mouth.
Their blood may not be able to make talismans, but it may be a good material for refining weapons, such as Liu Bingji's blood. The sword made with his blood sacrifice is called the Emperor's Sword, right?
"Well, how about one tael of blood and one tael of silver?"
It is not realistic to capture Liu Bing and let him have blood. God knows if doing so will cause him to be struck by lightning. But Liu Bing is already a gambler and lack of money is the norm. Chen Yi thinks that it is good to have a steady stream of money.
"No, why do you want my blood?"
Liu Bing was shocked. Who in the right mind would want to bleed another person?
Chen Yi explained: "I want to build a magical weapon, and I plan to use you to sacrifice the sword."
Liu Bing turned pale when he heard this: "Are you kidding me, sacrificing a sword to me? Aren't you trying to kill me?"
Although he is a ruffian, he is actually a genius. He can recite the Analects of Confucius backwards and naturally knows the story of the general Mo Xie.
"Don't worry, I'm just using your blood, I don't intend to kill you for fun."
Chen Yi doesn't have a good spirit, I'm using serious weapon refining methods.
"Then I'll need to add more money to my blood."
Liu Bing's eyes lit up: "After all, the blood is drained, so my medical expenses and nutritional expenses cannot be less. One tael of blood and ten taels of silver."
"Don't worry about nutritional expenses. You can come to my house for up to three meals. As for medical expenses, don't worry, I won't hurt you by drawing blood."
It's not that Chen Yi couldn't afford ten taels of silver, ten taels of gold would be fine, but he knew that Liu Bingji was always pushing his limits, so if he agreed, he might be in trouble.
"No, too little!"
Liu Bing shook his head.
"That's it..."
Chen Yi spoke in a long tone and said to Huo Shuixian on the side: "This little brother..."
"make a deal!"
Liu Bing was shocked, but he still added a condition: "But you have to let my aunt and second mother come to eat together."
The only thing that can be praised about this guy now is that he is filial enough. Chen Yi readily agreed.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I lost my temper. I'm in Huoshui!"
Huo Shuixian suddenly realized that he was eating other people's food without saying hello to the owner, and his pretty face turned red with embarrassment.
"It's okay, I mean there's not enough."
"Enough is enough!"
Liu Bing had already pulled Chen Yi away from Huo Shuixian again, stretched out his hand, and said with a look of relief on his face: "Let's do it!"
Chen Yi rolled his eyes, took out a syringe, and reminded: "Don't move. If I pierce the wrong place, I won't pay you."
Liu Bing looked at the gleaming needle and felt a little nervous, but thinking of Huo Shuixian who was still waiting for him to buy groceries, he gritted his teeth and nodded.
Soon, a large syringe was filled by Chen Yi. Chen Yi took out ten taels of silver with satisfaction and threw it to Liu Bingji: "Welcome to come again next time."
A pound of blood was suddenly drawn, and Liu Bing's face turned pale. Looking at the ten taels of silver in his hand, he wanted to cry but had no tears.
"Wow, this thing is so amazing!"
Huo Shuixian came over at some point and curiously looked at the needle in Chen Yi's hand and Liu Bingji's arm. In this era, there was no such thing as drawing blood, otherwise Liu Bingji would not have said anything about medical expenses.
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"What, do you want to try?"
Chen Yi took out another empty syringe.
"No, not anymore!"
Huo Shuixian shook his head repeatedly, he knew Liu Bing was like this, he would die if he tried it!
"By the way, Liu is sick, don't you want to buy groceries?"
Chen Yi suddenly opened Liu Bingji's hand and took the ten taels of silver: "Let's go, I'll take you to see it, I guarantee it's worth every penny!"