[A Chinese Ghost Story]: Hey, how did you survive until now?
[Xiao Li Feidao]: Because I really don’t know how to do martial arts.
Chen Yi:......
If you don't know martial arts, you don't know martial arts. Even if you kill him, he still doesn't know martial arts. So people in the world thought, since this person can write a novel in a very orderly manner, why not let him compile martial arts secrets?
So Chen Yi changed from a living treasure to a living secret book. He was locked in a small dark room to write novels, ah, no, writing secret books.
But the problem is that Chen Yi doesn't know the secrets of martial arts, so he can only make them up. Just when he was eager to write out the Kame Senryu training method in Dragon Ball, he was changed hands again.
The Jianghu person who caught him was beheaded by other Jianghu people, and the Jianghu person who took him in was also beheaded by other Jianghu people...
[Xiao Li Feidao]: I have changed about twenty immediate bosses, and by the way, I am now locked up in the money gang.
Chen Yi:......
[Baolian Lantern]: You can be as miserable as us. Our tribe has to worship Erlang God every year. If it is not solemn, the whole tribe will suffer.
The newcomer [Baolian Lantern] is not the world of the prequel series of Baolian Lantern, but the world of the animated version of "Baolian Lantern". In fact, in a sense, that is the genuine "Baolian Lantern", and Erlang Shen is the real villain.
, the kind that cannot be washed clean.
The tribe that Chen Yi belongs to is the same tribe that Ga Mei belongs to. They have to worship Erlang God every year and have to give most of their annual harvest to Erlang God to thank him for his protection - commonly known as protection money.
Hiss, are these newcomers so miserable?
[Sneak! Nayako]: You guys are worse than me, I’m being targeted by Nayako!
[Initial D]: Isn’t it a good thing to be targeted by Nayako?
If you are stared at by a beautiful girl with silver hair and blue eyes, if you don't lie down, then you are still a man?
【Sneak! Nayako】:......
[Sneak! Nayako]: Have you forgotten what Nayako’s true identity is?
Not to mention the story of the "Cthulhu" series, even in "Stealth! Nayako", Nayako is an alien with a thousand faces, and can even switch gender and appearance freely. Who can resist this?
As soon as these words came out, even Chen Yi, who had a wide range of XP, fell silent. After all, Fu Rui was at least a female, but Nayako could really pull out something bigger than you!
[Space Passenger]: No, I remember Nayako fell in love with Yasaka Mahiro at first sight. Why did she fall in love with you?
Because of his androgynous appearance and female-like face, Yasaka Mahiro was considered a rare commodity by criminal organizations. Although Chen Yi was handsome, he was not the type to be accepted. Instead, he was a sports person - although later because he did not exercise
She has put on weight, but that’s not Yasaka’s type.
[Sneak! Nayako]: Is there a possibility that I am Yasaka Mahiro.
All Chen Yi:6!
"I'm Yasaka Mahiro?"
Chen Yi suddenly thought of a joke about "Sneak! Nayako": Yasaka and her son had actually gone crazy a long time ago. They started going crazy from the moment they saw Nayako or Nyarlathotep.
Yasaka Yoriko was the most serious, with her personality split into three. In addition to her own personality, Naiko's personality appeared, but this personality developed a desire for Yasaka Mahiro, so in order to protect her son, Raiko split into Katsuko's personality.
Gan Fang tried his best to interrupt Nayako's conspiracy.
But because he looked directly at Nyarlathotep's true form, Yasaka Mahiro's personality inevitably began to collapse, and as Nayako's relationship with him became closer and closer, a Hastai personality was split.
, imagining that the King in Yellow is his ally against Nyarlathotep, but no matter how boring he struggles, he can never get rid of the restrictions of physiological conditions...
This joke sounds funny, but in fact it is very consistent with the setting of Cthulhu, and even the setting of "Stealth! Nayako", because it is seen in the world of "Stealth! Nayako"
Nayako's real body will also reduce the SAN value. There is even a special reminder in the novel: seeing a cute loli will increase the SAN value, and seeing a cute loli turn into a tentacle monster or a ball of rotten meat (such as Nai
Yazi) SAN will drop sharply.
You taste it carefully, you taste it carefully!
So am I crazy or not?
Chen Yi couldn't help but fell into thinking, but then he thought - I'm not the one who's crazy, so what am I struggling with?
Just like Chen Yi from the super-body world, he often talks confusingly. When he first joined the chat group, he said that Lucy had gone to the beautiful country, but later he said that Lucy had become his girlfriend. Chen Yi seriously doubted that the other party's memory had been stolen.
Lucy tampered.
But even if you know, there is nothing you can do. Everyone has given you all the help you can give. Anyway, Chen Yi in the super-body world is still alive and kicking. He can put Lucy in any pose he wants - although it may also be the other way around.
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"arrive!"
Chen Yi felt a little lucky for a moment. Although the world he traveled through was quite dangerous, his brain was normal at least. On the contrary, it was Chen Yi who had no idea whether his brain was normal or not.
Just when Chen Yi was in the water, Mark's RV finally arrived at its destination, a forest camping ground. Then under the expectant eyes of Tian Xiaoban and Tian Xiaowen, Mark brought out a large pot of rice worms and said that he would eat rice worms tonight.
, clean, hygienic, nutritious, and delicious.
Tian Xiaoban:......
Tian Xiaowen:......
Chen Yi:……
"If you don't like it, there is smoked lamb tongue in the refrigerator."
Mark has no self-consciousness about being a master of dark cuisine and said that there are other flavors of delicacies in the refrigerator.
Hearing this, Chen Yi was a little excited for a while. After all, compared to the rice worms that were still alive and squirming, the smoked lamb tongue was indeed eaten by humans.
But then I thought about it, I already have a black hole engine, why do I still eat those dark dishes?
"I still have half-eaten corn flakes and corn on the cob in my backpack. What do you have?"
Tian Xiaoban looked at Mi Chong who was more energetic than him in horror. He approached Chen Yi and asked, and then looked at Tian Xiaowen.
At the moment of life and death, he didn't care about fighting with this cousin. As long as the cousin could give him a bite to eat, this cousin would be his biological sister from now on!
"A few pieces of rice crackers and fruit candies."
Tian Xiaowen looked desperate, not only because of the rice bugs in front of her, but because she had already seen what was about to happen in the future. In the future, she would have to continue to eat her grandfather's dark cuisine!
"I still have a few hamburgers and Coke in my backpack. Would you like some?"
After all, it was not good to eat alone, so Chen Yi took out a few hot burgers and iced Cokes and handed them to Tian Xiaoban and Tian Xiaowen.
"Thanks, but it seems like this little thing won't last the whole summer."
Tian Xiaoban was overjoyed at first, but soon realized that even if Chen Yi's backpack could hold hundreds of burgers, it would not be enough for them to eat during this summer vacation!
However, the two of them are still children at the end of the day. Based on the principle of having enough to eat today, they should finish the burgers and Cokes first.
Mark felt frustrated by the resistance of the three children and could only eat all the rice bugs by himself. After eating and drinking, they sat in the camp to eat. Tian Xiaoban played games, Tian Xiaowen surfed the Internet, and Chen Yi watched.
Looking at the sky, waiting for the arrival of the super instrument...