Chapter 130 Grandpa is so pitiful! (Thanks to [Book Friends 178] for 100 starting coins
Calabash World!
"Grandpa, grandpa, what are you doing?"
Outside a small wooden house on the mountainside, a white-haired old man was holding a pair of scissors, stroking his beard and looking up and down at the seven-colored gourds, as if he was planning to cut them off.
However, the gourd boys didn't seem to be afraid, and instead asked curiously.
"I was wondering if if I cut a gourd vine, I could grow seven more gourd babies."
As the unluckiest person in the chat group, Chen Yi not only lost his parents after time travel, but also had very few years to live. If it weren't for the chat group, he would have considered swallowing the gourd seeds and transforming into a little gourd King Kong.
If you think about it carefully, as a hunter, having seven gourds to call him grandpa actually seemed natural in the original plot. No matter how you think about it, you feel arrogant.
"Why are there still seven Calabash Babies? Grandpa doesn't like us?"
The big red gourd shook and said sadly.
"That's right, you are so disobedient. I asked you to call me brother. I'll plant another seven and behave better."
Chen Yi casually complained that although he traveled through time and became a grandfather, his mental age was only in his twenties, and he didn't even have a wife. He became a grandfather out of nowhere, which makes his balls hurt just thinking about it.
"But grandpa, you are very old."
The yellow gourd said honestly: "Even if we grow seven more gourd babies, they will still call you grandpa."
The stab in the back from Suan Sun made Chen Yi feel cold in his heart, and he said angrily: "Then I will plant seven gourd girls, and the girls will definitely be obedient!"
He remembered that Calabash Girl has a companion chapter "Calabash Girl". Although Calabash Girl looks exactly like a little butterfly, without a gourd on her head, and she has a love brain, this also shows that Calabash Girl can be grown.
Chen Yi cut a gourd vine and planted it next to his cabin. He also crushed a few pills as nutrients and poured water on it.
Normally, gourd vines cannot be planted separately, but the problem is that the gourd vines of Calabash Baby are not normal gourd vines. Whose gourd vine can break stones with one vine?
In fact, he also knew that this gourd vine could not grow new gourd babies at all, otherwise it would not have exactly seven gourd babies.
But what if?
Even if you can't plant it, a gourd vine full of spiritual energy is still a treasure, right?
"It smells so good! Grandpa, I want it too, I want it too!"
As if smelling the elixir, the seven gourds swayed crazily, feeling like they were about to shake themselves down.
Chen Yi was impatient by the noise and reluctantly stuffed a few pills into the gourd vine opposite.
"Grandpa, grandpa, tell us a story!"
The purple gourd shouted again.
"Oh, okay!"
Although he was very reluctant, Chen Yi still liked telling stories to the Calabash Boys. After all, he was alone in the deep mountains and forests, so it was good to have several people to talk to.
Moreover, out of selfish motives, Chen Yi told the gourd kids some stories of repaying their kindness in order to prevent the gourd kids from becoming white-eyed wolves in the future, especially a certain purple and black-skinned gourd.
After discussions among Chen Yi in the chat group, Chen Yi felt that Calabash Baby's backstory might not be as complicated as they thought.
The reason is very simple. "Calabash Baby" is for children, with plots that are very scary to think about. Doesn't this mean that the creators are using private goods?
Of course, animation is animation, and when animation becomes reality, you still have to be careful, so Chen Yi plans to follow the plot, get caught by the snake spirit, and finally escape by feigning death.
The next day, the transplanted gourd vine died. Chen Yi was very sad, so he thought of a good idea. If he couldn't divide the plant, he would graft it.
Thinking of this, he picked through the magic box and finally chose watermelon, and then planted it on the original gourd vine.
"Grandpa, grandpa, what are you doing again?"
The orange gourd asked curiously.
"I plan to grow a watermelon girl."
Chen Yi answered casually while reading the grafting book.
"Why does grandpa like my sister so much?"
The green gourd baby asked curiously.
"Maybe it's because grandpa doesn't have a sister?"
The cyan gourd baby analyzed.
"Not only does grandpa not have a sister, he also doesn't seem to have a wife."
The purple gourd baby answered.
"Grandpa is so pitiful!"
The blue gourd baby speaks with compassion.
"Woooooooo..."
As they talked, the gourd kids started crying.
Chen Yi:……
If I had known better, I wouldn't have read so many fables to them.
Maybe it's because this world has its own spiritual energy. Although it didn't turn into a vine directly like gourd seeds and then bloom and bear fruit quickly, the watermelon vine sprouted seedlings the next day, which looked quite gratifying.
Just when Chen Yi was happily fertilizing the watermelon, the monster finally came to his door.
The specific situation is similar to the original plot, first the wasp soldiers shoot arrows, then the big wild boar rushes in, and finally the little yellow snake sets fire.
Chen Yi also followed the script and chopped the little yellow snake to death with a kitchen knife, and then was captured by the bat demon and locked up in a dungeon...
But what happened later was a bit inconsistent with the plot, because what fell in the dungeon was not a little boy wearing orange clothes, but a little girl.
[Initial D]: I seriously doubt that you told them any colorful stories.
[Calabash Boy]: I didn’t. Don’t talk nonsense. I just told them some stories about good people being rewarded. I still expect them to repay their kindness.
[Strong Breeding Armor]: I guess you told them about the setting that they can also turn into girls.
[Calabash Baby]: I don’t understand.
[The Matrix]: I understand, the reason why Calabash Girl became Calabash Girl is because she was adopted by an old couple and she could choose her own gender, while Calabash Baby had no choice.
Chen Yi:……
I always feel that this is not a good thing to say.
[Calabash Baby]: What should we do next? Follow the original plot?
【天行九歌】: Speaking of the original plot, I remember that the eldest child seemed to have been stripped naked...
Damn it!
Only then did Chen Yi remember this incident, and his eyes turned red.
"Hehehe..."
At this moment, the hole in the stone chamber slowly opened, and the snake spirit was just about to laugh at the gourd baby when a red beam of light shone on her face, vaporizing it directly.
The snake spirit may have good magic power, but his physical fitness is extremely poor. In the original plot, he was even knocked down by a push from the old man. Now he meets Chen Yi, an enhanced version of the old man, and he can do it with just one click.
Chen Yi fed Erwa a pill and asked: "How are you now? Can you still hear the position of your eldest brother, bah, eldest sister?"
"You can hear me!"
In the original plot, the second child could recover even with a drop of nectar, let alone a magic elixir. Although she was surprised at why her grandfather was so powerful, she still chose to believe her grandfather, jumped on Chen Yi's back, and followed Chen Yi to fly to the big city.
The place where the baby was imprisoned.
Chen Yi took a closer look and saw that the baby was not stripped naked. Otherwise, Calabash Baby would have become a banned anime.
Of course, it is also possible that the snake spirit is afraid that his king will fall in love with Hulu Girl, although in that case the plot will be even more forbidden.
"Wow wow wow! You actually killed my wife!"
Right here, a two-meter-tall scorpion spirit held two large Xuanhua axes and charged toward Chen Yi with a strange scream.
Chen Yi's eyes turned red again and he set them on fire.
Since I don't follow the plot, there is no need for me to pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger. If I really think of myself as a pig, it will be embarrassing.
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