In a pavilion by the lake, Chen Yi's eyes were filled with astonishment.
"Little Detective, what are you muttering about?"
Suddenly a voice came to his ears. Chen Yi looked at the lake and said casually: "I am thinking about life."
After traveling through time, Chen Yi became a policeman. He was quite satisfied with this profession. Although it was a bit dangerous, it was still considered a job for the public.
A while ago, he was chasing a fugitive and passed by this place. He saw that the scenery here was extremely beautiful and the green grass was gentle. It was a good... place to relieve himself.
He knew this place. It was said that a monster was suppressed inside, so few people came near it.
Chen Yi was very disdainful of this kind of feudal superstition, so he made a mistake and planned to use the urine of two generations of boys to suppress the evil!
"stop!"
Just when he was about to fertilize the fish in the lake, a clear female voice stopped him.
Chen Yi felt quite embarrassed at first, but soon found that something was wrong. Why was there a female voice in this barren mountain?
Chen Yi always thought that what he traveled through was just history, because the current timeline was the Song Dynasty, and no one around him matched up with the movies and TV shows he had watched.
Now he knew that the world he traveled through was most likely the world of immortals, so he turned around and ran away very conscientiously, almost forgetting to pick up his pants.
But after returning to the city, Chen Yi relaxed again and thought that if there were really ghosts and gods in this world, then the owner of the voice might be a monster or a god.
So he became excited again. After all, immortality is the ultimate dream of human beings at all times and in all countries. Now that he can live forever, he naturally wants it.
However, to be cautious, Chen Yi stayed in the county for a few days. Seeing that he seemed fine, he came to the lake again and asked softly: "Is there anyone there?"
"Is there a demon?"
"Is there a ghost?"
Seeing no one responded, Chen Yie felt scared and took off his pants again, and then the voice appeared again...
According to the voice in the lake, she had been practicing in the lake, but one day, a monster beat her up indiscriminately, and then suppressed her in the lake.
The reason why she stopped Chen Yi was also very simple. Naturally, she was afraid that he would betray her. However, this trick had always worked in the past, but this time she encountered Chen Yi, a stubborn guy.
Chen Yi naturally didn't believe it. He guessed that this female monster was not the kind of monster that was good at harvesting yang and replenishing yin. As a result, one day she failed to harvest the yang and was harvested instead. Then the monster may have thought that they would be a couple, so she suppressed her in the lake.
inside.
At first, Chen Yi seduced the female monster with delicious food and fed her cooked food such as roast chicken and duck every day, but the result...
The female monster said that her method of cultivation was to inhale the essence of the sun and the moonlight. Chen Yi finally had no choice but to give up this method of cultivation after being exposed to the sun and moon for three hours respectively.
However, one person and one monster are quite familiar with this. According to her, there are not only monsters but also gods in this world. As for the others, this monster doesn't know.
[Deadly Magic]: It's better for you, I can only be a magician.
It's funny to say that he has always hated the Manchu braids, but in order to survive, he now has to get fake braids and wear them on his head.
The reason is very simple. The person who taught him magic was Cheng Liansu, the magician who pretended to be a Han Chinese to perform tricks in American history. His real name was William Robinson.
Originally, he made a pretty good income from this gimmick, but one day, when the real Chinese magician Jin Lingfu was performing in London, he discovered this fake product and was so angry that he issued a challenge to him.
However, this guy's magic tricks were all copied from his, so naturally he didn't dare to challenge him, so in the end he had no choice but to let it go.
But this also reminded him that he couldn't go on like this, so he decided to find a genuine Han magician and take on an apprentice to support him in his old age. Then Chen Yi came into his eyes.
The reason for choosing Chen Yi is also very simple. Chen Yi can speak English. Yes, this guy pretending to be Han can't even speak Chinese, which greatly reduces the difficulty of communication between the two parties. Chen Yi is also penniless because of time travel.
Wen just needs a job.
And the reason he knew this world was filled with deadly magic was naturally because one day he saw Wolverine beating up Batman.
[Pacific Rim]: There are not only Wolverine and Batman, but also a widow.
[Deadly Magic]: To be honest, she is now my assistant.
【Initial d】:Assistant, which one to help?
[My Superman Girlfriend]: Hehehehe...
【天行九歌】: Hehehehe...
[Resident Evil]: Hehehehe...
…
After driving, the topic continued back to business!
[Crazy Croods]: I remember that the world of Fatal Magic seemed ordinary, but it was so outrageous, especially Tesla's alternating current, which was so incredible that it could clone people.
[Deadly Magic]: But having said that, I really have to go find Tesla, take him under my wing, and help him defeat Edison.
After getting the plug-in, Chen Yi pulled off his pigtails and stomped on the ground. Finally, the labor and management no longer had to pretend to be from the Qing Dynasty!
Chen Yi in The Croods has a relatively comfortable life, because he is the son-in-law of a civilized man, the same as Dawn in the second part. When translated into Chinese, his name should be Dawn.
Your world is even more outrageous!
Everyone Chen Yi was speechless. Among the crazy primitives, the primitives were incredible. They could break stones with their bare hands. The civilized people were even more outrageous. They actually created a series of modern supplies such as elevators and fully automatic toilets.
After traveling through time, Chen Yi struggled to survive in the primitive world at first, but he had no other way to survive. He could only learn to hunt while searching for his own kind, and then he found a family of civilized people.
[Crazy Primitive Man]: In addition, civilized people also speak English.
Chen Yi:......
[Wanted Order]: Compared with you, I am in great danger!
Chen Yi in this world is even more powerful. He was inexplicably on the Loom's list and was hunted by the Assassin's League all over the world.
[Spirit Cage]: I'll go, brother, you can do it, you can survive being hunted all over the world by the Assassin's League.
[Wanted Order]: Because I am in China.
Chen Yi:......
I have no regrets in entering China. Thank you to China for saving my life!
Because guns are banned in China, the Assassin League thought they could evade customs, so they went up to the gun with a hard-headed attitude, and then hit GG.
[Marvel]: Is it possible that the will of the world in that world discovered you and wants to kill you?
[Ready Player One]: Pull it down, it’s just a loom. Even if it weaves a list of sinners, it never says it wants to kill the sinners from the beginning to the end!
Thinking about it this way, it's true that people just made up a list and killed them to save the world. It's just human beings' selfishness.
Chen Yi's life in the Spirit Cage World is quite comfortable, because he is a superior citizen. Although he doesn't have many supplies, he at least has enough food and clothing... The only pity is that he has never been to the Dawn Hall until now.
[Chen Yi]: Are there any props like a mirror that looks at monsters? Let me see who this monster is!
[Fox Demon Little Matchmaker] has released the [Monster Photo Machine] red envelope!
Chen Yi looked at the camera-like thing in his hand and was speechless. Although he knew that this thing was used to take pictures of demons, it still felt very inconsistent, especially since he had lived in ancient times for a long time.
Click!
Taking a photo of the lake, a photo soon appeared in Chen Yi's hands.
[Name: Unknown]
[Race: Green Snake Spirit]
[Green Snake Spirit: Thousand Years of Demonic Age]
【Demon power:???】
Chen Yi:……
[White Snake]: I know what my world is, but I feel like the plot is not right.
In my impression, Liu Ban's Xiao Qing was suppressed in the lake by Bai Suzhen, but why does this Xiao Qing have a face like Miao Cuihua?
【Initial d】: If you put it this way, then Xu Xian is also very beautiful.