According to Chen Yi's idea, after a period of time, Xu Xian has an epiphany on the Leng Jia Sutra, and there will be something special about him. Chen Yi will get some Buddhist power from him for analysis, and then put on his cassock.
Pretending to be a Buddhist monk.
Even if Avalokitesvara comes by then, he will still have an excuse. My kung fu is the result of practicing Buddhism. As for why I have achieved this, the final explanation belongs to Tathagata Buddha.
Of course, if Tathagata Buddha really met his end, he would have no choice but to hope that one day other Chen Yi could come across dimensions to avenge himself.
But Chen Yi forgot one thing. Fa Hai's purpose was to subdue demons, not to let Chen Yi subdue demons. The day after Chen Yi obtained the Lengjia Sutra, he came to Chen Yi's house.
"Master, Xiaoqing and I are..."
Chen Yi thought for a while, and it seemed that he and Xiao Qing didn't really love each other, but because he was afraid of telling her, he couldn't go to bed at night, so he explained: "I already know about Xiao Qing's demon, but I still want to be with her."
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When Xiaoqing heard this, her eyes widened with laughter, and she looked at Fahai proudly.
"Donor Hu Tu, there is a difference between a human and a monster. This monster has not yet reached the level of spiritual practice, which is why your body is weak."
Fa Hai shook his head repeatedly after hearing this. People in the world are ignorant. Although demons are beautiful, they are also poisonous!
This is true. Xiao Qing and Zhang Yutang fell in love in the original plot, but the outcome of the two of them was different from that of Xu and Bai. After making out, Zhang Yutang was directly poisoned by snake venom. Later, he could only forget to detoxify and meet Xiao Qing.
Qing is destined but not divided.
But talking about Zhang Yutang, we have to talk about his past life. In his previous life, this guy was a boy picking incense in the upper world. One day, he saw Xiaoqing while passing by in the air. Seeing her innocence and cuteness, he actually started thinking about the ordinary world.
He was demoted and reincarnated into the Zhang Mansion.
The problem is that Xiaoqing was just a little green snake at that time, and he didn't even have any training. He was just an ordinary green snake. This XP is no longer an ordinary love between a human and a demon, this is clearly a human-animal!
Wait, in this case, Xiao Qing was probably suppressed because he had to wait for Zhang Yutang!
Chen Yi's eyes widened. He thought he was on the edge of OB, but he didn't expect that he had already stepped into the pit!
Just like Xu Shilin, Zhang Yutang obviously came to overcome the disaster, but Wenquxing came to help the Song Dynasty overcome the man-made disaster, while Zhang Yutang came to overcome his own love disaster.
"The incense-picking boy should be able to knock him down with one punch, right?"
Chen Yi thought for a while and felt that the problem was not big. The name sounded very low, and he was probably of the same nature as the Roller Shutter General.
Well, it seems that I may not be able to beat the curtain general.
Thinking again that the Golden Horned King and the Silver Horned King were also fire-burning boys in front of the lower realm, Chen Yi suddenly felt a little suspenseful.
He couldn't climb out of the helpless pit. After all, he couldn't give up Xiaoqing. He could only comfort himself. Since it was a love disaster, NTR should also be a love disaster, right?
I think that after being NTRed, the incense-picking boy will definitely have a profound enlightenment and soar in the daytime.
"Donor? Donor?"
Seeing Chen Yi in a daze, Fahai reminded him.
Chen Yi thought for a while, converted all his strength into magic power, and said solemnly: "To be honest, I am a Taoist priest from Maoshan Mountain, and this green snake is my guardian beast. It was just a joke with the master before.
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Xiaoqing:……
God is such a protective beast. Am I, Xiaoqing, not worthy of being my wife?
"Please tell me clearly, what is the guardian beast?"
Xiaoqing was furious and grabbed Chen Yi by the collar and said angrily, although he is a mountain monster, he knows a lot about the world. She gave herself to Chen Yi, but in exchange for the title of a mythical beast?
Fahai looked shocked, and quickly made the secrets in his hands. After calculating for a long time, he still couldn't figure out the origin of Chen Yi. However, seeing Chen Yi's magic power, he knew that he had made a mistake, and his expression was a little embarrassed.
"Huh, donor, I still say what I said, there is a difference between a human and a monster, you'd better be careful!"
Fahai snorted coldly, turned around and left, not bothering to care about Chen Yi anymore.
In Fahai's view, Chen Yi was obviously here to cause trouble, pretending to be an ordinary person, allowing himself to be deceived, and finally exposed his own strength and ridiculed himself for his lack of moral integrity.
"Calm down, calm down, I was just being silly for a moment!"
Chen Yi opened Xiaoqing's hand and said casually: "Whatever you want to eat today, I will make it for you."
When Xiaoqing heard this, he immediately forgot about his identity and said happily: "I want to eat pickled pepper frog, squirrel mandarin fish, braised quail eggs..."
It has to be said that innocent girls are easy to deceive. Chen Yi was a little lucky that he didn't meet Bai Suzhen, otherwise he would have been deceived.
It is said that Chen Yi cooks rice for Xiao Qing, but in fact it is Dabai Cooking Rice. As a tool robot that Chen Yi and others regard as the most useful, Chen Yi and others have loaded him with a large number of skills.
However, because in the world of mythology, Chen Yi does not intend to expose such things that violate fantasy in the short term.
As for the saying that robots can’t get emotions when cooking, Chen Yi said that even if he cooks by himself, he won’t get emotions, and it’s not as delicious as robots cooking.
Although there were only two people, the food was so rich that the table could hardly be set. After seeing this, Chen Yi decided to buy a larger house.
However, after finishing the meal, Chen Yi fell into thinking again. The mythical world was too dangerous, and he had snatched the girl who was destined to be a picker of fragrances. He only felt that his death star was twinkling.
"In a mythical world, merit should be able to protect the body, right?"
Chen Yi touched his chin and decided to do good deeds. Although he had never seen what merit looked like until now, it did not prevent him from using this thing to defend himself.
Therefore, Chen Yi did not intend to give up his identity as a police officer. Once he had this layer of skin, it was easier to do things. After all, in ancient times, ordinary people could not run around, especially between states, which required road guidance.
Secondly, he is responsible for handling affairs for the imperial court. With his identity there, if he really cannot defeat the incense-picking boy, he will not dare to embarrass the imperial officials even if he wants to. Of course, the premise is that there is no real powerful person.
[The Legend of White Snake]: Set a small goal first and become the God Catcher within a year!
[Oolong breaks into love]; You must be really brave and put Qin Hui in jail!
【White Snake】: Don't worry, I will collect evidence to expose him.
[The Deer and the Cauldron]: From the first glance, you have never been in the officialdom. Do you think Zhao Gou is a good guy? Do you really think that without his acquiescence, Qin Hui would dare to accuse Yue Fei on trumped-up charges?
[Longmen Escort Agency]: That’s right, it’s really not worth it for Qin Hui. If you want to kneel down, Zhao Gou and Qin Hui will kneel down together.
[Oolong Breaking into Love]: Yes, yes, if you ask me, it’s like Chen Yi from The Deer and the Cauldron, who rebelled against his mother! Light up Zhao Gou’s sky lanterns to avenge the national hero.
Chen Yi couldn't help but rolled his eyes. It's true to say that, but in the mythical world, tampering with the historical trajectory will definitely disrupt the boss's plan. If he leads people to rebel against the Song Dynasty, and the sky is filled with gods and Buddhas, he can be reduced to ashes.
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[The Legend of White Snake]: According to this, Huo Guang should also light the sky lanterns. This guy will rebel in a few years.
Sometimes it’s easy to mislead people by knowing too much about history. The real Huo Guang is not the loyal minister in Oolong’s Love Story. In history, Xu Pingjun’s mother and son were poisoned to death by him, and Huo Chengjun, the prototype of Huo Shuixian, was tricked by him.
Suicide out of despair.
[Oolong Breaking Through Love]: If he wants to rebel, I can help him. Recently, Emperor Zhao of the Han Dynasty has been scolding me behind his back. He laughed to death. He thought I didn't know!
