Chapter 157 The protagonist's friends usually don't hang
"That's outrageous!"
Chen Yi looked up at the sky speechlessly. I went through all kinds of hardships to get from Guanjiangkou to Jinxia Cave in Yuquan Mountain. I just waited for the pop sound and knelt down on the ground to beg Master Yuding to teach me magic. But you told me that I am invincible?
No, I can't be considered invincible. After all, in the world of mythology, my strength is at least 50-50 equal to that of ordinary gods, and I can barely beat Marshal Tianpeng.
However, if the infinite gems are added, the strength will be greatly increased. Unfortunately, the infinite gem clone does not belong to just one Chen Yi, but is a memory storage shared by everyone.
[Prequel to the Lotus Lantern]: If you had come earlier, I could have saved my fiancée’s family.
Everyone Chen Yi was shocked. Could it be that there is another Chen Yi who is bitter and hateful?
After traveling through time, Chen Yi was speechless to discover that he had actually traveled to the Shang Dynasty!
Fortunately, although the era was the Shang Dynasty, the living habits were very advanced. At least they did not sit on the floor, but had tables, chairs and benches.
If you ask him why he knows, of course it's because his family owns a restaurant. Not only do they have tables, chairs and benches, but the food in the restaurant is quite rich, including roasted suckling pig.
The only thing that made Chen Yi uncertain whether he was happy or worried was that his parents also died after traveling through this life, which made him feel like he might be an orphan in the next life.
Although he became a rich man, Chen Yi soon discovered that the life of the rich was quite boring. After all, these days, there is no Internet access, watching movies, or even playing games. This makes Chen Yi, who is suffering from the spiritual opium poisoning of the 21st century, extremely idle.
pain.
Chen Yi remembered an incident he had seen before. A rich man who was just as idle as him developed a hobby: stealing things!
"Reincarnation Paradise"
Moreover, he drove his car to steal the goods in the countryside, and the few things he stole were not even enough to pay for the gas for the round trip!
Of course, Chen Yi didn't have the kind of hobby of going to jail, so he decided to return to his childhood. One day he would fish in the river, and the next day he would go up the mountain to catch chickens. It was a happy life.
In fact, he originally planned to walk around the streets every day to see if there were any beautiful girls on the streets, but unfortunately, he forgot that this was in ancient times.
Although this ancient theory is a bit off-kilter, under normal circumstances, women still do not go to the streets, at least not alone.
But one day, when Chen Yi came to the famous Guanjiang estuary next door to fish, he found that someone was teasing local girls. Chen Yi was furious. It was because of you bastards that girls were afraid to go out on the streets.
So he immediately shouted: "Let go of that girl and let me do it!"
After a set of powerful tortoise punches, and relying on the physical fitness he had developed during this period of time, Chen Yi finally rescued the girl. However, when he saw the girl's appearance, he was disappointed and said that he couldn't come.
It's not that the girl is ugly, the main reason is that she is too young, probably only fifteen or sixteen years old, and he really can't do anything about her.
But the girl got entangled with him because of this, and often talked to him every time he came to Guanjiang Estuary for fishing. Then he also learned the big lolita’s maiden name: Yang Chan!
After learning that this girl's name was Yang Chan and that she had a second brother named Yang Jian, and then thinking about the legend that there was no Erlang God in Guanjiangkou, Chen Yi decisively did not dare to come to Guanjiangkou again.
If he didn't know what world he was traveling through at this time, he could jump into the mouth of Guanjiang River to feed the fish.
Although Yang Chan is very beautiful and will be a good wife and mother in the future, Chen Yi really doesn't dare to contact her, because if his prediction is correct, the Yang family will be wiped out soon. If he foolishly joins in, he can actually follow her.
My father-in-law went to the street together.
As a result, Chen Yi's avoidance made Yang Chan forget about food and tea, and finally attracted Yao Ji, who took out an unknown true or false engagement contract and told him that Yang Chan had already promised to her.
Chen Yi was doubtful about this. In his impression, Yang Jiao and Yang Jian, who looked like half-grown men, both had fiancées. Although in the end their fiancées were afraid of trouble and regretted their marriage, it seemed natural that Yang Chan had a fiancé.
[Prequel of Baolian Lantern]: I suspect that I was hypnotized by Yao Ji.
After Mimi Huhu made the engagement, Chen Yi was shocked to realize that the world was actually quite dangerous. He remembered that several little monsters came to Guanjiang Estuary later, which were Xiaoyu's parents and their boss tiger monster in the Lotus Lantern.
So Chen Yi decided to travel in the name of his young age, and his first target was naturally Yuquan Mountain.
Although in the impression that Master Yuding is not there, Master Yuding will still come back in the subsequent plot, and maybe he can see Yang Chan who has been hit by the age-stimulating palm halfway.
[Sword Art Online]: Bah, are you hypnotized? You are greedy for Yang Chan’s body, and maybe Yao Ji’s!
Chen Yi, who traveled through Sword Art Online, became a Japanese high school student and a classmate of Kiritani Suguha. He became younger inexplicably. Chen Yi naturally did not risk his life to buy a SAO game helmet, although the game helmet is not yet on sale.
[Detective Conan]: Why am I the only one who is a primary school student and Conan’s classmate? I feel that my safety is at stake. Is there a future soldier coming to kill me?
[Teacher Hell]: Relax, based on my experience as a primary school student, the protagonist’s friends generally don’t fail, especially primary school students.
[Magical Girl Yin Liya]: Are you sure?
Chen Yi:......
[Ouchi Secret Agent Ling Lingfa]: Yin Liya in "Fate/stay night" is theoretically not a child, but an older lolita, so this law is still no problem, but it is no problem now.
The code name of Chen Yi, who travels through Ouchi as a spy, is Ling Ling Gou. Don’t ask why he is not Goo Jai, just ask: this is the world of Star Master.
His job is similar to that of Ling Lingfa, who is responsible for researching various strange mechanisms. However, compared to Ling Lingfa's inventions that go against common sense, Chen Yi's inventions are more reasonable and more useful, so Ling Lingfa often comes here.
Seek advice from him.
Well, in fact, he transformed Ling Lingfa's props and applied them to places where normal people can use them.
[Supervillain]: Meteorite Superman? I don’t know how he compares to Mr. Metropolis in our world.
Chen Yi in the world of Megamind is an ordinary reporter, and his daily routine is like compiling gossipy news about Superman.
Chen Yi took advantage of this and directly pinned the story of a certain Comrade Clark, who did not want to be named, on Mr. Metropolis.
In fact, compared to Clark, who is a reporter by profession and a superman in his spare time, this Mr. Metropolis works full-time and has no vacation 24 hours a day. In the original plot, he faked his death, directly escaped the strike and went to study music.
But people in the metropolis didn't care about this. Everyone was fascinated by the book, and they all lamented that it is not easy to be a superhero. It even attracted praise from Mr. Metropolis himself.
"The only question now is, should I save Yang Chan's family?"
Chen Yi looked hesitant. With his strength, it would be difficult to defeat Marshal Tianpeng, and with the help of Da Jinwu and other heavenly soldiers and generals, it would probably be too much.
But not to save him would be a bit heartless and unjust.
Although I thought the Holy Mother was blind when I saw the Lotus Lantern, she actually fell in love with Liu Yanchang because she peeped into Liu Yanchang's erotic dream, and she was the protagonist.
But as the person involved, he had to admit that he was blind, no, it was really hard to dislike a simple girl, especially when she was a beautiful girl.
"Perhaps I can call Nezha?"
Chen Yi rolled his eyes and thought of a certain character called A Painted Girl Pretending to Be a Boy.
Nezha's fighting power is quite strong, he should be able to defeat the Golden Crow, and Marshal Tianpeng will probably know how to paddle on the side. With Yao Ji and himself, there is no problem in escaping.
"Well, let's go back and take a look first!"
Thinking of this, Chen Yi opened a portal and returned to his restaurant.
