Chapter 160 Phoenix, Jiaolong, these are two pairs! (Thanks to [Sunny Day Ink Mark] for 100 starting coins
"If you want to rebel, you have to be famous. Aunt Yang, think about it, what bad behavior did your brother have? For example, because someone didn't offer incense to the Jade Emperor, he punished this place with no rain for three years?"
"What's another example of someone blaming the sky and the earth, complaining about injustice, and then a thunder struck him to death?"
"Or get close to villains and watch fairies dancing in the Yaochi every day? Are you not doing your job?"
Yao Ji:......
These Jade Emperors really did it!
"As long as we use these names to do justice for heaven, we can stand on the commanding heights of morality, gather like-minded partners, and overthrow the corrupt heaven in one fell swoop!"
"But……"
"Aunt Yang, don't you think it's unfair? He is having fun in Yaochi, but you have to guard the realm of desire, and you have to catch the three-headed dragon in the lower realm. By the way, have you caught the three-headed dragon?"
Yao Ji nodded, it was indeed unfair, and then shook her head, the three-headed dragon has not been caught yet.
Chen Yi narrowed his eyes. It seemed that the plot had not yet reached the point where Yao Ji was found to be married to Yang Tianyou, which meant that there was still enough going on.
"Aunt Yang, I think you have also seen that demons are rampant in the lower world. Doesn't the Jade Emperor have no responsibility? The Jade Emperor is a position, not for enjoyment. If a person like this becomes the Jade Emperor, he is irresponsible to all living beings!"
really!
Yao Ji thought thoughtfully. During this period of catching the three-headed dragon, she did encounter a lot of monsters and got rid of them easily. Otherwise, Guanjiang Estuary would not be so safe. Chen Yi didn't know that he could go all the way there.
Yuquan Mountain is thanks to Yao Ji, otherwise it would have been used as food and drinks by monsters.
It can be seen from this that the Jade Emperor, the Lord of the Three Realms, is indeed not very qualified.
"But can I do it?"
Yao Ji looked hesitant. Although under Chen Yi's instigation, she began to think that the Jade Emperor was mediocre, she still felt that she was still much worse than the Jade Emperor.
Chen Yi shook his head and said with relief: "For a person in power, ability is one thing, but whether he can employ talents is the key!"
"For example, General Rolling Curtains can obviously be used to lead troops in battles, but the Jade Emperor asked him to be a guard. For General Rolling Curtains, this is a talent that no one else has!"
"Another example is the Ten Golden Crows. It is normal for the sunset to rise in the east, but in some places where there is ice and snow, an extra sun is actually not bad. Maybe it can make people live and work in peace and contentment."
"Remember, you are the Jade Emperor. What you have to do is to give talented people a stage to display and benefit the world!"
Yao Ji nodded repeatedly, it makes so much sense!
Wait, when did I become the Jade Emperor?
"Wait, stop talking!"
"How can this work? I haven't talked about what policies we will use after the rebellion is successful, otherwise people will not be willing to rebel with us. A one-word speech like the Jade Emperor will definitely not work. I think we should set up a parliament to discuss countermeasures together. I have the names.
I’ve thought about it, let’s call it a round table conference…”
"Shut up!"
Yao Ji scolded and asked Chen Yi to continue speaking. She was afraid that she would not raise the flag of rebellion now.
Seeing that Yao Ji was a little angry, Chen Yi spread his hands and motioned for Yao Ji to speak.
"Speaking of which, you haven't told me who your master is yet?"
Previously distracted by Yang Chan's marriage, Yao Ji ignored the origin of Chen Yi's ability. Now thinking about it, maybe the reason why Chen Yi wanted to rebel was because of the person behind him.
Chen Yi said helplessly: "My master is really Chen Yi, you can understand him as my future self."
Future you?
Yao Ji looked suspicious. This world does not have the ability to predict the future, or even travel through time and space, but it does not mean that Yao Ji cannot understand Chen Yi's words.
"The Evil God"
"Is there any evidence?"
"have!"
Yao Ji found that Chen Yi's smile was extremely bad, as if he had seen something very interesting, which made her heart suddenly jump, this guy, no matter how you look at it, is not a good match!
Chen Yi took out the computer panel, opened "The Prequel of the Lotus Lamp" and handed it to Yao Ji.
Spoilers and all, I love it the most!
Letting Yao Ji watch TV slowly, Chen Yi walked out of the living room and saw three little heads lying outside the window.
"Ahem!"
Chen Yi coughed dryly and reminded the three of them.
"Brother Chen, what a coincidence!"
Yang Jiao turned around, scratched his head at Chen Yi and smiled, completely forgetting that Chen Yi almost made him adoptive.
"Yes, it's a coincidence that we are both at your house."
Chen Yi rolled his eyes and said that with Yang Jiao's naive look, it was really hard not to make people wonder if Yao Ji had been kicked in the stomach by three dragons when she was pregnant with him.
"Brother Chen, I heard from Third Sister that you just drew a circle and came to my house?"
Yang Jian gestured while looking at Chen Yi expectantly: "Is that a spell? Can you teach me?"
Teach you to become a three-eyed demon boy?
"I would like to teach you, but it depends on whether Aunt Yang is willing."
Yang Jian in the original plot was right about one thing. If Yao Ji had taught the Yang brothers and sisters earlier, maybe their family of five would not have suffered a disaster.
"Then I'll ask my mother."
Yang Jian heard this and was about to run to find Yao Ji, but was stopped by Chen Yi: "Aunt Yang has important things to do, don't disturb her, direction, she will definitely teach you spells when she is done."
Chen Yi didn't believe it. After watching "The Prequel to the Lotus Lantern", Yao Ji was still willing to wait for death. If this or that happened, then he could only hand over his hand and say that you are cruel and don't want this wife!
"By the way, where is your father?"
After calming down Yang Jian who was eager to try, Chen Yiyou looked at Yang Chan.
"My dad seems to be bathing melon seeds."
Chen Yi suddenly realized that Guazi was Yang Tianyou's donkey, and he was the matchmaker between him and Yao Ji. In addition, Yang Tianyou and Guazi had been dependent on each other since childhood, so they had always regarded them as relatives.
"Go and call your father back and ask him to meet your mother. He will understand then."
Chen Yi patted Yang Chan on the shoulder and decided to add more fuel to Yao Ji's fire. Maybe Yao Ji and Yang Tianyou were in love and were willing to kill each other, but with the addition of Yang Jiao and the three of them, parents would definitely not want to give away a grey-haired person. Black haired person.
Yang Chan's pretty face turned red, and she jumped up and ran to call Yang Tianyou. At this moment, Yang Jiao pulled Chen Yi's clothes.
"Brother Chen, am I really your biological child?"
Chen Yi:……
Good guy, do you still think about this?
Chen Yi felt guilty. He knew that Yang Jiao was innocent, but he didn't expect it to be so innocent. This was already... very innocent!
"Of course!"
Chen Yi could only say to Yang Jiao in a pleasant manner, whether you believe it or not, but he believed it anyway, it is impossible that Yang Jiao's biological father is the three-headed dragon, right? The plot would be too weird.
"But why is my name so ugly?"
That’s because the editor thinks you’re just a bit of a sidekick, and it doesn’t matter what your name is!
Resisting the urge to complain crazily, Chen Yi could only say with relief: "The name Jiao is actually not bad. According to legend, when a dragon gets water, it can stir up clouds, create mist, and soar into space. It's very powerful!"
"Then why not just call Yang Long? Yang Jiaolong is fine too."
Your wisdom is not used to bully others, bastard!
Chen Yi rubbed his sore temples and said casually: "Maybe the dragon and the dragon are a pair. Maybe your mother wants to find you a dragon wife."
"Brother Chen, you lied to me again. Dragon and phoenix are a pair."
"I told you to read more books a long time ago. The phoenix and the phoenix are a pair. Look, the phoenix and the dragon are two pairs!"
