Chapter 199 You will be called Dong Huang Taiyi in the future (thanks to [Red Cat] for 500 starting coins
Chen Yi said angrily: "From now on, immortals can get married, but they are not allowed to have children. If you violate this, your immortal status will be revoked and you will be demoted to a mortal!"
"Becoming an immortal requires experience. If a person without moral integrity becomes an immortal, is he still qualified to become an immortal?"
Everyone nodded after hearing this. This is the reason. Everyone has gone through a lot of hardships to become immortals, but others only need to have good parents to become immortals. It is really unfair.
"But it's hard to say accurately about this kind of thing..."
Marshal Tianpeng said with a little embarrassment: "Everything is done just in case. If you win the bid, you can't cancel it, right?"
You have so many shits.
Chen Yi looked at him sideways: "You are already a god. You can't control whether you can get pregnant or not. So you are too much of a god to think of yourself as a god?"
"Ahem, I don't understand what Young Master Chen is saying at all."
"It's your business if you don't understand."
Chen Yi was too lazy to talk to the fat man who was pretending to be innocent, and looked at the seventh princess: "As for the union of humans and immortals, there are two options, that is, the immortals lose their immortality and become mortals."
The combination of humans and immortals is actually extremely unfair to mankind as a whole. After all, if you have an immortal in your family, it is like having a universal wishing machine, just like Yang Tianyou, who was originally a down-and-out scholar. When Yao Ji came, the big house
The little maid and old servant was directly promoted to become a landlord.
Even your child's bloodline has been improved, and the finger of excitement may be able to reach heaven and earth.
"Isn't this not good?"
As soon as these words came out, not only the seventh princess, but also Yao Ji gave up. She also wanted to be happily together with her husband forever, otherwise she would not have thrown the position of Jade Emperor into Yang Chan's head.
Chen Yi touched his chin. Although he wanted fairness in the three realms, absolute fairness was impossible in that era, so he could only take a step back.
"Let's see, after the union of human and immortal, the other half is not allowed to practice immortality, and can only become an immortal by virtue of merit."
"Is it not allowed to cultivate immortality? How long will the merits be accumulated?"
Yao Ji frowned, feeling that Chen Yi was making things difficult for others.
It is standard that merits in the mythical world can lead to immortality. Han Zhongli once told Lu Dongbin that three thousand meritorious deeds are needed to become an immortal. However, the merits in the Lotus Lantern world are not the almost substantial energy body in the prehistoric world.
It is completely invisible, and whether a person can become an immortal requires not only merit, but also a mind that has no corresponding character. Thinking of becoming an immortal is undoubtedly a foolish dream.
Chen Yi said helplessly: "Aunt Yang, you can't blame me. You also know Uncle Yang's talent. He has no qualifications to practice at all. His training is in vain."
Yang Tianyou is just an ordinary mortal. If you give him a copy of Eighty-nine Mysterious Skills, he won't be able to become the Monkey King. He doesn't have that ability.
"Brother Chen."
Hearing this, Yang Chan pulled Chen Yi's arm and looked at Chen Yi pitifully. She didn't want to be the Jade Emperor in the sky for a few days before her father died underground.
"Okay, this is the Super Dream Remembering Hammer. It can help Uncle Yang's reincarnation restore the memory of this life. Seventh Princess, please take one too. I can only help you so much."
Chen Yi reluctantly took out two dream-remembering hammers that came from the world of fox demons and little matchmakers and were modified by Chen Yi and his friends, and handed them to the two of them.
This kind of dream-recalling hammer does not simply restore a part of the memory of the past life, but completely restores it, which is equivalent to the complete integration of the two personalities.
"In the future, if there is an immortal who wants to marry a mortal, he can come to me to get the hammer."
Chen Yi shrugged. After all, this kind of thing is not good to eat alone, so it is better to just open it up.
He is not worried about whether Yang Tianyou can become an immortal. Yang Tianyou is an absolutely good man. In the original plot, he saved the three-headed dragon without hesitation even though he had never met him before. It would be impossible for a person like him not to become an immortal.
It doesn't make sense.
Dong Yong, on the other hand, was a little confused. After all, he didn't know this Dong Yong very well.
But with the Dream Dream Hammer, even if you fail in this life, you can still wait for the next life, just like the reincarnation marriage in the world of the fox demon and the little matchmaker.
Anyway, as long as these immortals are restricted from providing excessive help to mortals, it won't cause any big trouble.
The seventh princess nodded, feeling that the method was indeed good. If it didn't work in this life, then wait for the next life. Anyway, the immortal's lifespan was long and she could afford to wait.
Seeing that the matter was resolved, Chen Yi nodded with satisfaction. As for whether someone would ask him for a hammer in the future, Chen Yi felt very uncertain. After all, there are ready-made fairies in heaven. Are fairies not more beautiful than mortals? Do they deserve to torture themselves like the Seventh Princess?
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"As for the original Jade Emperor's heavenly slave maids, let them be reincarnated directly."
These people were brought here by the Jade Emperor to enjoy themselves. They have no ability except to serve others, but it is not appropriate to let them regain their freedom.
After all, it was Chen Yi who could help those eunuchs to regenerate their limbs, but some people's minds have long been distorted. The rebirth of their limbs does not mean that their hearts are also reborn.
The same is true for maids. They have been serving people for tens of thousands of years, and it is difficult to say that they have no complaints in their hearts. They might as well be thrown back into the world and reincarnated, and join a wealthy family to make up for it a little.
Naturally, everyone had no objections to these, and even felt that Chen Yi was very reliable, unlike the original Jade Emperor who was only greedy for pleasure.
"As for our Jade Emperor, how about I suggest that he continue to be the sun?"
Chen Yi touched his chin and looked at the Jade Emperor who had been gagged for a long time.
"Woooooooo..."
When he heard that he was going to continue to be the sun, the Jade Emperor immediately quit. He finally became the Jade Emperor. He used weak water to solve the heat of the sun's true fire and enjoyed the prosperity of the three realms. He didn't want to be the Jade Emperor who could only do so every day.
The sun rises in the east and sets in the west.
Chen Yi nuzzled his lips at Marshal Tianpeng, and Marshal Tianpeng recalled and pulled off the cloth on the Jade Emperor's mouth.
"The Ten Golden Crows can be the sun, so I don't have to, right?"
Seeing that the situation was over, the Jade Emperor could only look at his sister pitifully.
If it weren't for the Ten Golden Crows, labor and management would have drowned you long ago.
Chen Yi secretly cursed that the ten golden crows were die-hard loyalists to the Jade Emperor, and without the golden crows, Chen Yi couldn't create the sun by himself. It's not that he couldn't make it, but this was a mythical world. What if the sun he created didn't match?
all?
"Okay, from now on, Jade Emperor, you will live on the weak water. I will build a sun palace for you and be responsible for directing the sun to rise in the east and set in the west. What do you think?"
I don’t think so!
The Jade Emperor thought angrily that it was said to be the Palace of the Sun, but in fact it was used to suppress his true sun fire. It was more like a prison cell.
"If you don't say anything, I'll take it as your acquiescence."
After Chen Yi arranged for the Jade Emperor, he suddenly remembered something more important and hit the palm of his left hand with his right hand.
Oops!x2
Chen Yi forgot that both of his hands were being held by the girl, so the two girls were directly embraced by him, and they squeezed together and kissed each other.
"Ahem, mistake, mistake."
Chen Yi retracted his hand in embarrassment and said his last request: "In the future, Yang Chan should not be called the Jade Emperor, but the Heavenly Emperor."
After all, there is already a Jade Emperor here. It feels weird that the new Lord of the Three Realms continues to be called the Jade Emperor.
"Yeah!"
The Jade Emperor expressed strong welcome to the comparison.
Chen Yi:……
"Forget it, let's call him Jade Emperor. As for you, you will be called Donghuang Taiyi from now on."