After struggling all night, Chen Yi pinched out He Lan's body data inside and out, and an expressionless He Lan appeared in front of He Lan. "Since it was made in your likeness, why don't you call me
He Lan No. 2, right?”
Chen Yi touched his chin and suggested.
He Lan rolled his eyes, what the hell is this name, but he also joined the naming team: "How about calling it He Lan? The orchid of orchids."
"Well, don't you think doing this would be called a gangster?"
The pronunciation is the same, so how to call her from now on, Chen Yi looked at Sha Niu, and an idea flashed in his mind: "Since Unit 1 is called Sha Niu, then let's call her Sha Sister, right?"
"Silly sister?"
He Lan narrowed his eyes and looked at Chen Yi: "Do you mean I'm very old?"
Chen Yi:……
You are several years older than me. Don't you have any idea whether you are old or not?
However, as a mature man with a wife, Chen Yi immediately took He Lan's hand and said affectionately: "How could it be possible? You are the most beautiful and youngest in front of me."
Dong Dong Dong! X2
Sha Niu and Sha Jie immediately detected that Chen Yi was lying. Two invisible villains appeared above Chen Yi and struck crazily on Chen Yi's head with hammers. However, Chen Yi's expression did not change and he remained affectionate.
, what I tell is the truth, even if you beat me to death, I will say the same thing.
"Silly sister is so unpleasant. How about calling her He Xiaolan and treating her as our child."
He Lan looked around He Xiaolan and said regretfully: "If I had known better, I would have asked you to change it as I did when I was a child."
Hey, wife No. 2 has become a daughter, it feels a bit exciting!
Chen Yi asked He Xiaolan to turn back into a crystal doll and handed it to He Lan: "I'll leave this thing here for you. I can rest assured that she will protect you."
Chen Yi doesn't have any ways to make people stronger, such as turning He Lan into a meteorite superman, but He Lan can't adapt instantly, and he might cause some big trouble, so it's safer to do it in a cyclical and gradual manner.
He Lan was not polite, delighted with her husband's gift, and drove to the company with Chen Yi...
"Mr. Chen, are you looking for me?"
As soon as Lu Xiaoqian went to work, he was informed that the company boss was looking for him, and he immediately came to Chen Yi's office.
Lu Xiaoqian still admires Chen Yi. It is said that Chen Yi, like him, was an unknown advertising planner in the past, but later he became a blockbuster and made "No gifts for the holidays this year, only brain X money for gifts", "God X"
"Okay, I think it's okay", "I've been taking calcium supplements in the past..." and other classic advertising cases, and even captured the heart of the boss's wife and became the boss of the company, making the company bigger and stronger.
Of course, Lu Xiaoqian has no intention of winning the favor of the boss's wife. He just wants to become a regular employee as soon as possible.
Who is this beauty?
As soon as he entered the office, Lu Xiaoqian's eyes were attracted by the woman in red standing next to Chen Yi. What a cute girl. Could it be that she is Mr. Chen's new secretary?
The last job he applied for was as a secretary, but he was kicked out. The reason was that the male boss naturally had a female secretary next to him, and a vase was better than a male one.
But won’t Mr. He be angry?
Lu Xiaoqian was confused by this.
"Hey, your silly girl."
Chen Yi snapped his fingers and said to Sha Niu: "I will hand over your right to use it to Lu Xiaoqian, she is yours now."
…
"Okay, brother Chen Yi!"
Sha Niu nodded obediently and walked up to Lu Xiaoqian. Her big watery eyes kept staring at him, as if she was waiting for his next instruction.
Lu Xiaoqian: (°ー°〃)!
what's going on?
Will the company give gifts to my girlfriend as a regular gift?
"Wait a minute, Mr. Chen, I'm a little confused. Who is she? How come she is mine?"
Lu Xiaoqian waved his hands repeatedly. He was a serious man and he also had a girlfriend. What was going on with this sudden gift of a girl?
"Silly girl, you explain yourself."
Chen Yi was too lazy to explain and asked the two of them to go out.
"Sorry, you have no right to command silly girl."
Chen Yi:……
You are really turning your back on me!
"She is the crystal doll you gave me a few days ago. You can ask her the specific questions yourself."
Chen Yi spread his hands and explained to Lu Xiaoqian.
"Are you kidding? How can a crystal doll turn into a human being?"
Like He Lan, Lu Xiaoqian was unwilling to believe that Silly Girl was transformed into a crystal doll. Everyone has received nine years of compulsory education. This is not scientific at all!
"You ask yourself, don't bother me."
Chen Yi pushed Lu Xiaoqian and Sha Niu out of the door, and then began to sit on the office chair and fell into thinking.
Chen Yi is not curious about Sha Niu's other abilities. With his current strength, Sun Wukong can be slapped to death when he comes.
Don't think he is joking. Sun Wukong in the magical mobile phone world is really quite good. A peach coated with pesticides can poison him and make him roll on the ground. If he is knocked down by the pesticides, this would make Sun Wukong laugh to death in other worlds.
However, Chen Yi is very curious about Sha Niu's time travel function. This thing is much more reliable than the world machine from Terminator. It can even be accurate to a few minutes and seconds. It can be said that he has complete control of time.
"How about going to the Shang Dynasty to see it?"
Chen Yi remembered that "The Prequel to the Lotus Lamp" took place before King Wu defeated Zhou, and he didn't know if he would see another version of himself.
But thinking about it carefully, it seemed impossible. He remembered that King Huangmei and You Suowei once traveled to 80,000 BC. Logically speaking, even if they couldn't see Nuwa Fuxi and other big figures, they could still see some ancient people.
Biological creatures, but they seemed to really live in a prehistoric civilization and ate fish for eight full years.
"Could it be that the myths of this world are actually science?"
Chen Yi touched his chin. It seemed that the laboratory where Sha Niu was created in 2060 was called Xiao Xitian. He didn't think anything of it before, but now he feels that it might really have something to do with Xitian.
"Mr. Chen, Mr. Chen!"
At this moment, Lu Xiaoqian knocked on the door again and walked in, gasping: "Mr. Chen, I believe it, I believe it!"
"If you believe it, just believe it and go to work quickly."
As a conscientious capitalist, Chen Yi, like his wife He Lan, dislikes this kind of salary thief the most. In the original plot, Lu Xiaoqian was sleeping at work, but if Xiao Chuchu hadn't stopped him, He Lan would have been fired directly.
"No, the Yellow Eyebrow King, the Yellow Eyebrow King has also traveled through time with Sha Niu!"
Lu Xiaoqian said anxiously, "That's the Yellow Eyebrow King, the kind that eats people!"
It turned out that after some experiments, Lu Xiaoqian finally believed what Sha Niu said, and then he remembered that he had been chased around by a homeless man who called himself the Yellow Eyebrow King. He then called up Sha Niu's memory projection and instantly understood that guy.
He is really the Yellow Eyebrow King.
Fortunately, he sent the Yellow Eyebrow King to a mental hospital. If the Yellow Eyebrow King came to his senses, wouldn't he be beaten to death with a mace?
Chen Yixin said that not only the Yellow Eyebrow King, but the Bull Demon King also traveled through time. After a while, he even took a guy named Mr. Fan to replace him, and even sold immortality pills.
To be honest, Chen Yi was speechless about the Bull Demon King's tricks. Not to mention that the Pill of Agelessness is very harmful to the earth. If you want to live forever, it doesn't matter if you make one or even three pills for your family to eat. But you insist on it.
Isn't this a disease of draining the earth's core to make pills of youth?
And why do you, a monster, need so much money?
Has it really been corrupted by capital?
But when the earth explodes, your money will be useless. Isn’t this nonsense?
In the end, Chen Yi could only boil it down to, Bull Demon King. If he has a good brain, can he still be called the Bull Demon King?
