Chapter 314 When you become an immortal, you will be called a wine sword immortal (thanks [
Chapter 314: When you become an immortal, you will be called the Wine Sword Immortal (Thanks to [Ma Jiahua] for the 100 starting coin reward)
The world of flying celestial beings!
"Why can't we be together!"
"You two belong to two worlds. The love between humans and immortals is already a mistake. Do you still want to be together?"
Off the stage, Chen Yi yawned while peeking at the screen in the chat group.
[Start]: Just like that, I modified their memories, brought everything back to the original track, and resurrected Wang Mengmeng by the way.
Although Wang Xingde and Tao Yinghong were pitiful, it was even more hateful to blow up the bus after a disagreement, so Chen Yi modified the memories of everyone except Li Shiqing and re-staged the drama of saving the bus.
As for Li Shiqing, after all, she was someone who had gone through difficulties together, and he didn't force the other party to forget this memory.
[Initial D]: Humph, I guess you are greedy for someone else’s body!
[Oolong Breaking into Love]: Li Shiqing is still a bit young, if you want to find her, look for Du Jinsong and Miss A'Zhu!
[Prequel to Baolian Lantern]: There is no future, I would definitely want them all!
【天行九歌】: Wait, I remember that Yao Ji is also a girl named A'Zhu. Hey, is it so exciting?
[Prequel to Baolian Lantern]: Sorry, I was wrong. Please be sure not to look for Du Jinsong!
He didn't realize it just now, but if he is really looking for someone else, how will he look at his mother-in-law in the future?
[Start]: I am an upright person, please do not discredit me.
[The Deer and the Cauldron]: You can get it, no one knows what you are.
Chen Yi:……
One person said that he felt that he was being targeted. He was a scholar, and he was different from the LSPs in the chat group.
However, considering that he was a newcomer and telling the truth might be attacked by Chen Yi and others, he wisely chose to peek at the screen.
"Master, since the male and female protagonists in the play love each other, why can't they be together?"
Speaking of which, this guy is quite similar to Li Shiqing in the beginning. They both have the kind of good-natured character.
Chen Yi looked at the scholar who was talking to his adoptive father. He was Tong Yuan, the male protagonist of "Flying Fairies". Because of his kind personality, he felt that the script was not good. He preferred a happy ending.
"Then what do you think it should be?"
Lao Fuzi stood up slowly and looked at Tong Yuan. He naturally knew what Tong Yuan meant, but the problem was that he adapted it based on his personal experience. He also wanted a happy ending, but reality did not allow it.
“Students feel they should break through everything to stay together.”
Tong Yuan still insists on his own ideas.
"Stay together forever?"
Chen Yi couldn't help but said: "How can we stay together forever if we are an immortal and a human being?"
"Oh, classmate Chen Yi, do you have any different opinions?"
Although Master Lao adopted Chen Yi, he still called Chen Yi his classmate in front of his students.
"Actually, for gods, falling in love with mortals is just a kind of adjustment..."
This is really not Chen Yi's nonsense. Looking at various myths, the love between gods and mortals may be true love, but they did come to mortals with the mentality of having fun at the beginning.
Although heaven is ruthless, its approach is indeed correct. Just as the Queen Mother of the Lotus Lamp World said, gods cannot have desires. Once they have desires, they will bend the law for their own interests.
Just like if you are admitted to the civil service, it will definitely not work if you have too many ideas. You must be fair and just, otherwise you will be kicked out sooner or later.
"It does make sense."
Shangguan Haoqi nodded. His ancestors had been officials, so his grandma had always trained him as a son of an official, so he was quite familiar with things in the officialdom.
"Then how do you think we're going to solve this problem?"
Lao Fuzi was touched in his heart. It turned out that there was such a saying. He even felt that he had done something wrong.
"Actually, the solution is very simple, that is, let the fairies become mortals and live, grow old, sick and die together with the mortals."
A common problem in the mythical world is that gods are not allowed to resign or even become mortals.
This is a bit too much. Immortals have a long and endless lifespan. If you let them do the work for hundreds or even thousands of years, isn't this treating the immortals as tools? Even the best-tempered people will break down!
Think about it, the sun sets in the east and rises in the east, 365 days a year without a holiday. If it were a human being, he would probably go crazy. But the sun can persist for hundreds of millions of years, which shows how strong the mind is.
Of course, this is very frustrating for the gods, but it couldn't be better for the Jade Emperor.
First of all, each immortal has been assigned what to do. He doesn't have to worry about it anymore and can just be at ease. If the immortal changes every day, wouldn't he be busy to death? After all, even if he is an immortal, it takes time to train him.
Secondly, in this way, I have a weapon to control the gods, so that the gods will not dare to be emotional casually.
"Isn't this a bit far-reaching?"
Fu Yuanbao scratched his head, are we discussing the script?
"No, we are discussing the common people in the world."
Chen Yi said seriously that the Jade Emperor in this world looks pretty good, but in fact he is also a narrow-minded master, and Shangguan Haoqi next to him is the victim.
Shangguan Haoqi's grandfather was originally a high-ranking official in the imperial court, but he accidentally saved a civet cat, which resulted in the entire family being cursed with bad luck.
To be fair, people don't know that this civet cat is a wanted criminal on the run in heaven, and even if it is, it is natural to save it. Just like a doctor seeing someone sick, is it possible to remove the oxygen tube because the patient is a prisoner?
To put it bluntly, it was his grandfather's fault that he saved Xiang Xuehai. What happened to Shangguan Haoqi? Why did he let him suffer? What did he do wrong?
"Yes, this is indeed the Jade Emperor's fault."
The innocent Tong Yuan nodded repeatedly after listening to Chen Yi's words. This is the truth. Even those who are officials in the imperial court are often asked to retire and return to their hometowns.
His faults are not limited to this. Chen Yi looked at Tong Yuan with strange eyes. What he will do to your family in the future can be called unscrupulous.
In the original plot, in order to repay Tong Yuan's family for taking in Yu Xiaoqi, the Jade Emperor asked Tong Yuan's family to grow gold in their fields.
But Tong Yuan's family was so lucky that they made a fortune, but others were jealous of them, and their house was confiscated by corrupt officials. Where are you?
Originally, Tong Yuan's family could at least survive even if they gave up their wealth, but the gold turned into dirt, which angered the county magistrate. As a result, the originally warm and harmonious family of three was completely ruined.
You noticed the change of owners of Mader gold, but you didn't see the destruction of the family. Or is it that your gold can only be used by Tong Yuan's family, so wouldn't it turn into dirt when it gets into the hands of other people? Isn't this deceiving?
"Although what you say makes sense, young man, do you know how high the sky is?"
Lao Fuzi was quite speechless. Although deep down he agreed with Chen Yi's words, he still said the same thing. The identities of the two parties are very different. Even if you are right, so what?
A big fist means truth. This is a law that nothing in the world can escape. No matter how reasonable you are, it doesn't make sense if you can't beat others.
"It doesn't matter how high the sky is, the key is do you want to have the power to break through the sky?"
Chen Yi looked at Master Lao: "Do you want the sky to be no longer able to cover your eyes, the earth to be unable to bury your heart, and all the Buddhas to vanish into thin air?"
Hiss!Xn
Obviously, everyone has never seen The Legend of Wukong, and they were all stunned by Chen Yi's crazy words.
"think!"
Lao Fuzi was also aroused by Chen Yi's carnival words, but soon he said helplessly: "But what do you want to do?"
"I can help you!"
Chen Yi showed eight white teeth and said with a bright smile: "I have already thought about it. When you become an immortal, you will be called Jiu Sword Immortal. How about it? Isn't it very handsome?"
When I went for a walk today, I noticed that there was a family behind me who placed a three-meter-high Superman statue by the door. It seemed to be used as a stone lion, but there was only a statue on the left side. It felt very asymmetrical. Batman should have been left alone on the right side.
