"Beep beep! A ghost-level weirdo appears. Do you want to go and enforce justice?"
Saitama, who was using the T-ball to watch TV, was stunned for a moment, and then realized that he had a mission: "How do I get there?"
The T-ball immediately projected a three-dimensional map, with a blue giant standing among the ruins of the city: "This area is located one hundred kilometers to the left of your current location. Do you want to go there?"
"of course!"
Saitama answered while putting on his combat uniform.
"Do you want to start live streaming?"
live streaming?
Oh, it’s the function that can make money, right?
"live streaming!"
As soon as Saitama finished speaking, the Red Queen also started to take action, and a small advertisement immediately popped up on countless computers and mobile phones.
"The hero Saitama goes to City A to kill dragon-level monsters. Do you want to watch?"
Hero Saitama?
Never heard of it!
Some people didn't take it seriously, thinking it was a scam, while others clicked in out of curiosity, especially those in City A, as dragon-level monsters are capable of destroying several towns.
After clicking to watch, everyone gasped. There were two pictures in this live broadcast room. The one on the left was a bald passerby wearing shit yellow clothes and his appearance was as simple as a stick figure, but the one on the right was
The other one is a blue giant who can destroy several tall buildings with a light cannon.
"Sure enough, he is a dragon-level monster. He is so powerful. City A is over now."
Someone shouted out loud, and the people who lived in City A even had their legs trembling.
"Wait, is that Smiling Superman? And Lightning Max?"
Some sharp-eyed people saw the clothes of the two figures lying on the ground and immediately recognized who they were.
"Who is this bald guy? Can he kill that weirdo?"
"There is no such person in the Hero Association!"
"You are not a hero but you dare to fight with a monster. This is too messy!"
"What is the Hero Association doing? Why haven't you sent S-class heroes here yet? Do you want our City A to disappear completely?"
The audience quickly figured out how to use the barrage in the live broadcast room without any instruction, and then started to complain.
"Dad, Mom!"
At this moment, a little girl with two ponytails appeared in front of the monster, standing in the ruins and crying. It was obvious that she was a survivor of the monster's energy cannon attack.
"Damn it, stop crying and run!"
"Damn weirdo, bastard!"
"Ah ah ah, where is the hero? Hero, hurry up and save people!"
Although most people like to be keyboard warriors and like to have everything in the world with one click, they also have the most basic sympathy. Everyone is angry that such a little girl is about to die in front of them.
But the little girl couldn't see their barrage at all, and the weirdo behind him directly stretched out his hand to grab the little girl, and then shook her hard.
"arrive!"
Although Saitama cannot fly, he can still run very fast. Not to mention that he was able to jump from the moon back to the earth when fighting Boros. The speed of sound alone is as slow as a snail in front of him.
Therefore, Saitama's speed depends on how far he wants to run, and now, it is obvious that this hero who is interested in it really wants to be the hero who saves City A.
"pretty!"
"Haha, this bald guy has a lot of trouble!"
"Run quickly, don't just stand there!"
Seeing the girl behind Saitama, the audience breathed a sigh of relief, and then began to complain. After all, they didn't think this guy who looked like a passerby could defeat a dragon-level monster.
"who are you?"
Grabbing the empty space with one hand, the Vaccine Man who looked a lot like Piccolo from the Dragon Ball world next door spoke.
"A man whose hobby is to be a hero!"
Saitama curled his lips, crossed his arms over his chest, and the cloak behind him fluttered in the wind.
I look so handsome like this!
Saitama thought to himself that this was a pose he had thought about for a long time.
"What kind of random setting is this!" Xn
The veins of people who are vaccinated are exposed, and the audience is also confused. Even if you say that you are a person who wants to be a hero, it is more reliable than this.
"I am a vaccine person born from the continuous pollution of the environment by humans."
"The earth is a complete life..."
Although I felt that Saitama's setting was very casual, I thought that the other party should be a strong man. The Vaccine Man also began to introduce himself, denounced humans as the virus of the earth, and in order to eliminate these harmful germs, he, the Vaccine Man, was born.
!
What the vaccine man said was so reasonable and convincing that the audience felt ashamed and bowed their heads.
Unfortunately, Saitama was not interested in these things. He punched him straight and turned the vaccine man into dregs.
audience:……
"Are you kidding? Just... just one punch? This is a dragon-level monster! Isn't it too outrageous?"
Some people feel that their world view has been challenged. In the impression, even if they are S-class heroes, it will take a lot of effort to defeat dragon-level monsters, and weaker ones may even suffer serious injuries.
"This website says it is a dragon-level monster. The Hero Association has not rated it as a dragon-level monster."
Some people also criticized it, thinking that this website lied about the weirdo level for the sake of traffic.
"How is it possible? Just by looking at its destructive power, you can tell that this guy is definitely a dragon-level monster!"
When someone makes an argument, someone will pick it up. This is a common problem among keyboard warriors. No matter how reasonable your words are, they will find fault with you, let alone what you say makes no sense at all.
"The dragon-level monster has been eliminated. Do you want to close the live broadcast?"
At this moment, T-ball flew next to Saitama and asked.
In order to prevent Saitama from destroying the T-ball together, Chen Yi not only equipped it with a projection function, but also linked it with the red queen so that it could make its own judgment to avoid being KO'd by Saitama's punch during the battle.
"Close, by the way, how much did I make?"
Now that the weirdo was solved, Saitama naturally didn't want to continue the live broadcast. He was not the kind of person who liked to show off, but he still curiously asked how much money he earned.
"The total reward amount is one million yen. After deducting the website's share, you can now receive 800,000 yen."
"Eight hundred thousand yen!"
Saitama was shocked, so I came out to fight monsters, and I earned 800,000 yen?
What he doesn't know is that no one is interested in his process of defeating monsters. It's just a punch. What's so interesting about it?
The most important thing is that he just saved the little girl, which made the audience have a good impression of him. That's why there are so many rewards. After all, most people like people who do good things. This is why there are so many people on a certain channel.
'Guys, did I do the right thing?' pose.
"What a big loss!"
Saitama was heartbroken. If he had brought the T-ball with him when he was fighting monsters before, he would not have been kicked out and live in a no-man's land because he had no money to pay the rent, and he would not have to compete with the aunts in the supermarket for food on sale.
"It seems I have to carry out justice a few more times."
Saitama murmured to himself, but soon lost his enthusiasm and said: "We already have 800,000 yen, so we shouldn't need to live broadcast, right? Let's wait until the money is spent."