Chapter 406 Japan is about to be submerged in urine
Chapter 406 Japan is about to be drowned in urine
The world of devil daddy!
"Well, shower gel, shampoo, by the way, should I build a robot maid to take care of my life?"
Although after receiving the relief funds, Chen Yi can be said to be completely clean, but a person must have a sense of ritual. If he doesn't take a shower, is he still a person?
For example, the Seven Fairies often come down to earth to take baths, and that's why they gave birth to the Calabash Baby.
"Just the Sha Niu version. I've wanted a Sha Niu movie since I was a kid. It just makes my dream come true."
Chen Yi decided to make a magic phone when he returned. He had already thought of a name, so he would call it Tongyao!
After buying a bunch of bread in the supermarket, Chen Yi walked out of the supermarket with his things. He happened to see two acquaintances walking across the street. No, there were three of them. It was the hero of this world, Tatsumi Tatsumi, and his adopted baby, the Demon King.
His son, Caesar Emperor Ampilena Belizebabu IV, and the demon maid Siludi Garda.
However, although they are both Shiyanmo high school students and are classmates in the same class, Chen Yi is not familiar with him because Shiyamo High School has no teachers at all!
This is also the reason why Chen Yi chose this high school in the first place. Without teachers, there would be no tuition at all. Chen Yi even decided to live in the school, thus saving even the rent... Although the classrooms in Shiyanmo High School are also dilapidated.
It's just a shabby place, but fortunately you can live in it for free.
Of course, there are still certain dangers in living in Ishiya Demon High School, where delinquents are rampant. Fortunately, because of his precocious mind, he has been trained since childhood. Although he has not turned into a monster like Oga Tatsumi who can punch people into the wall with one punch, he can still beat him.
Plaster, ah no, beating ten gangsters is not a problem.
"Hey, doesn't little Beru wear no clothes?"
Chen Yi was a little confused. It was strange that little Beru was now wearing a device that looked like a watering can.
Oh, I remembered, this thing is called flying urine. Today should be the bedwetting period of little Beru, but the bedwetting of this son of the devil is completely different from the bedwetting of human babies. His urine can flood the entire Japan.
This is a different-dimensional transmission device that can put little Beru's urine into the subspace. However, the capacity is limited and cannot last long, so Ogachen has already run out to buy diapers.
It’s quite fascinating. Can the diapers made by humans absorb all the urine that can flood Japan?
Chen Yi thought it was better not to talk to fools to avoid being infected, so he decided to go his own way, but after taking a few steps, a gun was pressed against his forehead.
Chen Yi:……
Living in Shiya Mo, a country with simple folk customs, it seems quite reasonable to encounter robbers on the road... Damn it, I just went out to buy a shower gel, you bastard!
"Get in!"
Pushed by the three robbers, Chen Yi walked into a maternal and infant store, and then saw two salespeople and a lady who should be a customer squatting on the ground, as well as Oga Chen, whom he had just seen.
And Siludi.
"So, why are you robbing the maternity and baby store? Are you running out of diapers?"
Chen Yi couldn't help but complain.
"Boy, are you blind? We just finished robbing the bank and we are here to capture the hostages."
The pilot among the four robbers snorted coldly.
"But I'm just passing by, it has nothing to do with the maternity and baby store!"
Chen Yi scratched his head, still looking puzzled.
"Stop talking nonsense. The more hostages there are, the better. Walk over and squat there."
The man wearing a green turban seemed to be the main messenger, holding a submachine gun and shouting at Chen Yi.
"Really, I already told you that I was passing by."
Chen Yi walked to a display cabinet and picked up a bottle of mosquito repellent.
"Hey, do you hear me when I tell you to squat down?"
Baotou Mao felt that he was being despised, and suddenly the display cabinets near Chen Yi were full of people.
Ping ping pong pong...
The bullet hit the glass bottle, and the fragments flew, and the hostages screamed in shame.
"You have to understand, I have a gun in my hand, and I will hit you in the head next time."
"Thank you very much."
"What?"
"You break them so I don't have to do anything."
As soon as Chen Yi finished speaking, he reached for the display cabinet and found four glass fragments in his hand.
"you……"
Baotou Cap realized something was wrong and was about to pull the trigger, but a piece of glass shard had been inserted into the index and middle fingers of his right hand, causing blood to spurt out.
"ah……"
Linking their fingers together, the gun in Baotou Mao's hand immediately fell to the ground, and before the other three could react, there was already a glass shard in their hands.
This is the skill that Chen Yi relies on to survive in this world. After all, in this world where people can't die even if they are embedded in the wall, competing with others is undoubtedly asking for death, so Chen Yi can only find another way and figure it out by himself.
I got a low-end version of Xiao Chen Feidao.
Of course, he didn't dare to be so promiscuous before, but now that the plug-in is online, he naturally can do it casually.
He kicked the guns of the four people away, and another person kicked them in the head, knocking the four robbers unconscious.
"Is there a rope?"
Chen Yi turned around and asked the salesperson.
"Yes, yes."
The two salesmen were trembling with fright at this brutal scene, but they also realized that they seemed to have escaped. They hurriedly found a rope from the utility room and handed it to Chen Yi.
"I'm here to help!"
Oga Chen had also stood up, and while tying the four robbers together, he looked at Chen Yi curiously: "I remember you, you seem to be from Ishiya Demon High School too."
"He is our classmate."
Takayuki Furuichi couldn't help but remind the complainer who appeared out of nowhere.
Ogachen is completely uninterested in things other than fighting, so most people are just passers-by in his eyes. That is to say, Furuichi Takayuki grew up with him, otherwise he wouldn't be able to hang out together at all.
"You are very strong, aren't you?"
Ogachen no longer paid attention to him, but looked at him with bright eyes. Even the little Beru on his head had the same look.
"Well, I'm actually very weak."
Chen Yi suddenly thought about the setting of Xiao Beilu. As the son of the devil, he only likes strong people, and the more ferocious the guys, the more he likes them.
In the early stage, Oga Chen no longer wanted to be a daddy, so he searched for strong people all over the world, hoping to give others the hot potato of Little Beru.
"Well, in that case, let's have a fight."
Although Oga Chen was simple, he was not stupid. He clearly heard Chen Yi's excuse. He immediately clenched his fist and raised it, revealing a mouth full of sharp teeth. For those who didn't know, he thought he was a demon.
"Look, the plane!"
Chen Yi pointed at Oga Chen who was already behind him.
"How can anyone fall for such a lie?"
As a complainer, Takayuki Furuichi couldn't help but complain.
"where?"
Ogachen had already looked back.
Takayuki Furuichi:......
When Chen Yi saw this, he immediately ran away. Just kidding, I am really just a child. I haven't even found a girlfriend. Even if I were killed, I wouldn't be a daddy.
"Asshole, you actually lied to me!"
Seeing Chen Yi turning around and running away, Ogachen was already furious, but before he could make a move, the flying urine that Little Beru was wearing began to collapse, and a large amount of water spurted out from under Little Beru's body, like a waterfall.
"It's over, Japan is going to be drowned in urine!"
Ignoring the frightened words behind him, Chen Yi saw that Oga Chen was no longer chasing him, and immediately walked back to Ishiya Demon High School leisurely.