Chapter 44 The house girl has one wall and two suites with sea view
To be honest, the scene in front of me is quite funny. A high school student invites an uncle who is nearly thirty years old to join his company and work for him. It seems like a joke.
However, Dahei Toma didn't have any jokes, but he was a little at a loss and said: "This... I'm just an ordinary programmer, I'm not suitable for doing this..."
No, you are not ordinary, you have horns on your head!
For some reason, compared to the lively and cute little Mi, Chen Yi always subconsciously glances at the bulges on Tujian's flat head. You can't blame him, it's just his obsessive-compulsive disorder that he can't bear!
Suppressing the surging desire to complain in his mind, Chen Yi smiled slightly: "Senior Toma, I have already investigated you. You used to be called Ghost of Daping in school..."
"Oni no Ohira?"
Xiao Mi's eyes shone. She still didn't know about her brother's legendary deeds, and her curiosity aroused.
"Cough cough cough..."
When the story of his second-year junior high school days was mentioned, Doma Dahei's face turned red: "It was a mistake made by a classmate as a joke."
Chen Yi suppressed his smile and said seriously: "Senior Tujian, what I say next may be a bit harsh, please forgive me."
The good old man Dahei Doma naturally nodded and said, please continue your performance.
"You are already 29 years old and will be middle-aged in a few years. But now you are still a programmer with a mediocre income and no chance of promotion. Are you going to stay mediocre like this all your life?"
Chen Yi performed a trick called encouragement, which was actually a pyramid scheme.
However, Tsuchima Dahei only felt his heart stabbing, and he covered his chest and said: "Actually, it's quite tall to be an ordinary person."
"Yeah, it's pretty good. I have to pay rent every month, support my sister and myself, and buy comics and games for my sister..."
"No, stop talking!"
Tsuchima Dahei was heartbroken. If their family was really rich, he would not share a room with Xiaomi. You can imagine how inconvenient life is. You must know that many children live in a room by themselves when they are in elementary school.
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"Shut up! How did you know!"
Suddenly, a facehugger hugged Chen Yi's face, blocking his next words. Chen Yi took a closer look, good guy, can you really change your size anywhere?
However, it is different from the one in the anime. Xiaomi’s transformation in real life feels like she has changed from a girl with a straight chest and head to an abandoned house with slumped shoulders. She is a few centimeters shorter. No wonder she is
Field cut drawings can lead to misidentification.
Chen Yi hurriedly grabbed the facehugger off his face and said angrily: "Do you think I am as innocent as Ebina?"
Ebina?
Xiaomi was startled and looked at Ebina who was also looking at her in surprise. It was over. Her image as a good student had completely collapsed.
Chen Yi was not interested in caring about the collapse of Xiao Mian's character, but continued to speak to break Tsuchima Dahei's defense: "You may not know, this is just the primary form of the otaku. Next, Xiao Mian will like the figure, and a better one
The figure must cost at least tens of thousands of yen. As the saying goes, a home girl has one wall and two apartments with sea views..."
"You're talking nonsense, I didn't!"
Before Xiao Mi had time to explain to the little sisters, Chen Yi continued to expose her background and tried to hug her face with a flying swoop. Chen Yi pulled Ebina next to him, and the two girls hugged each other.
Lily is so nice!
Chen Yi sighed with emotion.
Wait, Ebina seems to be my girlfriend?
Chen Yi's face darkened, he pulled Ebina back, and said to Toma Dahei, who had begun to turn gray: "You should think about it slowly, oh, I forgot to mention the monthly salary. Let's tentatively set the monthly salary at one million yen!"
Chen Yi used his money ability...
[Strong Breeding Armor] @Everyone: I have analyzed the genes of Chen Yi from the Time Planning Bureau, the picture is JPG!
[The Matrix]: Well, is it really a genetic program? I asked why the Scarecrow twitched before dying. It was obviously not a lack of time, but a cardiac arrest.
[Time Planning Bureau]: Can a serum without time program be developed?
[Strong Breeding Armor]: No, because I found that your clone can only stay between 25 years old, and will die from genetic collapse after that. Moreover, there is no time countdown on your clone. I guess that is
A hormone that can delay your lifespan.
[Time Planning Bureau]: Clone? What did you do with my blood, bastard!
[Strong Breeding Armor]: This is not the point. The point is that your way of survival is a bit like a robot. You can live when you charge it, but you will die if you run out of points, so I need a time memory.
[Time Planning Bureau]: So, I still want to rob a bank?
[The Deer and the Cauldron]: Can you be a bit promising? You know how to rob banks all day long. Why not be more bold and become the Scarecrow’s son-in-law?
[Time Planning Bureau]: God damn scarecrow, his name is Raymond, and when did having a son-in-law become a promising career?
[Ready Player One]: Isn’t it always the case? Amano Yukiteru, Kiritani Kazuto, Yasaka Mahiro, Sakai Yuji, Natsuki Subaru...
[Legend of Sword and Fairy 4]: Wait, others can understand why Natsuki Subaru is included, he is already miserable, okay?
【天行九歌】: Because he was resurrected by the Jealousy Witch!
【Harry Potter】: Reasonable and convincing!
Never expect that the topic in the chat group will continue forever, because you never know which Chen Yi will suddenly go off topic.
After closing the chat group, Chen Yi picked up his suitcase and went to the place where Harry Potter fans must visit with Hermione: Platform 9 and Three Quarters of King's Cross Station in London, England.
Although she regretted that she and Chen Yi were not her junior students, Hermione considered herself to be her senior, so she patted her chest and told Dumbledore that she would help Chen Yi introduce Hogwarts.
Dumbledore didn't object. In fact, recruiting Chen Yi was a last resort. After all, you can't let a wizard wander around in the Muggle world, right? He has to be integrated into the wizarding world.
Fortunately, Chen Yi did not disappoint him. The opponent's magic level may be slightly inferior, but his magic foundation is still very solid. He can pick up various magic theories at his fingertips, and he doesn't look like a student at all.
Dumbledore was relieved about this. Judging from his actions during this period, he did not rely on magic to do whatever he wanted. Instead, he read magic books as eagerly as Hermione. There was no need to worry about him becoming like Tom.
"Harry, Ron!"
Hermione found her good friend and introduced Chen Yi to the two of them again: "He is now a transfer student at Hogwarts, a Gryffindor student like us."
"Hello!" X2!
"Hello!"
When the train started, Chen Yi greeted the two of them and sat next to Hermione, but his eyes fell on Ron's hand, or rather, the mouse on his hand.
Peter Pettigrew!
The culprit who killed Harry's parents was a man who transformed into a mouse and had been a mouse for more than ten years.
Should we kill him?
Chen Yi thought to himself, and just as he was saying this, a train suddenly stopped, and a huge figure got in from outside the train.
