Chen Yi looked at Jessica in shock, when did I agree to be your boyfriend?
Jessica frowned: "Why, you regretted it?"
Chen Yi looked Jessica up and down: "What gave you the illusion that I would ask you to be my girlfriend, based on your A?"
Veins popped up on Jessica's forehead: "It's not A, it's B!"
"Then you are really awesome!"
Click, click...
Jessica's fists clenched loudly, and she gritted her teeth and said, "I'll give you a chance to reorganize your language!"
"Okay, you're beautiful, but I'm not good enough for you."
Chen Yi shrugged. He only had one goddess in his heart, and that was Aomei. In fact, there was another one, but he offended the Black Widow too hard, and he probably won't be able to catch her.
Moreover, the widowed sister is an agent, so it’s not easy to fool her. Don’t let him show your true feelings when the time comes. The other party is just acting for fun, which will be very hurtful.
"It does not matter, I do not mind."
Obviously, you are a good person. This polite way of declining is not suitable for foreigners, at least not for Jessica.
"I mind!"
Chen Yi threw the imitation Kabbah suit to her angrily: "For the last time, I will repair it myself if it breaks. I have to go out for a while."
After thinking about it, Chen Yi decided to meet Gu Yi. It would be best if he could learn magic. It would be okay if he couldn't. As other Chen Yi said, Gu Yi is a person from the lawful camp, so he shouldn't think about it.
Will take action on myself.
After all, even Gu Yi, a big scum like Casillas, didn't think of destroying his humanity when they first met him, and even accepted him as his apprentice. A handsome, righteous person like him can do whatever he wants.
Shouldn't he be accepted as a closed disciple?
And once you are accepted as a disciple by Ancient One, you will be just like yourself in Harry Potter. You will have to study for a long time, and naturally you will have no time to take care of the affairs of the love apartment.
"You want to leave?"
Jessica couldn't care less about being angry now. In her impression, Chen Yi was a super homebody who stayed at home all day long and didn't even bother to go out. Now he actually wants to go out for a while.
"Well, I'm going to meet someone I've known for a long time."
Chen Yi felt that Gu Yi must know about her existence, and he had seen Marvel movies and knew about her existence. Both parties were in a state of "I know you, but I have never seen you."
"Male or female?"
Chen Yi:……
Is this the point?
"Female! Very beautiful!"
Chen Yi said angrily, "Why, do you really think you are my girlfriend?"
Jessica lowered her head and was not talking.
"While I'm away, just help me collect the rent. Whatever you collect is yours."
Chen Yi didn't think he was a genius like Dr. Strange, not to mention that Dr. Strange had only been studying for about a year, and he repeatedly encountered time glitches when negotiating with Dormammu before he became the Sorcerer Supreme... Although this Sorcerer Supreme
Even Spider-Man can't beat him.
"You...why are you so nice to me?"
Jessica, who had been lowering her head, raised her head and stared at Chen Yi's eyes.
Chen Yi was stunned for a moment, does this count as good for you?
"I know, that man in black armor is you!"
Jessica said with determination: "I checked the surrounding surveillance videos, and the black-armored man did not appear around. There is no information about the black-armored man appearing near Queens..."
Jessica recounted her investigations during this period one by one.
Well, trying to hide it from a person who knows how to conduct criminal investigations is obviously a wishful thinking. Just like a certain Sherlock Holmes said, after eliminating all impossibilities, the remaining impossibilities are also the truth.
Especially in this outrageous science fiction world, even the most impossible things are possible.
"Maybe it's because I think you should be surrounded by kindness, not malice."
Chen Yi murmured to himself.
Although he had only watched the first "Jessica Jones" in his previous life and was disgusted by the constant gunfire in it, he also knew that this was Jessica's way of numbing herself.
What doesn't kill me will only make me stronger, it's all bullshit!
Pain will indeed sharpen a strong soul, but no one is willing to bear pain, because this pain will always be with you throughout your life.
When Jessica was controlled by the Purple Man, her life was ruined. The innocent girl no longer existed, but only an alcoholic tortured by the past. Apart from alcohol and sex, she could not find any way to numb herself.
Chen Yi sympathized with that Jessica, so he also took special care of this Jessica. He knew that because of him, this girl's life would change, which gave him a sense of accomplishment. At least he was not a useless time traveler.
By.
Whoosh!
Jessica's petite body threw herself into Chen Yi's arms, hugging him tightly like an octopus.
"what are you doing?"
"It's really you!"
"It's me, I admit it, please let me go."
Chen Yi was speechless and tried to struggle, but he was shocked to find that he couldn't get away. Only then did he remember that this girl was a super strong man and could smash through a wall with one punch.
"What a beautiful thought. I know so much. Do you think I will let you go?"
Jessica said fiercely.
"Reverse it, sister!"
Chen Yi reminded: "And these words are used to kill people and silence them."
"That's right, I'm going to kill someone today!"
Jessica hugged Chen Yi's waist and walked towards his bedroom.
Chen Yi was shocked, is it so straightforward? I'm not ready yet, and it's not appropriate for you to take the initiative, right?
"Damn it, what do you want to do? Don't force me to transform. My transformation makes a lot of noise. Be careful you get blown away by me."
"I see, are you willing to hurt me?"
"Ni Zuokai, I'm not the kind of casual person!"
"I am!"
…
[Marvel]: Help, there is a female gangster who wants to push me!
[The Deer and the Cauldron]: Is there such a good thing?
[Super out of control]: Where is the video recorder? Hurry up and record it as evidence!
[The Matrix]: Wait a minute, I'll look for lawyer knowledge. This thing is of no use in Zion. I don't know where it was thrown. I'll sue her after the matter is over.
【天行九歌】: Speak, I’m so anxious!
[Hell Teacher]: Isn’t it over already?
Chen Yi: Who are you scolding?
[Hell Teacher]:......
Looking at Hazuki Tomei who was wearing pajamas and using him as a pillow without realizing it, Chen Yi couldn't help but sigh.
Of course I'm scolding myself, I'm just a child!
As an orphan, it was naturally impossible for Chen Yi to get a luxurious bed for the guest room. As a poor person, Ye Yuedong also had no money to get herself a better set of bedding, so of course she slept on the same bed as Chen Yi.
The bed, euphemistically called to protect Chen Yi, is actually his magic bed.
As for the talk about men and women not being close to each other, it's ridiculous. Chen Yi is just a primary school student now and has no ability to commit crimes at all. Not to mention that he is the same as Marvel's Chen Yi... he can't beat the female gangster.
But the tools for committing crimes are not yet mature, which does not mean that he is not interested in women. Recently, he feels a little angry, and he may have a nosebleed next time...