Chapter 595 Cover your face, the world is your stage!
Green Snake World!汖
[Initial D]: Do you think I’m stupid? How can I ban a group after giving a warning? Aren’t they all banned directly? Also, don’t think I can’t see that five people changed their IDs together!
[System prompt]:......X5
[System prompt]: There is no way we can all be Chen Yi, we all have the same thoughts. X5
[Shan Shan is here]: Change your ID back, you bastard!
[Strong Breeding Armor]: No need to change it. I checked the group members. These five people are Crayon Shin-chan, The Deer and the Cauldron, Kung Fu, The Great Sage, and Ranma 1/2. I will block them from now on.
【Crayon Shin-chan】:(￣口￣)!!
[Great Sage of Love]: No, brother, we were wrong, we won’t dare to do it again!
"I was scared to death. I thought the plug-in would be blocked as soon as it arrived in my account."
In the West Lake Painted Boat, Chen Yiming drank a glass of dragon blood wine, smacked his lips, Ba Cuo, Su Hu, so happy!
After joining the chat group two days ago, Chen Yi immediately received Chen Yi's benefits, then beat Fa Hai until his head was covered with bruises, then he walked down the mountain, took off his cassock and put on a white suit, and then wiped it on his head. He was originally naked.
Hair sprouted from his head, and a handsome and troubled young man appeared in Hangzhou.
This dragon blood wine was brewed by Chen Yi from the world of How to Train Your Dragon. It is said to be brewed from Western dragons that contain the blood of true dragons. As for where his true dragon blood came from, it was naturally Chen Yi from the prequel world of Lotus Lantern.
Yiyi, after all, his wife is the fourth princess, it is very easy to get...a little bit of blood.
"This is life!"
Chen Yi picked up another piece of crocodile dog meat and put it into his mouth. This is a prehistoric animal from the world of the primitive people. It looks like a combination of a crocodile and a dog. It tastes quite chewy.
[Crayon Shin-chan]: I suddenly remembered a very strange question. Why do all the Chen Yis, even if they are not orphans, have the surname Chen? But why is the Chen Yi from Strange World in China named Wang?
Chen Yi:......
Although I know he is changing the subject, I still feel that what he said makes sense. Why is this? Everyone’s surname is Chen, why is your surname Wang?
[The Deer and the Cauldron]: I think Master Xing's "The Variety of Stars" can perfectly explain this point, and the story of "Wolverine" can also explain it.
【Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio】:......
What do you mean, I am not my father’s biological child?
[Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio]: Don’t just blame me, haven’t you yourself checked whether you are the biological child of your own parents?
Chen Yi from Liaozhai Strange World immediately retorted, everyone is Chen Yi and their DNA is the same. Could it be that your parents’ DNA is also the same?
[Harry Potter]: Okay, skip this meaningless topic, don’t be misled by these idiots.
Seeing the verbal abuses against the five idiots in the chat group, Chen Yi also cursed a few words. After all, it had only been two days since he obtained the plug-in, and the result told him that the plug-in had been blocked. How could he not be angry?
Rumble!
Suddenly, the sky above the West Lake was covered with dark clouds and heavy rain poured down, causing the boat to shake uncontrollably.
There's something evil about it!
Chen Yi walked out of the boat and looked at a pavilion by the lake. He saw two figures, one green and one white, waving to him.
"Sir, can you let us get into the boat to take shelter from the rain? This pavilion is drafty from all sides, and our sisters are almost getting wet."
Chen Yi:……
Which song do these two snake demons sing?
When he was going down the mountain two days ago, he happened to bump into these two snake demons. He took a photo and sent it to the chat group to show off, but he did not attack them.
Although I envy Chen Yi from the world of White Snake, he has just come down from the mountain. He has been imprisoned in Jinshan Temple for twenty years and is almost stupid. Naturally, he wants to go sightseeing and think about the major events in his life.
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He was very curious about why the two green and white snakes set up a trap to get into his boat, so he immediately shook the oar and moved towards the shore.
Because he was not interested in being a saint in front of others, Chen Yi directly paid for a boat, and then let the boat float down the river. At most, he only slightly adjusted the angle when it was about to hit the shore, while he was chatting in the group.
Blow the water and enjoy the beautiful scenery of the ancient West Lake while drinking.
"Thank you, sir. Are you alone?"
Bai Suzhen is dressed in white. Although she looks dignified and graceful, the charm in her bones is intoxicating. Her beautiful eyes give people a feeling of affection, as if she is not an outsider but her lover.
Chen Yi raised his eyebrows. There is something wrong with this snake demon. Could it be that he covets my beauty? Wait, this snake demon really may covet my beauty!
This version of Bai Suzhen didn't come to Xu Xian to repay her kindness. She simply thought that Xu Xian was an honest person who could take over, ah, no, she could be trusted with her for life, so she chose to hook up with Xu Xian.
"Yes, I like to drink West Lake alone, it makes me feel more peaceful physically and mentally."
Chen Yi slightly cupped his hands towards the two women and pointed to the stove where the wine was still being warmed: "You two girls, please sit at the table. There is a stove here, you can warm yourself up and drive away the cold."
"Thank you, sir!"
Before Bai Suzhen said anything, Xiaoqing sat directly over and looked at the dishes on the table.
"Young master is making me laugh. My sister and I haven't had lunch yet. Otherwise, we can pay for this table of food as a reward for sheltering from the rain."
Bai Suzhen conveniently put the blame on Xiao Qing's head and smiled faintly at Chen Yi.
Chen Yi:……
He seemed to be very upset after knowing the truth.
As snake demons who can cultivate into dragons, the two green and white snakes must have sensed the meager amount of true dragon blood contained in this table of delicacies, so they cast a spell to cut off their beards.
As for why Chen Yi's identity is not suspected, in fact, although this kind of thing is not common in the world of mythology, it is not unheard of. For example, many people have heard of koi repaying kindness. There are actually several versions, and some are koi.
Some become beauties and become wives of fishermen, while some just become good friends and give fish to fishermen.
But that’s the story behind the release of koi. Those that weren’t released naturally were cooked into vegetables.
Another example is that in many legends, mortals can even ascend in the daytime if they eat any heavenly material or earthly treasure. Therefore, in the eyes of the two green and white snakes, Chen Yi is just a very lucky young man who got a jar of good wine containing dragon blood.
"Well, I've already used my chopsticks on this table of food. Otherwise, I still have two bowls of lean meat soup here, which I originally planned to use as dinner."
Chen Yi curled up his lips, feeling a little bit evil, and took out a food box from under the table. After opening it, two bowls of fragrant lean meat soup appeared in front of the two women.
This is made by Liu Yiyi, the wife of Chen Yi in the world of Magic Sword Life and Death Chess. It has no special effect, it just smells good.
The two green and white snakes:......
It does smell delicious, but that’s not what they want to eat!
"Sir, can I drink some wine to warm myself up?"
In contrast, Xiao Qing was much more straightforward and immediately reached out to the jug.