Chapter 609 Oh, it's so annoying, what should I do if my wife ran away?
[Chi Zi Cheng Long]: Let me go, you didn’t kill Yi Xiaochuan. Yi Xiaochuan is a shame for a time traveler!
[The Legend of Two Dragons of the Tang Dynasty]: Yes, I hate this kind of Madonna the most. She always stands and talks without pain. If I don’t sacrifice him to heaven, are you worthy of being a time traveler?
[Qingman Siheyuan]: You should castrate him, and then take Yu Shu and Xiao Yue away, and by the way, take Gao Lan with you.
Some Chen Yi expressed their dissatisfaction with someone who let Yi Xiaochuan go so generously. This is not good at all. So does this group still need to exist?
[Myth]: What can I do? He has a face like Li Xiaoyao, so I can’t do anything!
Chen Yi:......
What he said makes sense!
There is a saying, although most people hate Yi Xiaochuan, they really don't have much hatred for a certain left-behind child named Xianjian.
[Ready Player One]: What kind of left-behind child is this? She got married long ago and gave birth to a daughter.
Chen Yi:???
[Devil Dad]: Is there such a thing? What is he trying to do?
Chen Yi and others expressed their incomprehension about this. After all, a certain person has more male fans than female fans. There is no need to worry that marriage will affect his career, and there is no need to engage in hidden marriages.
[One Person’s Martial Arts]: Don’t you understand this? It’s called personality. If the personality is gone, there will be no topic, and won’t his popularity drop?
[Pink Girl]: Impossible, I don’t believe it!
[One Person’s Martial Arts]: Think about it, when people saw Lao Hu in the past, they always teased him about when he would find a girlfriend. Now, when they see him, do they have nothing to say?
Chen Yi:......
It seems to be true.
[One Person’s Martial Arts]: I am in the entertainment industry, do you know? There is no one in the entertainment industry who is clean these days.
[How to Train Your Dragon]: Hey, if you put it this way, Jay Chou and Lao Hu, whom we have always admired, are actually...
[Ready Player One]: You don’t know this, right? Actually...
[The Shocking Thieves]: Shut up, don’t talk, I don’t want to hear it, everything that didn’t happen is all fake, fake!
【Ready Player One】:......
Well, although his world is the future world, who can say for sure about the future? If someone said twenty years ago that you don’t need to bring money when you go out, but you can travel all over China with a mobile phone, Chen Yi himself wouldn’t believe it, so
Regarding the celebrity scandal in his world, he himself is not sure whether it will happen in the world he originally lived in.
[Myth]: Oh, I’m so annoyed. What should I do if my wife runs away?
After returning to Peixian County and tampering with the memories of people in Peixian County who knew Lu Gong's family, Chen Yi took his wife, aunt and father-in-law to travel to the modern timeline, and then used his money power to buy a large villa and prepare to live a happy life with his wife.
A life without shame.
It's just that although he accepted the modern knowledge given by Chen Yi, knowing and seeing are two different concepts. Therefore, Lu Pheasant is not interested in a shameless life for the time being. Instead, he wanders around the world hungry, seeming to have awakened the uniqueness of women.
of superpowers.
It's quite outrageous. With Chen Yi's ability, Chen Yi can make whatever Lu Pheasant wants on the spot, but Lu Pheasant just likes to go shopping. What's even more outrageous is that she doesn't want to buy it, just wants to take a look.
On the other hand, Lu Su was a little quieter and fell in love with reading. She would hold a book and read it attentively every day.
As for Mr. Lu, he was like any other old man in the park. He would go out for a walk every day and then go home on time for dinner, leading a new life of retirement.
[Fifths of Flowers]: At this time, you need to make the other party feel a sense of crisis. For example, if you get closer to a girl, she will be jealous. Then she will stare at you closely and try to squeeze you dry.
It is said that Chen Yi from the fifth-quarter Huayue World has successfully captured Nakano Satsuki and Nakano Yotsuba. He feels that he is already a successful scumbag. It is necessary to teach the newcomers and let them know how powerful the seniors are.
【Myth】: It makes sense!
Chen Yi deeply felt that although he and Lu Zhi had been married for several years, as the saying goes, three years of pain and seven years of itch should be a little fresh in married life, otherwise both parties would find it boring.
[The Legend of White Snake]: But she will find that the cow is the same as the sky, but the earth is always the same piece of land. In the end, she will find a way to drag that woman into the water.
【myth】:???
[You also need to fall in love with middle school students]: My suggestion is to be a sister, that feeling...
【myth】:???
No, I'm talking about how to maintain a good relationship between husband and wife, not about having a harem, you bastard!
[My Superman Girlfriend]: Does it make a difference?
Chen Yi from My Superman Ex-Girlfriend World said that since his physical fitness has improved significantly, it is not him who is lying on the bed to recuperate, but Jenny. For this reason, she has to drag some good sisters into the water.
[The Powerpuff Girls]: You guys really went too far to do such a thing.
[Transformers]: Officer, I don’t like hearing what you are saying. I didn’t break the law and I didn’t commit bigamy, so why didn’t I just find more girlfriends? Which law prohibits me from finding more girls?
friend's?
【The Powerpuff Girls】:......
[Detective Conan]: Hahaha, I succeeded, I am finally with Haibara Ai!
Just when Chen Yi was discussing the topic of the harmonious relationship between husband and wife to the topic of the chat group being harmonized, a completely unexpected person suddenly spoke.
Chen Yi:......
[Sheep-Herding Star]: No, even if you and Haiyuan Ai are together, you can only have a platonic love. Why, do you still want to have a real fight?
[Initial D]: It’s really hard to tell, after all, children nowadays are so precocious...
Chen Yi's expressions became a little subtle. Hiss, could it be that Chen Yi from the world of detectives actually attacked Hui Yuan Ai? What a beast!
[The Powerpuff Girls]: This is an illegal act. You should surrender. My suggestion is the death penalty.
【Detective Conan】:……
[Detective Conan]: Bastard! Don’t slander me, I mean I have successfully become an adult and am no longer a shota!
As soon as this statement came out, everyone Chen Yi looked surprised. You must know that as early as after opening the chat group, Chen Yi, who turned into a child, began to save himself, such as directly ripening his own body, and other examples of imitating the Avengers
Ant-Man in 4 lets time travel through his body and turns himself into an adult...
But in the end, everything failed, because the body in the material world can change, but his soul is still the same as that child.
[Teacher Hell]: Hey! You can crack this, coach, I want to learn!
[Crayon Shin-chan]: Coach, I want to learn too!
[Initial D]: Coach, I want to learn too!
Chen Yi:???
Why do you, an adult, learn this trick?
[Initial D]: Don’t you understand this? After you become smaller, everything in front of you will become huge. The mountain peaks will turn into giant peaks, the canyon will turn into an abyss, and the cherries will turn into tomatoes...
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Chen Yi:......
I always feel that there is something wrong with this statement, but if I think about it carefully, there is nothing wrong with it.