Chapter 615: Immortals Cause Trouble, Mortals Are Blame
Journey to the East world!
"Well said!"
Chen Yi couldn't help but exclaimed, "Well done, the Eight Immortals are just eight lunatics!"
"What are you yelling about? Do you still want to practice?"
Opposite Chen Yi, a slovenly old man holding an iron cane was startled and angry.
Traveling to the world of Journey to the East, after his blind date with He Xiangu failed, Chen Yi's initial idea was to imitate Zhang Guolao and secretly drink pangolin's thousand-year-old Polygonum multiflorum to become an immortal. However, after some struggle, he gave up.
Many people sympathize with pangolins, thinking that he was not bad at first, but was gradually forced to become a demon by the Eight Immortals.
This is true. After all, not to mention his love brain, Tieguai Li Zhuxian's discrimination against his status alone shows the problem. Except for He Xiangu, few of these people think highly of him at all.
But the pangolin is not a good person from beginning to end, or a good monster. When he appears on the stage, he wants to eat the little ginseng essence and the old ginseng essence directly. You must know that the little ginseng essence and the old ginseng essence are just like him, they are both intelligent and have their own thinking.
life.
Chen Yi is not one of the destined Eight Immortals like Zhang Guolao. Zhang Guolao could drink Polygonum multiflorum for a thousand years and become an immortal. But if he drank Polygonum multiflorum for a thousand years, he might just be like Fei Changfang's mother and wife, who would simply live forever.
It’s just ageless. You must know that Pangolin cooked Thousand-year-old Polygonum multiflorum originally planned to add the ginseng spirit ancestor and grandson, but it just let him escape.
It sounds like a good thing, but the question is what if the pangolin wants to take revenge? What if he thinks that by eating himself he can reabsorb the medicinal power of the thousand-year-old Polygonum multiflorum?
Moreover, he didn’t know when the pangolin cooked the Thousand-year Polygonum multiflorum, let alone that he cooked the Thousand-year Polygonum multiflorum in the wild. This was in the ancient world, and it was still a mythical version. Don’t get the pangolin’s Thousand-year Polygonum multiflorum cooked by monsters instead.
Become a human and drink soup.
So he turned his attention to the Eight Immortals. He remembered that He Xiangu thought about turning a pangolin into an immortal. Although she failed in the end, it showed that the Eight Immortals were also capable of turning others into immortals.
But how to convert the Eight Immortals was another question. Then he thought of a little trick, tricking Tieguai Li into accepting an apprentice and letting Fei Changfang see what he was capable of.
Tieguai Li felt that Chen Yi's suggestion was very reasonable, but he also stated directly that Chen Yi had no chance of becoming an immortal and could only teach him a few small spells.
Chen Yi had no idea about this and could only comfort himself that he was a time traveler and a time traveler would become an immortal. Isn't that a matter of course?
It's just that the story later, just like how he almost passed the exam in the chat group before, Fan Jin was really dizzy from the torment of this true ascetic training method.
[Shengui Boyzi]: Yes, immortality is good, but I still like the world of mortals.
Compared with Chen Yi from Journey to the East who almost cultivated himself into Fan Jin by cultivating immortality, Chen Yi from the World of Gods and Ghosts is so awesome that he directly became a god!
Of course, the Japanese god...
They are said to be gods, but they are actually monsters. As for the god Chen Yi, there is only a small shrine. The shrine maiden is not a graceful lady with a skirt cut to the top of her thighs, but a wrinkled face.
old woman.
However, Chen Yi didn't care about this. After all, instead of worrying about whether the shrine maiden in his own shrine is a beautiful girl, he would rather worry about the shrine next door called Yujujudodo. If the ex-ghost inside gets hungry one day, he will eat him in one bite.
If so, wouldn’t he be a god in vain?
[Fast and Furious]: It's a pity that he is actually a ghost boy. I remember that in the Japanese Shinto setting, the ghost is a beautiful big sister.
The story of "Shengui Boyzi" is that Xiao Ming accidentally summoned the former ghost, one of the most powerful ghosts and gods in the world at that time, who his ancestor Xiaojiao had successfully conquered. Then with the help of the former ghost, he destroyed the parasitic beast and rescued the parasitic beast.
The story of a man possessed by fruit.
As for Chen Yi in the world of Fast and Furious, there is not much to say. He is just a car mechanic who helps his family and friends modify their cars, such as installing an aerospace engine on the car.
[Kamiki Doji]: I remember that in the Kamikidoji manga, she appears as a female, but in the anime, she appears as a male. Wait, I’m going to find out.
Chen Yi from the World of Ghost Boy said that since he had paid all the cheats, he naturally needed to verify his childhood confusion.
[Initial D]@[Fast and Furious]: Your driving skills are not good, but you actually use an aero engine. If you want to use it, use Giselle!
[Fast and Furious]: Gisele? There’s nothing special about her Porsche?
As a simple newcomer, he naturally cannot understand what a certain LSP is saying.
[Initial D]: It’s great to drive Gisele. Then you can drive a car, like Wonder Woman, the Queen’s Stepmother, etc. Wouldn’t that be very exciting?
【fast and Furious】:……
My god, my car hurts so much. Please apologize to the second dimension, you bastard!
"what happened again?"
Seeing that Chen Yi's expression was distorted and he seemed to be smiling but not smiling, Tieguai Li was confused. He counted with his fingers...and couldn't figure out anything.
The reason why he accepted Chen Yi as his disciple was not just to stimulate Fei Changfang, but the bigger reason was that he couldn't figure out Chen Yi's heel and he seemed to appear out of thin air, which made him think that Chen Yi might be one of the Eight Immortals.
After being reincarnated, he was accepted as a half-disciple, yes, half, the anonymous kind.
"Master, there is something I don't understand."
In the past, he didn't dare to ask if he didn't have the confidence. Now that there is a chat group, Chen Yi feels that it is necessary to ask.
"When the Green Ox Spirit shot Qiao Town to cause trouble, you said it was a mortal matter, and you immortals shouldn't interfere, right?"
Seeing Chen Yi's serious expression, Tieguai Li couldn't help but frown, but he still nodded and said: "That's right, we immortals cannot interfere in mortal affairs."
"But the problem is that the green bull spirit is Taishang Laojun's mount. This is the fault of you immortals. Why should mortals suffer?"
Chen Yi asked again.
The reason why the Green Ox Spirit descended to earth was because Tieguai Li had a fight with the Bull Boy, so he found a chance to escape. As a result, the Bull Boy reentered the reincarnation and became Han Zhongli.
But the problem is, it’s true that Han Zhongli was unlucky. Why should a deity get into trouble and a mortal should take the blame?
After the Qingniu spirit descended to earth, it was enough to build his own statue, but the talismans and other things he sold were all fake, and it was completely a scam. Fei Changfang demolished his temple as an act of justice, but Qingniu was killed because of it.
The spirit takes revenge, but the gods in the sky watch Fei Changfang and his family being tortured by the Qingniu spirit.
To put it bluntly, you want to sharpen Fei Changfang, but this has nothing to do with mortals. Mortals have provoked you. They were killed by Qingniu Jing’s fake talismans. Fei Changfang’s mother was even beaten and vomited blood.
, just because they are people under Fei Changfang's rule, and because she is Fei Changfang's mother?
And it’s not like they learned this later. They even thought that they would be in trouble when they arrived at Fei Changfang, but in the end they chose to stand aside one by one, euphemistically not interfering in human affairs.
"How do you know that Qingniu Jing is Taishang Laojun's mount?"
Tieguai Li said in amazement that the Green Bull Spirit was in the mortal world in private. Of course, the Green Bull Spirit himself would not tell others that he was a mount. Instead, he claimed to be a god and made a bull-headed statue for people to worship him.
"Don't worry so much. Just tell me why it was you gods who caused the trouble. Why should we mortals suffer from it?"