Chapter 621 Didn't I Tell You, This Is Called Bone Crushing Therapy
"What did Tathagata Buddha just say to you?" Tieguai Li walked to Chen Yi and asked curiously.
In the end, Tathagata Buddha walked away angrily. He had no choice but to fight and fight, and couldn't stop talking. What else could he do?
However, he was not worried that Chen Yi would not take action. After all, with Chen Yi's jealous attitude, it was obviously impossible for the Tongtian leader not to provoke him.
"He said he was very disappointed in you and planned to talk to Taishang Laojun and make you a wheelchair."
Chen Yi said casually.
"Stop talking nonsense and respect Tathagata Buddha."
Tieguai Li's eyes twitched. He was only lame in one leg. What kind of wheelchair was he using? Could it be that he wanted to compromise his other leg?
"I'm not afraid that you won't understand the importance of this. I'm trying to protect you."
Tieguai Li felt very innocent. The reason why he said that in front of Tathagata Buddha was probably to teach this disobedient disciple a lesson for Tathagata. But the result was good. This disciple actually fought with Tathagata Buddha, and finally killed him.
The blame was placed on his head.
"But speaking of it, Tieguai Li, I didn't have the nerve to ask before, why are you still a cripple after becoming an immortal?"
Chen Yi looked at Tieguai Li's left leg curiously. He remembered that he had seen a joke a long time ago, saying that Tieguai Li sold medicine and said that the medicine in his gourd could cure all diseases. Then someone asked him, since
Your medicine is so effective, then why don't you use your medicine to treat your legs?
"You used to call me master."
Tieguai Li murmured. In the past, he disliked Chen Yi for his poor strength and wouldn't let him call him master, but Chen Yi had the nerve to call him master. Now that Chen Yi has become stronger, he feels a little lost if he doesn't call him master.
Of course, it is also possible that his next story made him sad: "Back then, I was invited by the Supreme Lord to go to the Huashan Immortal Meeting..."
To put it simply, his soul left his body and went to find the Supreme Lord. He ordered his disciples to burn his body if he did not come back within seven days. As a result, on the sixth day, his mother was critically ill and he died.
Xiaodao burned his body half a day in advance, and Tieguai Li had no choice but to find a dead body to resurrect, which is what he looks like now.
"I know this, but haven't you become an immortal?"
Chen Yi is still puzzled. You have become an immortal, and Taishang Laojun is an expert in alchemy. Isn't it normal to treat that leg?
"Because this is already my immortal body."
Tieguai Li sighed. When he became an immortal, he became an immortal with this body. In addition, most of the eight immortals' transformation process was through ripening. Each one was more casual than the other, such as Lan Caihe.
Sun Wukong penetrated his two hundred years of skill, and the opponent immediately became an immortal.
"I understand, my body is finalized!"
Chen Yi nodded, and then continued: "Then you will need a wheelchair even more!"
Tieguai Li:???
"I'm telling you, I can cure your lameness. Do you know about bone-crushing therapy?"
Chen Yi put his arm around Tieguai Li's shoulders, looking like he was taking care of everything. This is really not nonsense. There are already many successful cases in modern medicine. To put it simply, it is to break the crooked bones.
, let them grow back on track.
Bone fragmentation therapy?
Tieguai Li shuddered. Although he didn't know what bone crushing therapy was, he felt pain in his left leg when he heard the name. He shook his head repeatedly and used crutches to distance himself from Chen Yi: "No, no, no, I'm like this
It’s pretty good, I’m used to it.”
"No, my skills are pretty good, trust me!"
Chen Yi was a little dissatisfied and said, if you hadn't taught me some magic, I wouldn't have cared whether you were lame or not.
Well, this is definitely not an excuse to put Tieguai Li in a wheelchair!
"Chen Yi, have you become an immortal?"
On the side, He Xiangu finally couldn't help her curiosity and asked. She has not become an immortal yet, but is just an ordinary person, so she is still looking forward to becoming an immortal.
"It depends on how you view the concept of immortals."
Chen Yi explained: "In terms of strength, my strength is far superior to that of most immortals, but in terms of being canonized by heaven, then I have not become an immortal now."
He Xiangu nodded in understanding, and then asked: "Then can you accept me as your disciple?"
In less than a year since the blind date with Chen Yi, Chen Yi has transformed from an ordinary mahjong parlor owner into a god who can compete with Tathagata Buddha. Naturally, He Xiangu wants to imitate Chen Yi and become a god.
That's right, Chen Yi in this world is a mahjong parlor owner. He is only responsible for renting and selling mahjong and does not participate in gambling.
"I will accept you as my disciple. I remember that you seem to have become the disciple of Jiutian Xuannv, right?"
Chen Yi touched his chin and looked at the long sword in He Xiangu's hand. It was outrageous to say that He Xiangu stayed at Jiutian Xuannv Temple to save Fei Changfang and worshiped Jiutian Xuannv for help. As a result, Jiutian Xuannv gave it to her.
A Xuannv sword, and then she became Jiutian Xuannv's apprentice.
If you don't teach swordsmanship and magic, you give me a Xuannv sword that was slapped away by a green bull spirit. How do you call me a disciple?
Of course, there is also a possibility that He Xiangu was the disciple of Jiutian Xuannv in her previous life, just like Lu Dongbin was the disciple of Taishang Laojun in his previous life, and Bull Boy was also the disciple of Donghua Shangxian in his previous life, and Bull Boy's
Zhongli, the first Han Dynasty, was Lu Dongbin’s master...
"Your circle is really chaotic."
Hey, if you calculate it like this, Lu Dongbin has to call his master, and Han Zhongli is also his master. As for Taishang Laojun, with Lu Dongbin as the anchor, Bull Boy and Taishang Laojun are both Lu Dongbin's masters, and they are equals.
, but Lu Dongbin is Bull Boy’s master, Taishang Laojun has become Bull Boy’s master...
The loop is closed, family!
Chen Yi murmured, feeling that it was so easy for these gods to become disciples, and that Zhang Guolao, for a bite to eat, became the disciple of the Third Princess Long. Shouldn't he be said to be a glutton for Xiu?
"What do you want to advise me?"
He Xiangu thought that Chen Yi was trying to impress her, so she couldn't help but feel refreshed.
"Oh, if you want to become an immortal, you must have supreme perseverance, and you must also have the courage to wield a sword against the strong. Do you have it?"
Chen Yi came back to his senses, patted He Xiangu on the shoulder and encouraged him.
"have!"
He Xiangu's eyes were firm and she clenched the Xuannv Sword in her hand.
"Did you see that person running away?"
Chen Yi pointed his finger and ran towards Fei Changfang's family, and Tieguai Li, who persisted in deceiving Fei Changfang into becoming a fairy.
"Uh, I saw it."
He Xiangu still knew Tieguai Li, and knew that he was an immortal, but wielding a knife at a strong man was a bit too strong, because he was an immortal!
"Go over and cut off his legs, and I will teach you how to become an immortal."
He Xiangu:......
Is this a way to become a demon? How can an immortal cut off someone's leg, let alone a lame person's leg? Isn't it too immoral?
"Didn't I tell you, this is called bone fragmentation therapy."
What you are doing is obviously corpse dismemberment therapy, okay!
Seeing He Xiangu looking at him with a speechless expression, Chen Yi took out a watch and patted He Xiangu's wrist, encouraging him: "You have been strengthened, come on!"
