Chapter 623 How can you let her go because she is young?
"That, Chen Yi, watch..."
Seeing Tieguai Li flying away, He Xiangu hurriedly reminded Chen Yi.
Good guy, this is the way you walk!
"Don't use it indiscriminately."
Chen Yijiang threw the watch to He Xiangu again and casually explained, but with He Xiangu's character, he would not use it indiscriminately.
"knew!"
Putting the watch on her wrist and feeling the powerful force, Aunt He Xian smiled happily and stood up to catch up with Tieguai Li.
Chen Yi shook his head and followed...
"I always feel like I've forgotten something..."
Following Tieguai Li to the General's Mansion of Fei Changfang, Chen Yi looked at everyone, Fei's mother, Zhenniang, and Fei Changfang. The whole family was not lost. He Xiangu flew over by herself, and his master, well,
No one is lost!
"Brother Chen, let's have a nice drink today!"
After Fei Changfang settled down with his family, he approached Chen Yi and invited him warmly.
"Okay, today we brothers will eat meat and drink wine!"
Since the other party warmly invited Chen Yi, it was naturally impossible for Chen Yi to refuse.
"Wait, no meat allowed!"
Tieguai Li was furious when he heard this, how could a cultivator eat meat?
"It's easy to talk about. Let me tell you, there is a dog meat town next door to us, and the dog meat sold in that town tastes amazing!"
In Chen Yi's mind, he couldn't help but think of the plot of Lu Dongbin educating Roaring Dog in the original plot. That plot... was quite the Virgin.
To put it simply, Lu Dongbin relied on his words, saying that dogs are the friends of mankind, so that the people in the town where dog meat was sold woke up and started selling vegetarian food.
Not to mention whether we should eat dog meat or not, a topic that cannot be discussed for three days and three nights. In a town that sells dog meat for a living, if you suddenly ask them to sell vegetarian food, how many people in this town will lose their jobs because of this?
If you think about it, you will know it.
Also, Lu Dongbin ran to use magic to save the empress dowager and let the lecherous emperor be a good emperor. It seems logical, but if you think about it carefully, it is nonsense.
Not to mention the general Mo Xie was summoned to the palace on the day of his wedding. In order not to be separated and die in love, the emperor sent officers and soldiers to capture the civilian girls into the palace every three days. Not to mention how many civilian girls were ruined for life, and even more
Some even lost their lives because of it, but as a result, education is enough, which is totally off the mark!
There is also Long San’s mother Chun Ying. She was good at abandoning evil and doing good, but many people were killed by her, such as refining the Ten Thousand Ghost Flags. Although she ended up in the belly of a pangolin, she was
How to count the people she killed?
The result was that she put down the butcher knife and became a Buddha immediately, but those who were killed were reincarnated. By the way, maybe they would be rich in the next life. They made a lot of money, right?
"Okay, let's eat dog meat!"
Thinking of this, Chen Yi couldn't help but said viciously, even if the Roaring Sky Dog comes today, he will still eat dog meat!
"Can gods eat meat?"
He Xiangu blinked and said curiously, she is really a mortal now, so naturally she does not understand the things of gods, let alone not eating meat herself and deceiving pangolins not to eat meat like in the original plot.
"Of course, what the gods value is to be carefree and at ease? If this is not allowed and that is not allowed, then wouldn't that make you a monk?"
Chen Yi also looked at He Xiangu with a puzzled expression. This is common sense!
"It seems...that's the truth."
He Xiangu suddenly fell into a daze. Although she had heard from Tieguai Li that immortals forbid meat eating, she still felt something was wrong. Now that she thought about it carefully, it seemed that this routine was a monk's practice!
Wait, monk?
He Xiangu saw the ring on Tieguai Li's head, and an idea suddenly flashed in her mind, so Tieguai Li was a monk?
Good guy, practicing immortality almost turned me into a nun!
He Xiangu immediately distanced herself from Tieguai Li, feeling that she had been deceived.
A group of people ignored Tieguai Li's protest and started drinking and eating meat in Fei Mansion. They were so happy. Chen Yi even served several plates of dragon meat. Now even Tieguai Li couldn't help it. After all, Zhang Guolao
Drinking Polygonum multiflorum for thousands of years can make you become an immortal. If you taste this dragon meat for a few times, won’t your magic power increase slowly?
Seeing Tieguai Li sitting in a wheelchair, eating dragon meat and drinking spiritual wine, Chen Yi smiled with satisfaction, this is a god!
[Absolute Plan]: I just packed up ROSE and sent it to the police station.
【Journey to the East】: ROSE? What is that?
Chen Yi couldn't help but pause while holding dog meat with his chopsticks, his head filled with questions.
[Stupid Girl]: They are the five Pepsi killers trained by X.
What a Pepsi killer!
Only then did Chen Yi remember that in the Absolute Plan, ROSE was a female team called a star group, but actually a killer group. They liked to wear blue leather holsters and ultra-short leather pants when killing people.
[Prince of Tennis]: I remember that Rose seemed to be Aden’s girlfriend. If you packed them up and sent them to the police station, what would Adin do?
[The Powerpuff Girls]: This statement is wrong. Even if Rose is Arden's girlfriend, and she was not even the one who committed the murder, she is still an accomplice. How can we let her go just because she is young?
[Initial D]: Yes, we need to educate her well, such as taking off her defenseless combat uniform and letting her know that it can't even defend against bare-handed attacks.
Chen Yi:......
Are you sure the education you are talking about is the same kind of education as The Powerful Cop?
And with your bare-handed attacks, I always feel like there is something behind your words...
[Avatar]: What's this? I have collected evidence of RDA's illegal mining of minerals from alien civilizations and have now sent it to the Earth Federation's alien human rights agency.
Let me go, is there such an institution?
But if you think about it carefully, it seems reasonable. When humans were struggling on the earth, there were various animal protection agencies. After leaving the earth, we must set up an alien protection agency!
Chen Yi took a sip of the flat peach wine from Calabash World and felt that Chen Yi's life in the chat group was really colorful.
[Fast and Furious]: I really envy you, I can only drive.
Chen Yi from the Fast and Furious world said he was quite envious because he could only make a living by modifying his car.
[Initial D]: Why, you haven’t driven Gisele yet?
[Fast and Furious]: No, but recently Monica came to me to apply for a job for some reason, and I think she was making secret glances at me.
Nonsense, anyone who puts an airplane engine in a car will be investigated by the police!
By the way, how did this guy get this thing before he got a chat group!
【天行九歌】: Monica? I know her. The scene where the girl lights up a cigarette is indeed a good car!
[Fast and Furious]: That's "The Beautiful Legend of Sicily", forget it, just be happy.
[Love Mansion Siheyuan]: Brother, don’t be a coward, it’s just sugar-coated bullets, eat the sugar-coating and throw the bullets back!
【Fast and Furious】: How about I try?
【Deadly Magic】: Children can be taught!
[One Person's Martial Arts]: Come on, these female agents like to use their bodies to get information. It's time to let them know that your information is worth hundreds of millions!
How can it be repaired? The person who joined the chat group at the same time as me has already found a target. Fei Changfang, who is my brother-in-law, also has a wife, but I am still a bachelor now!
Chen Yi immediately looked around and finally turned his attention to He Xiangu.