Chapter 861 If you want to live a good life, you must have some filter in your life
"Thank you for your cooperation. We will dispose of this gun properly."
Chen Yi looked at the gun as he listened, and his mouth twitched as he listened to the official words spoken by the police. I don't know what year this gun was from. Even if you don't dispose of it, no one would dare to play with it.
However, Zhong Xiaoqin said that he would hand it over to the country, so Chen Yi could only agree to hand it over and follow Zhong Xiaoqin to take the gun to the police station.
[Super Body]: No, can't anyone help me think of a way?
In the chat group, the newcomer who joined the chat group at the same time as him is still asking for help. After time travel, he was just an ordinary oyster omelette vendor. One day when he was selling oyster omelette, he saw a blond foreign girl and was suddenly shocked.
For heaven's sake, although this girl is dressed slovenly and her hair is messy, she is no different from a beggar... In fact, it is similar. You think that people in beautiful countries live in big houses, but they can really afford to live in big houses.
It’s almost the same as in China. It’s a standard feature for rich people. Most people live on a paycheck and even like to spend excessive amounts of money. This is why so many people in beautiful countries go bankrupt as soon as they lose their jobs.
Well, he is similar to Gu Jia in this world.
All in all, this girl looks very down and out. She came to Taiwan not to travel, but to work, specifically to play the role of a beautiful Chinese executive.
That's right, when you watch those urban dramas, in order to show how awesome the protagonist is, there will be a group of blond and blue-eyed foreigners touting him. Although their acting skills are terrible, although their Chinese only knows hello and goodbye, it doesn't matter.
They are foreigners, and there will always be people who fall for this.
However, Taiwan is only a small place, and the entertainment industry is only so big. Lucy is a bad student. She can’t even say hello and goodbye in Chinese. Her life is so tight that she can’t even eat a meal of oyster omelette.
It's time for a big dinner.
It stands to reason that Chen Yi would not attack such a woman no matter how blind she was, but he couldn't resist the fact that she looked like a widowed sister and had the bonus of being a star, so Chen Yi took her to visit Maxbonwe and dressed her up.
Now, well, she looks more like a widowed sister.
[Wandering Earth]: No, you heard her say her name was Lucy, and you didn’t react?
The identity of Chen Yi in the world of "The Wandering Earth" is similar to that of Chen Yi in the world of "Super Body", except that one sells oyster omelette and the other sells earthworm omelette.
[Super Body]: She asked me to call her Johnson at first, but I didn’t know that was her last name!
Chen Yi from the world of "Super Body" was speechless and choked. Before time travel, he was a programmer. He was addicted to his career as a coder every day. How could he have time to communicate with foreigners? How did he know that foreigners were called by surnames in the first place?
I thought I had met Scarlett who had not yet become famous, or from a parallel world!
What's more, Chen Yi had no intention of marrying anything other than Lucy. He just thought about it. Even if they broke up, it would bring honor to the country. But who would have thought that after they got into bed, she would say her name was Lucy.
[Super Body]: I think she is lying to me, maybe she wants to eat me and evolve.
Although due to his intervention, Lucy had no chance of being deceived by her boyfriend into becoming a drug mule, this does not mean that Lucy cannot become a god, because in the later period, Lucy was everywhere, beyond time, and could be said to have transformed into the way of heaven.
And such a being suddenly discovered that a time traveler appeared in his own universe. Why not study it carefully?
[Super Body]: So it’s not me who cheated, but Lucy who cheated, but she pretended to be the victim.
Neither of you are good birds!
Chen Yi opened the passenger seat and asked Zhong Xiaoqin to sit down. Then he sat in the driver's seat and cursed while driving.
[Only thirty]: Then what do you have to worry about? Lucy in the later stage is completely a super artificial intelligence and has lost human emotions. Until she studies you thoroughly, you are absolutely safe.
The chat group is here again, and there are new surprises every day. Why is Lucy so willing to eat Chen Yi up?
【Super Body】: But how can I find a girlfriend like this?
Chen Yi:......
Scum!
[Super Body]: What a scumbag. Whose girlfriend is always in a state of absolute sanity? It is no different from an inflatable one. It is at best a silicone robot, which is even more outrageous than a sex doll.
To be fair, okay? Although Lucy around him has mixed feelings, and she was happy enough to unlock a few moves while shopping at Magsbonnet, but maybe Lucy was just pretending, and her real mood was actually calm.
I don't even want to laugh.
Fuck, it’s quite scary to think about it!
Chen Yi shuddered and glanced at Zhong Xiaoqin next to him. Fortunately, this girl is stupid and looks easy to deceive. She is definitely not pretending.
[DC]: Be bold, Lucy said she is everywhere, and there is a Big Bang in the movie finale, maybe she is actually the entire universe, and you live in her body.
[Initial D]: Hiss, you mean, Lucy is his mother, and he gave Lucy to...a beast!
【Super Body】:......
Can this crappy car be driven?
[Man in Black]: As the saying goes, if you want to live a good life, you must filter your life. If you are more serious, you will lose. My world is still a glass ball. What did I say?
In "Men in Black", the 'Orion' carried by Prince Rosberg of Aquilon is the real Orion, not a gem called 'Orion'. Although the earth is not part of Orion, it is in the spiral arm of Orion.
, so there is nothing wrong with saying that his world is a glass ball.
Chen Yi and others can only comfort the newcomers. They really have no choice. After all, even Chen Yi in the Marvel world can only achieve such achievements by relying on Wanda's dimensional engine, but Chen Yi in the "Super Body" world wants to
To build a dimensional engine, it depends on whether Lucy agrees or not.
[Only thirty]: Let’s try it. What if Lucy loses her head?
Chen Yi remembers reading a Zhutianliu novel a long time ago. The protagonist pushed Lucy down like a newcomer and started a harem. If others can succeed, there is no reason why Chen Yi can't succeed!
[Super Body]: Come on, you think I’m stupid!
This is a grab for control of the universe, and Lucy is in an absolutely sane state. If Chen Yi dares to bring up this idea, Lucy will dare to nip the danger in the bud.
"arrive!"
Chen Yi was multitasking, blowing water and driving at the same time, and finally came to a sales office.
"Hey, what are you doing here?"
Zhong Xiaoqin got out of the car and found that it was not her own home or Chen Yi's home, and she said strangely.
"We are planning to get married, so I plan to buy a villa to live in."
The plug-ins are all online, so Chen Yi naturally doesn't intend to wrong himself, especially in an urban area like his, so of course he has to spend a lot of money.
As for getting a suite like Gu Jia did, Chen Yi said that really rich people buy whatever suite they want. Everyone lives in big houses, okay?
In fact, the wives' circle that Gu Jia saw was at best a circle of nouveau riche. The really rich people don't say whether they have the time to drink afternoon tea every day. Even if they want to show off, they won't take photos to show off, as a certain Cong said.
When I make friends, I never care whether they have money or not. They are not rich anyway, so taking photos to show off their wealth is a waste of time. In the eyes of truly wealthy people, this kind of showing off is too low.
