Chapter 968 Even a pervert like me thinks you are a pervert.
【Prison Break】@【The Walking Dead】:U1S1, Wayne Callis is really good.
[The Walking Dead]: Of course, we are one of our own, why would I lie to you?
[White Snake: Origin]: 6, but I still like Xiaobai and Xiaoqing, so I killed the snake mother.
[Legend of Swordsman]: It's such a waste for you to do this. You must know that Snake Mother is the best-looking character in "White Snake: Origin"!
[Zootopia]: I think Boss Baoqing is the best. Not only is he Furui, but he is also a legal loli. What does Xiaobai Xiaoqing mean? A real man should be the man of Boss Baoqing!
[Prequel to Baolian Lantern]: Shut up, you perverts have no right to speak!
【Zootopia】:......
[Zootopia]: Everyone is a pervert, why do you treat me like this?
[Initial D]: Of course it’s because even a pervert like me thinks you are a pervert.
【Zootopia】:......
Early the next morning, Chen Yi opened the chat group at any time and watched Chen Yi's daily bragging, and these Chen Yi happened to be the Chen Yi who joined the chat group at the same time as him.
Chen Yi in the world of "Prison Break" did not go to jail like the protagonist. Instead, he was a prison guard and had a good relationship with Caris, so Chen Yi in the world of "The Walking Dead" began to fool him and let him join the ranks of scumbags.
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Chen Yi, who had just joined the chat group, refused. After all, he was a serious person. However, Caris happened to be Lori Grimes in the world of "The Walking Dead", the wife who cheated on the protagonist. Chen Yi traveled through time
Later, substitute Sean Walsh helped her deal with her loneliness.
At that time, the apocalypse broke out, zombies were everywhere, and people were in panic, so everyone adhered to the principle of carpe diem, and Chen Yi was no exception, and then he inexplicably established the Xiangmomo in the team.
There is no way, don’t read what some books say about foreign children carrying backpacks weighing tens of kilograms off-road, and survival in the wilderness is not a problem, but the reality is that if you turn the map of the beautiful country upside down and show it to the beautiful Chinese people on the street, no
I dare say that nine out of ten people cannot recognize that this is their own country, but at least half of them cannot recognize that this is their own map.
As for survival in the wilderness, that's more of a matter of course. It's no problem if you let them use a gun to hunt, but how to build a safe house, how to keep it as quiet as possible, and how to avoid being surrounded by zombies is a bit difficult for them.
For example, Claire in "Resident Evil" is a nice person, but she can only drive a convoy around the world, and she relies entirely on picking up supplies. The life of a group of people is worse than that of Chen Yi alone.
In the end, although Chen Yi in the world of "Prison Break" refused in every possible way, under the series of swimsuit photos in the world of "The Walking Dead", he finally couldn't help but make a move on Caris. There was no way, she was too big.
Of course, as someone who robbed someone else, Chen Yi took the opportunity to freeze Captain's brother Heat Wave. Oh no, it was Michael Scofield's brother Lincoln Bruce who cleared his name, saving these people from digging tunnels... Although he likes tea very much.
Bao this character, but let this scumbag stay in jail.
Chen Yi in the world of "White Snake: Origin" has nothing to say. He is a member of the snake-catching village, but considering that catching snakes is risky, he thought over and over again and finally decided to lead the villagers to sell candied haws!
Under normal circumstances, he couldn't make much money selling candied haws, but he thought of the tricks used by the candied haws sellers when he was a kid, playing lottery!
Get a wooden stick and let people draw lots. If you point one, you will get one candied haws, if you point two, you will get two. If you are lucky, you may even get three!
As soon as this lottery method that included a bit of gambling appeared in Yongzhou, it attracted a lot of people instantly and made the snake catching village a huge profit. Of course, this way of making money was quickly copied by others, but
Fortunately, Chen Yi also made his first pot of gold. Just when he was planning to invest in Xu Xuan to open a pharmacy and lead the people in the snake-catching village to make a fortune, the chat group went online.
What?
You let Xu Xuan go fall in love with Xiaobai?
Or maybe I should fall in love instead of Xu Xuan?
That is of course too dangerous!
Although Chen Yi really wants to cultivate immortality, contact with Xiaobai or the Imperial Master is a very dangerous thing, especially when he has no strength at all.
So his initial plan was to become a rich man, and then spend money to buy his life, such as going to Baoqingfang to ask for a cultivation technique for immortality, and then let ordinary people pay the price.
However, he also knew that even if Baoqingfang had the technique of cultivating immortals, it would still require an extremely high price to pay. In the original plot, the reason why Xu Xuan paid some energy to become a monster was because the owner of Baoqingfang liked Xu Xuan and remembered that he had once
himself, and what Xu Xuan transformed into was just a little monster, so naturally it didn't consume much resources.
And Chen Yi is not a person who cares about human life, so he is thinking about whether to use a large amount of money to fill the gap, find 1,800 people, and each person will pay a little energy. Although it will have some impact, it can make a lot of money. Those people want to come
You shouldn't mind, it's a deal that everyone is happy with.
What's more, this is his last resort. He can search for immortal cultivation techniques while doing business. When the time comes, he can go to Baoqingfang Master to verify that he can't pay much, and maybe he can make another profit.
And in this process, the people in Snake Catching Village are undoubtedly the team he relies on most. If he doesn't bring them along, how can he develop on his own? Without them, Chen Yi wouldn't even have the capital to sell candied haws!
So after joining the chat group, Chen Yi directly led the people from the Snake Catching Village to Xiaokang, and then promoted the Taiyin Master. Recently, he even found the Snake Mother and promoted her too.
It is said that his next step is to trick Xu Xuan into becoming emperor, and he will first implement a constitutional monarchy.
As for Xiaobai and Xiaoqing, he took them as disciples.
Chen Yi from "Legend of Swordsman" is even more powerful. This guy really succeeded in breaking Tetsu Kenjuro's corner!
But if you think about it, you can understand that although Michiko Tetsuken still loves Tetsukenjuro, she also hates Tetsukenjuro - whose husband would disappear with his son and run away for more than ten years, everyone would hate him.
You have to grit your teeth.
So after Chen Yi helped her find Tie Jian, Tie Michiko directly expressed her commitment to Chen Yi.
In fact, on the one hand, Tetsume Michiko was really moved by Chen Yi, and on the other hand, she wanted to piss off Tetsukenjuro. But who is Chen Yi? If you give me a stick, I will naturally climb up.
Of course, Chen Yi was Michiko Tetsu's secretary before he joined the chat group, and the two of them getting along day and night also played a big role.
As for Chen Yi, who is not online, he is doubting his life now, because his world is "Agent Bean" that is comparable to the world of "Crayon Shin-chan".
[Witch's Journey]: Indeed, what's so good about Loli? If I were to choose between Irena and Teacher Fran, I would definitely choose Teacher Fran.
Of course, only children make choices, and adults naturally want them all!