Chapter 998 Asexual reproduction is not so unreasonable!
A long time ago, Chen Yi felt that the operation of heaven and earth for one day and one year on earth was very confusing.
For example, for the Three Holy Mothers in "Lotus Lantern", only sixteen days have passed in heaven, but in these sixteen days, that is, sixteen years, she fell in love, got married, gave birth to children, and her brother was in solitary confinement. If it weren't for the Queen Mother,
If you want to hold a peach conference, you probably don’t even know there is such a thing.
After discovering the truth, within a few days, Chen Xiang took Taishang Laojun's firewood ax and chopped all the way from Nantianmen to the thirty-third heaven.
After a lot of effort, Chen Xiang was fooled into lameness and made him deactivate his magic power. A few days later, Chen Xiang changed into a Bagua server and hit the sky again. If Chen Yi were the Jade Emperor, he would probably be numb. He would play like this every three days.
Then play with a hammer!
Later, Chen Yi figured out that it was actually just a special case!
In the eyes of gods or heaven, in fact, the human world has never changed. Although it seems to be iterating, the essence remains the same. It is still a feudal society where the rich are drunk, meat is smelly, and the bones are frozen to death.
Of course, you can't say that they didn't do anything. They will judge the person after death. Although sometimes the judgment is not very fair, such as a certain Erlang Shen who added twenty years to his nephew's life without permission, but at least they can
It will be relatively fair after death, evil will be rewarded with evil, and good will be rewarded with good.
It's just that these so-called good rewards are reserved for the reincarnated people in the next life. As for whether the reincarnated people in the next life will use this to do good or evil, it will naturally be judged after they die, and the cycle will repeat endlessly.
In this process, there will also be some amazingly talented people, such as the tenth generation of good people who are easy to become immortals, so the gods will find the right opportunity to descend to the earth, enlighten them, and earn some merit or favor for themselves.
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Therefore, to Heaven, the life, old age, illness, death, poverty, and short life of the human world are actually not interesting at all, and even a little boring. On the contrary, if you speed up time, you may be able to see some different scenes.
It's like raising a nest of ants for observation experiments. Even if you stare at the ants every day at first, you will get bored after a long time, so you set up a camera and film it. Finally, you can use the memory card to record it in the video software.
When you accelerate, you will only pay attention to those special ants. As for what happens to those inactive ants, you don't care at all, and no one cares.
In the eyes of gods, humans are just like a bunch of ants!
The same is true for Taishang Laojun. In his opinion, it is not a bad thing for the cat demon to come down to earth and bring the golden elixir to Zhu Bajie. As for what will happen in the process, as long as Zhu Bajie can be enlightened, it doesn't matter whether the people of Zhujiazhuang die or not. Zhujiazhuang
It doesn't matter whether the pigs die or not, they are bound to die anyway, just give them some merit after death and give them a good fetus.
So when he found out that the destined person was not dead, he was not anxious. Anyway, as long as the Wuji Golden Pill was not eaten by the destined person, then the destined person was just an ordinary person with no good luck.
So after two days of separation, Chen Yi found Hou Yi in the name of funding the army. Just when the two were having a very happy conversation, the Heavenly Court summoned them both to heaven.
Sure enough, he recruited me to heaven on purpose!
It stands to reason that Er Niu is the reincarnation of Hou Yi. No matter how blind the people in heaven are, they cannot recruit Zhu Bajie.
It's not that Zhu Bajie's pig head is too eye-catching, after all, they even suspected that Hou Yi was reincarnated as a cake, and his IQ was indeed a bit worrying.
But no matter how worried you are, what you want to call is one person, not two. This is like the classic routine in urban novels: the beautiful heroine looks for the male protagonist as a shield. She can use the male protagonist as a shield, or she can find a second male lead.
Even passerby A is used as a shield, but it is impossible to drag the male protagonist and the second male actor together and say that these two are her boyfriends. Isn't this just a fool?
Chen Yi did not resist, and was taken to heaven together with Hou Yi. One thing is that compared to the scene shown in the TV series, the heaven in this world is not so shabby, but it still looks like Chen Yi has a small family feeling.
, seems to be a grassroots team... maybe it is true, after all, the current timeline has not even begun to become a god.
And these gods were quite rude. They took the two people to heaven and then asked them to shoot arrows, making it seem as if it was a matter of course for Hou Yi to help them.
"Rather than shooting the sun, I actually want to know why there are two suns?"
If he didn't think that Taibai Jinxing was a fool, no, not a bad person, Chen Yi would have thought that this guy must have ulterior motives.
Chen Yi was not thrown aside by Taibai Jinxing like in the original plot. Taibai Jinxing thought Chen Yi was Hou Yi. After all, Chen Yi was not inferior to him in strength - he had always been so confident.
So Chen Yi was mistaken for Hou Yi by Taibai Jinxing, and he appeared in front of the immortals with the real Hou Yi.
"Yes, why?"
Let's talk facts and make sense. I don't know how many years have passed since the sun passed, and I gave birth to a child out of nowhere. There has to be an explanation, right?
Asexual reproduction is not such an unreasonable reproduction!
Taibai Jinxing also looked at the immortals very curiously. The immortals looked at me and I looked at you, with blank expressions on their faces. Even the Jade Emperor frowned and looked at the immortals, hoping to get an answer.
It doesn't look like it's just pretending.
Chen Yi carefully observed the Jade Emperor's expression and found that his confusion did not seem like he was faking it, but that he really didn't know.
"Hey, don't talk about this now, let's shoot the sun down first."
A wealthy middle-aged man with jet black hair started the topic. This person was none other than Taibai Jinxing’s elder brother, Taishang Laojun: “Now that the two of them are coming together, the world is in hot weather. If time goes by, there will probably be a tragedy like seas and rocks.”
"Tai Shang Laojun is right, let's shoot the sun down first and then talk about it."
The Jade Emperor, who was thinking about why there were two suns, also came to his senses. No matter what happened, he would shoot one down first.
"That's wrong. Since this sun can become two, then maybe after Hou Yi shoots down one, there will be another one, or even two in one life, four in two, endless..."
At first, everyone thought that what Taishang Laojun said was quite reasonable. After all, human life is at stake. But when Chen Yi said this, yes, if you don’t understand why the sun turns into two, if one is shot down, it will regenerate.
Where is one?
Or even a few more...thinking about that scene makes one's scalp numb. Not only the human world cannot bear it, but heaven cannot bear it either!
"But you have to cum, right?"
There was a bit of dissatisfaction in Taishang Laojun's tone, and he emphasized: "The human world is not as good as the sky. One day in the sky and one year in the human world. If you don't shoot it down for one day, then the human world will suffer for one year."
"It's no problem to shoot it down, but I think the origin of this arrow needs to be explained."
Chen Yi walked to the high platform where the Sky-shattering Bow and the Sun-shooting Arrow were placed, and picked up the Sun-shooting Arrow.
"What's the meaning?"
Everyone was obviously confused and could not understand what Chen Yi said.
It seems that these immortals are really not very smart.
Chen Yi looked at Taishang Laojun with a faint look, and said word by word: "If this is not the case, Taishang Laojun, how about you refine a few more sun-shooting arrows for me. In this way, even if there are more
If there are only a few suns, then we won’t be afraid of not having the sun-shooting arrows.”
