The explosion sounded, and the scene was momentarily chaotic. Sangou looked over, and his heart went cold to the soles of his feet. Yu Shan left right at the center of the explosion.
Three or two people were lying on the ground dripping with blood. One of them had blood on his face, and it was Yu Shan. The mourning dog picked up the woman and roared outside, shouting: "Ambulance!"
At a glance, the female killer saw a figure crossing the corner and chased after him. The figure was wearing a cyan T-shirt and shuttled among the crowd at a very fast speed. The female killer was even faster, like a fish in the water.
After leaving the supermarket, the female killer followed the man to the alley outside the supermarket. When she saw the man stopped, she smiled coldly and said, "Did you cause the explosion?"
The man didn't answer. He suddenly jumped up and jumped to the wall. Then he looked back at the female killer and jumped down. The female killer couldn't stand the excitement and immediately chased after him.
The two ran and chased each other, and soon left the noisy streets and arrived at the entrance of the ancient Confucius Temple. The Confucius Temple is a famous attraction in Xijing City. This was once the old city. Due to the new city development in Xijing City, many industries have
They have moved away, and only ordinary residents remain here.
In a remote private house, the person rushed in, and then there was the sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping. The female killer was very brave, and she expected that a random killer would not have too much martial arts. Although this person was flexible in her movements, she was absolutely
Under her control.
Entering the courtyard, there is a row of small houses inside, which are old and desolate. The exterior walls are dark stains with moss growing on them. The windows are dilapidated, and many of them have no glass.
There was a sense of decay everywhere, just like the old town of Xijing City. The female killer stood in the yard, looking around, and looked up to see a person climbing the stairs.
The female killer jumped up, went directly to the third floor, kicked out, and the man was kicked away, breaking the door, and entered an empty room.
The female killer rushed in, but the man stood up and looked at him calmly. There was no expression on his face, but a strange smile.
With a bad premonition welling up in her heart, the female killer turned to leave, but the door suddenly closed. The person being followed fell to the ground and passed out.
In the corner, the female killer looked at a red altar in shock, emitting blue-black smoke and having a faint scent of bulk.
"Welcome here," a person walked out of the kitchen, very chic, biting the paper fan in his hand, and said with a smile, "I don't know what to call you?"
The female killer's face changed drastically, and she lost her voice: "Why is it you?"
…
Lei Feng left the apartment and when he arrived at the door, he saw Hua Xiaodie. She looked panicked, as if something big had happened, and asked, "What's wrong?"
Hua Xiaodie panicked and said, "Where's Xiaohan? I have something urgent to call her. What's wrong if you don't answer the phone?"
Lei Feng said: "I'm going out to buy things. I'll be back soon. Come in and sit down. Let's talk about whether my aunt is here..."
Seeing Hua Xiaodie's surprised look, Lei Feng suddenly realized that the person in front of him was not a goblin, and the goblin's sister Tao couldn't handle such a third-rate joke. He hurriedly laughed and said: "Misunderstanding, it's a complete misunderstanding, haha..."
Lei Feng poured the tea, served it to the anxious Hua Xiaodie, and asked again: "Is there anything you need my help with?"
Hua Xiaodie looked at Lei Feng as if he were looking at an object, which made him feel a little awkward and said: "Don't look at it, my thing is very big..."
Lei Feng broke into a cold sweat again, and reiterated in his heart that the person in front of him was not a goblin, but a good friend of the goblin. It was impossible to molest others. This was very immoral.
"Misunderstanding!" Lei Feng said with a silly smile.
Fortunately, Hua Xiaodie had been hanging out with the goblins for a long time, and she probably joked about as many as eight hundred as well as one thousand, and said, "What did Xiaohan go out to buy?"
"### and birth control pills." Lei Feng answered honestly.
"Ah?" Hua Xiaodie was shocked.
Lei Feng said with a smile: "I think I should buy these, but I guess not. It's just a joke. Laugh a little, have a sense of humor."
Hua Xiaodie said angrily: "It's good enough not to be scared to death by you. This is how I usually talk to them."
"Absolutely the same." Lei Feng shrugged.
Hua Xiaodie was surprised and said: "It's a miracle that you can survive here like this. If any man dares to make a joke, especially a joke with color, he will definitely not be able to live with it."
Then she was shocked, Hua Xiaodie looked at Lei Feng and said, "I know the reason."
"I finally guessed it." Lei Feng said with a proud smile, "Handsome people always take advantage, even beautiful women are no exception."
Hua Xiaodie said: "Who is handsome? You? Just so-so. All the men who pursue Xiaohan are much prettier than you. You are far behind."
Lei Feng vomited blood, but the other party didn't know how to tell the truth. Is it so difficult to tell the truth these days? Really, you don't understand the world.
At this moment, Yaojing and Pan Xiaoting came back with large and small bags. Seeing that Lei Feng was still there, they said angrily: "Why don't you leave? Are you looking for trouble?"
Lei Feng looked at Hua Xiaodie and said, "I originally planned to leave, but after meeting her, I had to give up the date in pain and wait for you to come back."
The goblin said: "Xiaodie, you don't look well. Is your aunt here?"
Hua Xiaodie opened her mouth wide, looked at Lei Feng, and secretly wondered why the two of them spoke in exactly the same style. Why would I be so anxious when my aunt is here?
"No, Xiaohan, now is not the time for joking, there is something serious going on."
Hua Xiaodie was a little hesitant, not sure whether she should say anything. Seeing the goblin's disinterested expression, she said, "Xiaohan, I can't stop you this time."
The goblin said: "If you can't stop it, you can use your underwear to cover your head. If the business is not good, just close down some shabby shop. It's boring to have to guard it when you are busy all day."
Hua Xiaodie said: "It's not the store's business, it's your business."
The goblin said: "What else can I do? My aunt passed away two days ago."
"Really?" Lei Feng suddenly asked.
The goblin said angrily: "Really, what's wrong? Do you think we ### don't need to wear condoms? It feels good to ejaculate inside, right?"
The other three people immediately started sweating. Pan Xiaoting couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Lei Feng, help me move my things. There are still a lot of your clothes in the car."
Lei Feng smiled and said, "Sister Pan is still nice to me."
The goblin scolded: "I bought that for you. Pan Xiaoting bought some formal clothes. I bought a dozen sets for you and put them on."
"Oh, the goblin is so kind and caring." Lei Feng said.
The goblin said solemnly: "Sister Pan spent 50,000 yuan on clothes. I think it's a bit wasteful. Like you, even if you put on 50,000 yuan clothes, it only looks like 250 yuan, so I bought a dozen sets at a discount store.
Even though it’s a discount, it’s still very expensive.”
Lei Feng said embarrassedly: "I'm really sorry to make you spend so much money."
The goblin waved his hand and said: "It's not expensive, thirty-eight yuan per set."
"Thirty-eight yuan?" Lei Feng's face immediately turned green, "A set is thirty-eight yuan, isn't it too expensive?"
The goblin said angrily: "You still have objections to me buying clothes for you? Do you know that money is not easy to come by? I have to work hard outside to support you, a freeloader. I wander outside all day long. In addition to being stronger, I am also hungry and thirsty."
Use it when you need it, nothing else is of any use."
Lei Feng opened his mouth wide and secretly thought that the goblin was really good at asking for a room, which made everyone blush. He is a very shy man, how could he have the nerve to talk about ### in front of two other women. To say it, it was only two people talking alone.
Well.
Pan Xiaoting said: "Xiaohan is teasing you. It's not thirty-eight. The dozen or so sets are not cheap. They are all casual clothes. You lack formal clothes and there are not many casual ones, so each of us will help you."
Bought."
Lei Feng looked at the goblin to confirm the authenticity, but the goblin was too lazy to pay attention. He looked directly at the helpless Hua Xiaodie and asked: "What happened? You can tell me now."
Hua Xiaodie said: "Your third aunt is here."
Poof!
The goblin spit out the tea in her mouth and spit it on Lei Feng's face, and she turned pale. Seeing her, Lei Feng felt ashamed and felt sorry for her. He wanted to say that he was fine, but the goblin ignored him at all and said loudly: "My third aunt? Isn't she here?"
The capital, why did you come to Xijing City?"
Hua Xiaodie smiled bitterly and said, "I came back from abroad and said I wanted to see you, but I couldn't find your address, so I came over to ask me."
The goblin walked back and forth in the living room, obviously very anxious, wondering who the third aunt Hua Xiaodie said was, even the goblin who was not afraid of heaven and earth turned pale with fear.
Hua Hua Xiaodie continued: "I have been refusing to know, but she stayed in my shop and made my shop almost close down. I had to come to you. If you don't go and take a look, I will really come out to beg for food."
Already."
The goblin smiled slyly and said: "Why do you want to let her go? Let her go. Anyway, she will go back in a few days. Then you can continue to do business. The compensation I saw will be counted on me.
I hope you are satisfied."
Lei Feng was very interested in this legendary third aunt, and wanted to see who she was. The person who could make the fairies lose their footing was definitely a hero among women, who would not be outdone by men.
At this time, Pan Xiaoting packed up her things and said, "Xiaohan, go and have a look. After all, she is your third aunt. She came all the way here just to see you."
The goblin said dejectedly: "Sister Pan, it's not like you haven't seen her before. She is a rare woman in the sky. Why don't you go for me? I think you can talk to her very well."
Pan Xiaoting said helplessly: "Stop making trouble, you may have had trouble at home since you have been away from home for so long."
The goblin hummed: "If something happens, I don't know how to call or send an email."
Hua Xiaodie said: "Don't you answer any phone calls from home? Why do you say these things? Xiaohan, I beg you, go there. She knows where I live. I'm going crazy."
A smile appeared on Lei Feng's face as he listened. The woman who could drive Hua Xiaodie crazy was definitely a master, and even the most powerful fairies would avoid her.
The goblin was lying on the sofa and said helplessly: "Is there any way to let her go back? I'm so tired of not seeing her."
Seeing Lei Feng standing beside him with a smile, smiling heartlessly, a flash of inspiration flashed in the goblin's head. He stared at Lei Feng and looked up and down. Lei Feng covered his crotch and said: "I admit, that thing of mine is very big.
But don’t keep looking at it, it will be embarrassed.”
The goblin spat: "Idiot, if I want it, these things are all over the streets. Yours is not big enough."
Lei Feng breathed a sigh of relief and said: "That's good. Anyway, your future men will be eaten up to nothing, and I can't stand it."
The goblin nodded, continued to look at Lei Feng, and said: "Xiaodie, I have a way to get rid of my third aunt, but it depends on someone's cooperation."
An ominous premonition welled up in Lei Feng's heart. When he saw the fairy's smile, he wanted to leave, but was pulled tightly. The fairy smiled and said: "Lei Feng, now is the time for you to repay me."
"If you don't agree, I will tell you about your peeping at me." The goblin suddenly approached Lei Feng's ear and whispered softly.
