Lei Feng was like an old cow, being pulled out of the apartment by the goblin extremely reluctantly. Behind him, Hua Xiaodie smiled and said: "Xiaohan, if you want to bring someone with you, bring a good-looking one. Your third aunt likes handsome men, and he doesn't seem to like it."
It’s qualified.”
Lei Feng was furious in his heart and said: "This beauty, can you speak more reservedly? How can I live in front of you? Besides, I don't look good. If I don't look good, will those beauties outside throw themselves into my arms?"
"For example?" Hua Xiaodie asked with a smile. When talking to Lei Feng, she always felt a sense of happiness, especially when Lei Feng was angry. No matter how you look at it, it feels good. Could it be that Xiaohan likes to make trouble with him?
Lei Feng was speechless and stopped talking.
Hua Xiaodie sighed and said, "There are too many beauties. I don't know where to start. It doesn't matter. You can count them one by one and see if I have heard of them."
Lei Feng said angrily: "You don't know me even if I tell you." However, looking back, it seemed that no beautiful woman was attracted to him. Lei Feng secretly thought, "She probably has a crush on me and didn't say it out loud."
Hua Xiaodie chuckled and said: "Comrade Lei Feng, I know you are a good person. You must endure it later and don't talk nonsense. It will be over after you endure it."
"How can I bear it?" Lei Feng asked as the bad premonition became stronger and stronger.
Hua Xiaodie thought for a while and said: "For example, you are being molested by a woman, that's how it feels."
"I'm not being molested right now. Oh, goblin, don't keep holding on to my clothes. They're very expensive, and they don't cost thirty-eight yuan a set." Lei Feng shouted.
The goblin was still thinking about San Gu and was too lazy to pay attention. He threw Lei Feng into the back seat, got into his Beetle, and rushed to Hua Xiaodie's shop.
Lei Feng imagined what the goblin's third aunt looked like. Could it be that she had three heads and six arms? The man who was invited to pretend to be the goblin this time was just to satisfy her third aunt's enthusiasm.
When the car arrived at the entrance of the store, Lei Feng heard the laughter and laughter inside. It sounded a bit familiar, like in a hotel. Sir, please have another drink. Are you good or bad, boss?
Lei Feng secretly prayed, please don't mess with me, I am a good person, Comrade Lei Feng who does good deeds without leaving a name. God, please take care of me and let me leave immediately.
When he opened the door, Lei Feng was dumbfounded and drooled, while Goblin and Hua Xiaodie had fire shooting out of their eyes.
This was not a simple shop. Lei Feng knew at first sight that in front of him, there were more than a dozen girls wearing very few clothes, drinking wine, singing songs, and looking very lively.
The whole room was full of fragrance, and Lei Feng came to the land of women in a trance. He saw all the beautiful girls, and the panic he felt when he came had already flowed away. If it weren't for the goblin pulling him, he immediately rushed inside to drink with the girls.
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Sitting in the center was a beautiful figure with her back to him. Her whole body was green and full of vitality. She was very tall. She was taller than the average person even when she was sitting. It was initially estimated to be 1.8 meters.
A woman who is 1.8 meters tall is absolutely terrifying walking on the street. With her hot figure and tasteful dress, she has a 100% chance of turning heads.
"Sister, let's go. It's our first time meeting, let's do it." A loud laugh came from behind, unscrupulous and full of explosive power. Lei Feng's expression changed immediately after hearing this.
The voice from behind sounded like a man's voice. Although he had a good figure, this voice ruined all Lei Feng's fantasies.
Lei Feng was about to leave, but suddenly the man felt someone coming. When he turned around, Lei Feng looked over, "Oh my God!"
The breasts are so big that the fabric on the chest can barely cover them, half of them are exposed. They are white and tender. If you meet a hungry man, they will definitely be the most beautiful thing.
Sweet, delicious, and delicious!
Looking at Lei Feng online, he has an impeccable face, inherited the good genes of the Lu family, big breasts, good skin, and looks exactly like a fairy.
But those charming eyes don't match her voice at all, her ridiculously beautiful appearance, and her voice, which is the same as that of a man, will make people feel that God really deserves a beating.
It was such a perfect imagination, but there was a flaw in the voice. Even Lei Feng couldn't stand it, so he thought he should help cure it.
That person was the goblin's third aunt. She came out of the same mold. You knew it without any introduction. Sure enough, the third aunt's eyes lit up and she ran over and hugged the goblin tightly. The two people's huge breasts began to squeeze hard.
Squeezing it hard, Lei Feng's nose started to bleed as he watched.
The third aunt is not the middle-aged woman she imagined, but is about the same age as a goblin. She is about thirty years old. She hugged her niece tightly and said: "Xiaohan, you really want me to die. You haven't come back to see me for so long."
I, is there a woman outside?"
Lei Feng was sweating on his forehead. These two people were indeed members of the same family. They spoke in the same tone. It was frightening. Those with little resistance would be frightened to death.
The goblin said helplessly: "Third aunt, what are you doing in Xijing City? It would be nice to stay in the capital if you have nothing to do. You are unfamiliar with the place here and there is no one to accompany you."
The third aunt said with a bitter face: "Do you want to let me go? My life is so miserable. No one in the capital has left me. Now if you don't want me, what will you do to me in the future? I am helpless."
My life is so miserable..."
Listening to the sound of steel rubbing against each other, Lei Feng felt like he was in a steel manufacturing factory. The whole space was filled with harsh sounds and he didn't dare to get too close.
The goblin felt that she was about to collapse. She had never been more helpless than before. Even the shameless Lei Feng could suppress her to death, but she could not bear to be cruel to the third aunt in front of her.
Hua Xiaodie had already left, using the excuse to greet the beautiful beauties in fashionable clothes. Lei Feng was miserable and could only stand. He wanted to go over to chat with the girl but was pulled away by the goblin.
Seeing the goblin's eyes asking for help for the first time, Lei Feng felt happy in his heart. He deliberately did not see it. The goblin became angry and kicked Lei Feng in the calf, saying: "Third aunt, I will introduce my boyfriend to you.
Lei Feng."
Third Aunt immediately stopped crying and stared at Lei Feng with a pair of phoenix eyes, as if she wanted to see Lei Feng thoroughly. Lei Feng said awkwardly: "Hello, Third Aunt."
Third aunt said: "Take off your clothes and let me see if your body is strong?"
Lei Feng was surprised and said: "Third aunt, I am a serious person. I am not the kind of Lei Feng you think of who does good deeds without leaving a name."
The third aunt said doubtfully: "I'm just taking off my clothes, I'm not telling you to commit suicide!"
Lei Feng looked at the goblin helplessly, and the woman actually said: "Third aunt, you guys chat slowly, I will go over to entertain you. Lei Feng, you have to have a good chat with Third aunt. It seems that she likes you."
Lei Feng shouted: "I want to go too!"
However, Sangu pulled him and said with a smile: "Why is my niece's man a little shy? Come here and let me take a look. If he can't pass the sexual ability, just filter him out."
Just as Lei Feng was about to speak, Sangu stretched out three fingers and asked, "What is this?"
"The beauty's three fingers are very beautiful." Lei Feng said seriously.
Sangu's face was filled with joy, her voice was like a bell, and she nodded and said: "Your IQ is a little better than your appearance looks. Yes, you have reached a qualified level in front of me."
"Just qualified?" Lei Feng was shocked. He is a good comrade Lei Feng who is loved by everyone and has flowers blooming!
San Gufeng's eyes widened, and she approached Lei Feng, getting closer and closer. Lei Feng was forced to retreat, and kept leaning towards the dozen or so girls eating and drinking. Her breasts kept getting closer, and she felt the breasts in front of her.
Surging, Lei Feng was extremely convinced that the Lu family's inheritance was definitely the favorite among men.
Sangu's breasts were a little smaller than those of the goblin, but because of her revealing clothing, she was no less competitive than the goblin. When she was forced to come, Lei Feng said awkwardly: "Isn't it?"
The third aunt showed a funny look in her eyes, and her voice was as loud as ever, making people want to die: "Little man, judging from your appearance, I guess you don't know how powerful the women of the Lu family are."
Lei Feng secretly said: "I don't know? I am the biggest victim. I have no ability to resist when facing the goblin. It's like I'm swinging on a thousand swings, rising and falling, and my heart is elusive."
However, even though he thought so, he must not say it out loud. Even the goblins are afraid of this character. Lei Feng definitely knows himself. He said solemnly: "The women of the Lu family are all heroes among women. I know it very well."
The third aunt stroked Lei Feng's chest muscles and exclaimed: "I can't tell, your body is very strong. How many records did you have in one night?"
Lei Feng said awkwardly: "How dare I say that? I am a shy man..."
"Just tell me, how do you grind and moan, are you a man?"
Without any warning, San Gu shouted loudly, her voice piercing through the cracks of gold and stone. She was the kind of man who screams on the battlefield, comrades, go ahead and kill Gou Ri.
Lei Feng's hair was flying, and a few centimeters of his hair was blown straight. His clothes were blown by the strong wind, clinging tightly to his body, revealing his complete upper body.
Sangu was about to scream, but suddenly she saw Lei Feng's body, her eyes lit up, and she said, "Tell me, what's the record of you and Xiaohan in one night?"
Not far away, the goblin and Hua Xiaodie looked at each other, smiled bitterly and shook their heads. In the whole world, I am afraid that only the third aunt in front of me can restrain her, because she was raised by the third aunt. There is not much age difference between the two, but the third aunt has always been very good.
Prefer her.
When Goblin was a child, his parents settled in the United States. Only his third aunt in the country took good care of him. Goblin was extremely grateful, so he felt extremely close to his third aunt.
Lei Feng was stunned and tortured by the third aunt. Hua Xiaodie couldn't stand it anymore and asked: "Is it okay? Lei Feng is about to die."
The goblin whispered: "Wait a minute, let's go out and relax. Otherwise, we will die."
Holding Hua Xiaodie's arm, the fairy was about to go out. Third Gu called out: "Xiaohan, where are you going? Do you want Third Gu anymore? Do you think Third Gu is annoying?"
The goblin said hurriedly: "No, I saw that the things in the store have been used up, and I am going to go out to buy some things. Xiaodie is not enough by herself, so I will accompany her."
"Is there no waiter?" Sangu blinked her eyes. If she didn't speak, she would definitely be a beautiful woman. It's just a pity her voice.
Sangu waved her hand and said, "Go ahead. I'll interrogate this guy first to see if his physical fitness can withstand the torment of the Lu family woman. Look at this small body, he would probably be paralyzed in two difficult postures."
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Lei Feng looked at the goblin innocently, and the third aunt's palms were touching him without any hesitation. Sometimes she touched his bumps and praised him.
The goblin walked out as if fleeing, and went out with Hua Xiaodie. On the way, he said: "Xiaodie, I have to leave."
Hua Xiaodie changed her color and said, "No, what should I do if you leave?"
The goblin chuckled and said, "Isn't there also Lei Feng? If he keeps an eye on it, he will definitely succeed."
Hua Xiaodie looked at the store pitifully and sighed: "Lei Feng, please wish yourself well."
