()(The results of the first recommendation were not very good. The little vampire made a profound summary and felt that being cute and coquettish was of little use, so he decided to change his strategy - to be playful and cheating - lying on the ground crying and fussing: "I want to collect it~~~
~”)
That day, he brought the sealed jar that contained the black medicine and threw the remaining piece of "dried roasted coptis" out of the window. Then he stretched out the index finger of his right hand and pointed it at the mouth of the jar, and held the wrist of his right hand with his left hand. He didn't know what to do.
How to exert power? Thinking that other people had solved it themselves, he was too embarrassed to ask anyone. So, he tried to concentrate and muttered: "A room full of sand, a bag of gold... Eh? Which oil is better?"
Is gold more expensive?”
"Jing oil is the most popular now."
"Oh." Hearing the words that day, he continued to chant, "A room full of sand, a bag of gold, a jar of refined oil..."
He felt that he didn't put in much effort, and somehow, the magical power started on its own. Could it be that the incantation was recited correctly? However, although the power was successfully used,...
A drop of oil gradually accumulated on the finger that stretched out towards the sealed jar that day, flickering under the light. But the drop of oil was too small. Even if I shook my finger that day, it just swayed left and right with my finger and refused to fall in.
Go into the big empty jar at the bottom.
"It's really a refined oil!" Wen Huiyi covered her mouth and said with a smile, "It's so refined! It's enough to wipe a toe."
Su Jinchi borrowed a white handkerchief from Su Duancheng and came over to wrap it on his head that day: "This looks more like the Oil King! Come on! No, uh--, step up the oil refining! In the energy crisis, the future of mankind depends on you.
Got it!"
Before he could curse that day, Su Jinchi stumbled and fell on his butt while retreating. He raised his hand and looked at it, and immediately shouted: "Oh! There is oil on the ground! Your oil is refined from the soles of your feet.
Come out!?"
"No! He's covered in oil!" Su Duancheng shouted, "I just paid attention to that finger! Take a closer look, he's completely oily now!"
Lou Ashu also came closer to take a look: "I'm just telling you! The computer shows that his output is high! How could it be possible that it took him a long time to get such a drop of oil!"
Wen Huiyi bit a finger and asked foolishly: "But can this oil be used for cooking? Is it all oozing from his body?"
"Why can't you stir-fry?! The lard is from pigs! Don't you eat it delicious too?" Su Jinchi's hand on the ground was already covered with oil. He raised a hand to his nose and smelled it.
He stuck out his tongue and took another lick, "Don't worry! There's no smell!"
That day I also realized that my whole body was covered in oil, and I felt disgusting. I raised one foot and tried to step out of the puddle of oil on the ground, but I couldn't help but my feet slipped. Like Su Jinchi, I sat down on the ground. "Ouch!
"
Unlike Su Jinchi, he didn't stop at all after he fell that day and immediately slid backwards. He slid faster and faster, paving a straight asphalt path on the ground.
"Hey! Hey! Hey!" He reached out hurriedly to grab something, but his hands were full of oil and he couldn't grab anything at all.
"Yeah--" The onlookers were afraid of being stained with oil, so they screamed and got out of the way.
"It's about to hit! It's about to hit!"
"Help stop him! That's my most expensive computer!"
Xue Qiqi, who was still sobbing beside her, couldn't bear it, and kicked out to resist the gliding day. Unexpectedly, the oil man's body was not weak that day, and he slipped out as soon as he touched Xue Qiqi's big foot.
Xue Qiqi couldn't hold back her momentum, so she practiced a single stroke in the oil field.
Whenever I encountered any obstacle that day, I would glide over it gently and change direction. Every time I changed direction, I would gain speed, like a human marble scurrying around the room.
At first, he was a little panicked. As time went by, he discovered that sitting on the ground and sliding around like this did not hurt himself and was quite fun. Especially with his burning eyes, he justifiably admired the bottom of the skirt several times.
Chun Guang couldn't help but laugh out loud, treating Lou Ashu's research room as a free playground.
"Hehehe, not bad, not bad! Oh~~~~"
"Stop him quickly!" Yu Lan pointed at the oil stains on the ground and said eagerly, "If this continues, we won't be able to walk in a while!"
Everywhere he went that day, there were asphalt roads. As he continued to change directions, more and more asphalt roads crisscrossed the ground, and soon they were all over the room. Moreover, even if he repeated the route, he would
I don't know how to be sparing and add oil layer by layer. The middle part of the room is passed the most and the oil on the floor is already wet.
"How do you stop? He is so slick, he doesn't even exert any force on his body!" Xue Qiqi knew it deeply because of the previous kick.
Wang Sen suggested: "How about we open the door and let him slide outside?"
"This is the third floor?!"
"It doesn't matter. There are stairs outside the door. He won't fall to the first floor all at once." Lou Ashu explained, "Anyway, his body is not stressed at all. He just jumped down from the steps step by step. I
It won’t hurt even if you think about it.”
"What about after we get down to the first floor? Just let him slide onto the street like this?"
“What if I slide all the way into the ocean?”
"……."
Everyone immediately fell silent. The Pearl Island patient was afraid of sea water. If he slipped into the sea, the day would be over. Besides, he also revealed that he was a landlubber.
"Probably not? He can produce oil in five minutes." Su Duancheng asked doubtfully, "What is the shortest distance from here to the seaside?"
"It's just across the street behind." Qian Hao, who hadn't spoken for a long time, looked at the day kindly, "I can responsibly say that at his current speed, it won't take more than a minute."
After constantly changing direction and accelerating that day, at this moment, it was comparable to Su Jinchi's ultimate speed when he exerted his power. If you add in the dozens of steps going down from the third floor, by the time he actually reached the first floor, his sliding speed would have been even faster.
It cannot be measured by the speed of sound.
Su Jinchi was still sitting on the ground. He used his hands and feet to slide to the door, reached out and opened the door. Then he looked at that day and made a cross on his chest: "May God be with you."
"You! You!..." It was such a hot day that he was sweating all over his body. Su Jinchi obviously intended to bury him and God deep in the seabed! This time, he didn't even get the gesture wrong! "You stupid thing!!"
Su Jinchi did not feel dissatisfied at all, and even regarded what he said that day as complimentary words, and he was very happy. "That day, I hope you will not forget to produce oil on the seabed. A few years later, the oil field in the Pearl Island waters will be named after you.
!The people will not forget you! We will not forget you either!"
That day he struggled to get up, but slipped and fell to the ground repeatedly. In desperation, he stretched out his hands and feet to reach other people, hoping to pull someone on his back, but found that he could reach nothing but couldn't grab anything.
"Yeah!" Wen Huiyi's ankle was slipped by the oily hand that day, and she let out a cry similar to a cat's meow, and quickly retracted that foot. Unexpectedly, the remaining foot lost its balance, and the ground was oily.
, and then slipped to the ground.
Su Duancheng, who was standing nearby, quickly took two steps and stretched out his hand to help Wen Huiyi, but was wiped on the soles of his feet by Tian Guji. Not only was he unable to hold Wen Huiyi, Su Duancheng himself also became a
The gourd rolled to the ground, and also hit Qian Hao. "Ah! Ah! Ouch!" sounded out one after another.
The trick succeeded that day, and I was secretly rejoicing when I realized that the others couldn't get up after falling down, and no one slipped around like him. In other words, no one could accompany him to feed the fish.
Thinking of "feeding the fish" made him feel even sadder that day. He knew that with his skills in the water, there was no hope of going to the bottom of the sea to build oil fields. The most likely possibility was to mass-produce deep-sea fish oil.
He gave up the struggle and lay down on the ground, letting the oil road carry him around. Unexpectedly, this saved his life: when he was sitting, he could indeed slide out of the door that day;
Lying in a shapely shape, no matter which angle it is measured from, its length far exceeds the width of the door.
Xue Qiqi looked at the sad face that day, tried hard to get up from the ground, endured the pain of ligament tear caused by the forceful practice of Yi Zi Kai, and looked at Yu Lan resolutely: "Teach me how to use Qigong!"
Yu Lan asked in surprise: "How come you suddenly figured it out?"
"Don't I have super attack power?" Xue Qiqi swallowed hard and pointed at the ground and said, "I want to destroy the entire ground so that no one will slip!"
Yu Lan looked at Xue Qiqi with admiration. For the first time in her life, she felt annoyed that she was not a great man. She said in a deep voice: "Your super attack power should come from the effect of transformation. Think about it first.
How to transform. Concentrate and try to form a concrete image in your mind."
"How can I transform?" Xue Qiqi asked anxiously, "What should I think about?"
Yu Lan's ability did not include transformation, and Xue Qiqi's question stumped her. She wanted to ask Wang Sen, who had just transformed, but was blocked by Tian who was lying lazily on the ground and sliding around quickly.
way out.
Yu Lan saw that he was getting angry and spat: "Go! Get out of the way! Our Qiqi is worried about how to transform! She is willing to do this only to save you!"
When he heard that he was saved that day, he was immediately summoned back to his soul. He could not control the direction of his sliding and could not effectively slide in front of Xue Qiqi and Yu Lan. He could only hold his neck and shout loudly: "Recite the incantation! Recite the incantation! My oil
It’s just a mantra that was recited for me!”
Xue Qiqi anxiously asked loudly the day she slipped further and further away: "What spell should I recite——?"
"Read whatever you want! Catch-what-what-read-what-what-!" I slid around the room randomly that day, and then returned to
In front of Yu Lan and Xue Qiqi, he gasped and said, "Just recite whatever you know! It doesn't matter, it's just a spell!"
Yu Lan interjected from the side: "You can't recite 'Emergency is like a law'? Qiqi is a girl after all, so she needs to find a decent spell to transform?"
"Yes! Yes! Don't say 'Amitabha' and 'God bless you'! It's too unlucky!" He gritted his teeth and drifted away again that day, "Don't make it like that big bad wolf——!"
Xue Qiqi looked at Yu Lan longingly. After holding it in for a long time, she mustered up her courage and said, "I only know a few lines from "Sailor Moon". I..."
"Then those few sentences! Those few sentences are very good! They especially echo your identity and image!"
(It will continue tomorrow afternoon at 14:30. The little vampire bared his teeth and yelled: "If you don't collect it, you are not allowed to leave! I will bite you~~~~")