() In the distance, I heard Su Jinchi's wolf howling. Tian Tian laughed and said, "Master, listen, this is the howling of the guy who is about to leave the human realm and enter the animal realm."
If you get closer, you can see Wen Huiyi playing with the whip in the front yard, and the whip shadow is all over the sky, making it airtight. I was wondering that day, Wen Huiyi's whipping skills looked good, could it be like her skating?
, was it practiced alone on the street in the middle of the night as a child?
"Listen to the people inside, quickly put down your weapons and come out to kowtow." He walked a few steps and came to the entrance of the courtyard, put his hands together in front of his mouth and shouted loudly, "Otherwise, hum!"
Before she finished speaking, the whip had already emerged from the courtyard door like a poisonous snake emerging from its hole, twisting and heading straight for Tian Tian's door. Wen Huiyi's voice came before Wen Huiyi arrived: "Otherwise, what do you want?! I'll rebel against you.
How dare you ask me to kowtow on the day I die?! Ouch!...Eh?"
Almost at the same time, Su Jinchi, who was chanting the moon on the roof, had already rushed to the courtyard wall. When he saw that day, he was standing alone outside the courtyard gate with a tar bucket upside down beside him, and he immediately lost interest.
"Why did you bring a dirty bucket back? Hurry and move it to the backyard. Later, Duan Cheng will see it and talk about it." As Su Jinchi said, he noticed something strange and turned around and asked,
"Eh? Wen Huiyi, haven't you been dancing with the whip all the time? Where is the whip?"
The long whip disappeared without a trace after leaving the courtyard gate, and Wen Huiyi's hands were empty.
"Come down, come down! Didn't you see that your distinguished guest is here? Can you be polite, okay?" It was only at this moment that day that he realized that Ni Bamei was missing. He also didn't see clearly how Wen Huiyi's whip disappeared. However, he didn't realize that Ni Bamei was missing.
He knew in his heart that Ni Bamei wanted to give these two future disciples a show of strength so that they could get more apprenticeship gifts later.
Wen Huiyi was neither surprised nor surprised. She changed into a riding crop specially used for treatment and ran out, saying coquettishly: "What trick did you do? Where is my whip? ... Is this your distinguished guest? Do you want us to give you this tar bucket?"
kowtow?"
That day, he cooperated with the master obediently, patted the tar bucket, and said with a smile: "You have eyes but don't recognize gold inlaid with jade. This is not an ordinary tar bucket. It is more powerful than the gourd of the Golden Horn King. It specializes in collecting the world's strange soldiers."
How's the blade? Are you scared?"
"Really? Let me try again!" Wen Huiyi smiled sweetly, raised the whip in her hand and struck her head.
This time, I saw it clearly that day. Ni Bamei appeared out of nowhere and inserted herself between herself and Wen Huiyi at a whirlwind speed. I couldn't see what technique she used that day. In short, before Wen Huiyi had time to be surprised,
Before calling, Ni Bamei had taken the riding whip and disappeared without a trace again.
Su Jinchi had sharp eyes and shouted, "There is a master!" The man had shot into the yard like an arrow off the string, and followed him away.
"Yeah!" Wen Huiyi shouted out, and hurriedly ran back to the courtyard with the other two.
I saw two figures, one black and one gray, flashing past in the courtyard. It was impossible to tell who was chasing whom. In about ten seconds, the two figures disappeared together. Then, in the courtyard,
The tar barrel at the door made a "clang" sound. Then, Su Jinchi's muffled voice came from the tar barrel: "Let me go! Let me out!"
Wen Huiyi asked with a smile: "Didn't you say that this tar barrel is 'specialized in collecting weapons from all over the world'? How come it also collects people?"
"This baby is so big, he will catch whatever he catches." He didn't blush that day. He continued to blow, picked up the tar bucket, and released Su Jinchi and Wen Huiyi's long and short whips.
As soon as Su Jinchi showed his head, he looked around: "Where is the master? Where is the master?"
"Master?" Tian Tian said with a bad smile, "Aren't you chasing me all the time? How did you end up chasing me into this barrel?"
"Yeah, I don't know what happened. I was chasing after him, and suddenly someone grabbed me by the back of my neck and lifted me up. Then my vision went dark, and now I realized that I was stuffed into this tar barrel." Su Jinchi said in his words.
Full of sincere admiration.
"Me too, I suddenly felt sore on my wrist, and the whip was snatched away." Wen Huiyi picked up the two whips from the ground, smiled sweetly to Tian Tian, "Stop being so pretentious, please come out quickly."
Let us meet?”
The shock effect had been achieved, and that day she proudly said, "Master, come out." Unexpectedly, Ni Bamei showed no respect at all, neither showing up nor agreeing.
When Su Jinchi heard his call, he was surprised: "Have you already become a disciple of an expert?"
That day he smiled and replied: "Of course. So I am the senior senior brother. If you want to become a disciple, it is the second senior brother. The third senior brother will be left to Duan Cheng."
Su Jinchi said dissatisfied: "I think I look more like a senior brother. Duan Cheng is quite suitable to be the third junior brother, and Wang Sen is also quite suitable to be the junior third brother."
That day I was very proud: "The one who gets started first wins! You want me to be the second child? I don't even have the chance!"
Wen Huiyi smiled and said: "Don't argue for now, the master hasn't even met yet!"
"Little junior sister is right, it's important to find the master." Wen Huiyi replied with a playful smile that day, and then shouted, "Master! Master!"
"Who is your junior sister? I want to be the senior sister!"
"Hmm - you don't look like you. Should I leave it to Yu Lan to be the senior sister?"
The three people once again started a new round of discussion on the ranking issue. At this moment, Su Duancheng's stern voice came from the second floor: "There is a ghost——"
Broken! Ni Bamei must have wandered up to the second floor and bumped into Su Duancheng. Her appearance was quite deceiving at midnight. That day, the three of them hurried to the second floor and saw Su Duancheng stumbling out of the house.
As soon as he saw them, Su Duancheng shouted: "That day, that day, a ghost woman ran into my house. She said she was your master!"
"That's right, that's right." He responded that day as he entered the house and shouted, "Master! Why are you here?"
Ni Bamei was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, chewing a roasted sweet potato. She raised her head and exhaled a breath of hot air, saying vaguely: "It's been a long time, I'm hungry, and it smells so bad here. Eh? Have you finished discussing it? Oh my god, it's hot.
It’s killing me! Hoo, ho, ho—”
That day, he smiled strangely and winked at Ni Bamei: "Master! They all want to become my master!"
Su Duancheng couldn't understand the situation and asked blankly: "What kind of teacher do you want to worship? Who is this ghost woman?"
Su Jinchi stomped on his instep and reprimanded: "What 'ghost mother-in-law'?! Don't be rude, this is an expert!"
"Ouch!" Su Duancheng jumped up and down holding one of his feet in pain, "Master? How tall are you?"
"Very high, very high, very high!" After Su Jinchi finished speaking, he still felt that it was not enough to express, so he added, "Very high."
Ni Bamei put the leftover half of the roasted sweet potato on the coffee table, straightened her clothes, and sat upright. Her eyes slowly moved from left to right, and then from right to left without focus. "I want to - worship - master."
--ah--"
"Why is Master so virtuous?"
"Why does her voice sound so weird?"
"What does she mean by dangling like that?"
Ignoring the three people's questions that day, I walked straight to the microwave and put the remaining two sweet potatoes on the coffee table. "Master, you eat first, and I will explain the situation to them."
Ni Bamei turned a blind eye to the sweet potatoes on the coffee table, continued to shake her head, and snorted: "Hey."
That day, he pulled the three people into the corridor outside the door and said with a wry smile: "Master is getting old, but her heart is still young and she is still dreaming of getting rich. She wants money."
Su Duancheng still held his feet and rubbed them while asking: "Money is not the problem, the problem is how tall is she 'very tall'?"
Su Jinchi rushed to answer: "'Very high' means very high~~very high~~, immeasurable."
That day I hurriedly asked Su Duancheng: "Money is not a problem? Are you rich?"
Wen Huiyi laughed at the side and said, "Don't you know? The Su family is a wealthy local family, and more than half of the tax revenue in the special zone comes from their family."
"Wow!" Tian Tian's eyes widened in surprise, "It's true that you two are the legendary rich and handsome people, right?"
Su Jinchi took a step forward, raised his thumb, and pointed at Su Duancheng behind him: "Although I am a little taller and a little more handsome than him, he is a little richer than me."
That day, I expressed sincere admiration: "You really deserve to be my second senior brother for nothing."
Su Duancheng's face was slightly red and he frowned slightly: "It doesn't matter who is more handsome than whom, the most important thing is how much does she cost?"
"I'm going to ask." That day he turned around and opened the door, "Master! Master!"
Hearing the sound, Ni Bamei hurriedly threw half of the sweet potato back on the coffee table, and continued to straighten her posture and shake her head. But while she was shaking, she couldn't help but stretch her neck back and forth, and exhaled hot breath: "Huh——, Huh
——.”
That day, I saw that only half of the two and a half sweet potatoes were left, and there was a pile of potato peels on the coffee table.
"Are you the only one?" Ni Bamei saw the person coming clearly, relaxed, picked up the half sweet potato and started to chew on it. "Huh, uh, have you agreed?"
"Yes. They asked me to ask, how much do you want?"
Ni Bamei said nothing and stretched out a hand from her waist.
That day, without even looking at how many fingers she had on her hand, she replied matter-of-factly: "Too many!"
"Then how much did you say?"
That day I extended a finger without hesitation.
"Too little!" Ni Bamei stretched out her hand again, "Hey!"
That day, she still didn't look at Ni Bamei's hand, and raised an extra middle finger next to her outstretched index finger: "Hey!"
Ni Bamei stretched out her hand for the third time viciously: "Hey!"
That day, I lowered my head to confirm. Ni Bamei stretched out two hands, with the index finger and middle finger of her right hand touching the palm of her left hand, which was two point five, which was 0.5 less than expected that day.
"Deal." That day he stretched out his hands and shook Ni Bamei's hand.
Wen Huiyi's voice came from outside the door: "That day——, have you finished asking?"
"It's over, it's over." He ran out happily that day. When he reached the door, he realized something was wrong. He turned around and asked, "Eh? Master, what is the unit of 2.5?"