Seeing the countless burly men in black clothes and masks appearing in front of him, Emiya Shirou subconsciously took a step back. However, Yoruichi behind him was stuck in his position, preventing Emiya from moving even a little bit.
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"Hundan! Can you be more professional? Aren't you supposed to be so frightened that you tremble all over and become weak?!" Shirou Emiya couldn't help but muttered.
Phew!
There was a laugh from behind, and then he stopped talking immediately. Obviously Yoruichi also knew that in this case, it is logical that he would not be able to laugh. So Yoichi pretended to be weak and said softly,
"Master Guard, I leave my safety to you~"
Emiya Shirou twitched the corner of his mouth, but still said cooperatively,
"Don't worry, princess, the villain will come as soon as he goes!"
Shirou Emiya's words really stunned Yoruichi. It wasn't that Yoruichi didn't expect that Shirou Emiya would cooperate with her, but she didn't expect that Shirou Emiya would actually dare to jump out?! Wasn't he afraid? Yoichi wasn't.
Seeing that Shirou Emiya had any strength at all, even if Shirou Emiya knew for sure that he would not be beaten to death, it was obvious that he would be beaten in pain.
Just like that, Yoruichi watched with doubts as Shirou Emiya really abandoned her, jumped out, and faced many "assassins" alone.
Emiya Shirou looked nervously at the group of black-clothed men in front of him. Fortunately, this group of people was not too extreme. They did not use any "super-level" tricks such as Shunpo. Instead, they behaved like real mountain thieves.
, shouted "Ah" and rushed towards Emiya Shirou.
Seeing this, Emiya Shirou also shouted loudly,
"Haha! You are so naive!"
At the same time, he held the wooden sword and waved it towards the void. The movement really looked like that (Emiya Shirou: I usually practice it for nothing, at least I can still bluff people).
That's right, everyone was really frightened when they saw Shirou Emiya's movements, and they subconsciously stopped in place. Even Yoruichi behind him thought that this kid had some hidden power and was preparing to use his big move.
Already?!
A flash of excitement flashed in Yoruichi's eyes, and he was about to wave for someone to go up and try, when he saw Shirou Emiya suddenly communicating with the "assassin".
Emiya Shirou asked the "assassin" in front of him, pointing at Yoruichi,
"Who is your purpose, this princess?"
The "assassin" looked at Yoruichi. Of course they were here to play with the eldest lady, so he nodded in agreement, which was considered to be in agreement with Emiya's words.
"Very good!" Shirou Emiya curled up his lips, showing an expression as if you had been fooled, "Then just do whatever you have to do, I have nothing to do with her!" Then he directly threw the wooden sword to the ground.
Throwing it, he looked at the "assassin" in front of him nonchalantly and said flatly, "You know what I'm doing!"
Emiya Shirou's strong "offensive" instantly caused all the enemies to fall to the ground. His attack was indiscriminate, and even Princess Yoruichi was accidentally injured and fell to the ground, twitching.
All the big men in black looked at Ye Yi with dark expressions on their faces and communicated with their eyes.
"Miss, it seems like he can't continue acting when he's playing like this."
Seeing that everyone was still angry and "glaring at each other", Shirou Emiya unceremoniously "kicked him in" again.
"You should hurry up. After you finish this job, your wives are still waiting for you to come home for dinner!"
Boom! Boom! Boom!
The only few guys who could still stand still before have now followed in the footsteps of their companions.
Seeing this, Emiya Shirou smiled proudly and said, "Tell me, when I play 3D games, you are probably playing with the mud of primitive society. Okay, don't you want to act? Then I will not act according to common sense."
, don’t read the script to act, let’s see how you still play!
However, Emiya Shirou obviously underestimated Yoruichi's wisdom, or cunning, or shameless. Of course, Emiya Shirou had to admit that Yoruichi's reaction was also quite fast. At this moment, Yoruichi
Suddenly he got up from the ground, pulled his clothes violently, and jumped out,
"You are so naive!"
Revealing the black tights underneath, Yoruichi imitated Shirou Emiya's previous appearance and shouted,
"Hahahaha, you have been deceived! In fact, I am the guard, responsible for protecting this little prince today! We deliberately changed our disguises and asked you to attack me! Now you should wake up!"
After saying that, Yoruichi rushed into the crowd and started punching and kicking them.
But she seemed to have forgotten something... Yes, Yoruichi seemed to have "forgotten" and was still standing there, trembling, "the little prince" she was supposed to protect.
"Shameless!" Shirou Emiya cursed secretly, you can't be so shameless as a person, you have done so well that it will be difficult for everyone to meet in the future!
At this time, the few "assassins" around Shirou Emiya who had been "missed" by Yoruichi seemed to have realized what they and others should do. Going to play with the eldest lady? What an international joke! That can only be done by
He wants to be beaten, and he doesn't dare to be cruel. But for the guy in front of him, let it be casual. At least he and others won't be beaten in vain. Abusing others is better than being abused!
"Hehehehe~" Several big men in black approached Emiya with smiles.
"Well, your wife is still waiting for you to have dinner at home..." Emiya Shirou said carefully as he backed away.
"Yes, when you said that, you reminded me!" The man said in a rare voice.
"That's right, that's right. Long live your understanding. It's not easy for everyone to come out to fool around. You said so!" Emiya Shirou nodded quickly and said.
"Well, we really can't keep my wife waiting, so let's finish this job as soon as possible!" The man was obviously responding to Emiya Shirou's previous words.
"Escort!!!" Emiya Shirou screamed.
Then, there is no more...
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At the gate of Shifengyuan, Yoruichi happily waved his hands at Emiya Shirou,
"Emiya-chan, see you tomorrow~"
"I see your sister! You are inhumane! You abuse children! You are a fascist!!" Emiya Shirou left without looking back, cursing, but his speech was unclear, and no one could understand what he said.
What is.
Along the way, everyone around him pointed at Shirou Emiya.
"That seems to be the boy from the Emiya family!"
"Is that the one this morning?!"
"Yes, it seems that you have learned a lesson!"
"I was just beaten up? I bumped into the eldest lady, but I was not directly obliterated?!"
"Yes, the eldest lady is really kind!"
"The days ahead will be better, long live Mr. Ye Yi~~"
Shirou Emiya listened to the discussions around him and glanced at this group of ignorant people with disdain.
"Be merciful to your sister! Long live your sister! Under Yoruichi's hands, I will cry from now on!" After scolding, Emiya couldn't help but stretched out his hand to touch his handsome face, and hissed~ "No, I'm like this
My men are already crying now..."
It turned out that Emiya Shirou's face had been beaten so hard that his face was swollen here and there, and his whole head became an irregular ball. I really don't know how those people recognized him. Are the eyes of the crowd really so sharp?
!
When he returned home, he looked at his mother waiting outside the door, looking around, obviously waiting for him to go home. A warm feeling flashed in Emiya Shirou's heart. Sure enough, the only good thing in the world is his mother. Thinking about it, Emiya immediately jumped at her.
Go up.
Bang! "Where did you come from, little beggar! Don't stop me from waiting for my son!"
Immediately, Emiya Shirou burst into tears. He was wronged!
"Mom~~~55555555"
For some reason, a very classic sentence suddenly appeared in Emiya Shirou's mind:
I beat you and my mother doesn’t even recognize you!!!
