Soul Society is based on strength. Even if you are not a noble, you will be respected if you become a captain. But at the same time, momentum is also one aspect. Yoruichi does not think that such an arrogant Shirou Emiya will be respected in the future.
No achievements. So just wait and see!
"Oh? Why do you say that?" Yoruichi rolled his eyes, trying to get some more words out of Emiya's mouth to see if he could say something more shocking.
Boom!
Emiya Shirou's head shook and he fell directly on the table. It seemed that he was completely drunk. Fortunately, Emiya Shirou was drunk at this time, otherwise if he said something about "hollow" and "return to the blade",
If so, something will really happen.
Seeing this, Yoruichi shook her head angrily, raised her chopsticks, and then looked down at the food on the table. There was no Shirou Emiya competing with her to eat, and she suddenly lost her appetite.
So he put down his chopsticks, stretched out, and suddenly jumped up from the ground,
"Ah~ I'm full, it's time to do some exercise!"
As he spoke, he twisted his waist and did "preparatory exercises" while walking directly outside. When passing by Emiya Shirou, he hesitated, pointed at Emiya and said,
"Bring him to me too. Since he is here to accompany me as a student, I will naturally accompany him to the end!"
After saying that, he smiled again, wondering what fun things he had thought of.
The old butler took a pitiful look at Shirou Emiya who was still in a coma, stretched out his hand to lift him up, and at the same time expressed silent condolences to him in his heart!
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Phew~
A gust of cold wind blew by. Shirou Emiya was shaking with a wooden sword in his hand. For a moment, he still didn't understand the situation. How did he end up in this state?
And Yoruichi is standing face to face with Emiya, wearing a black tights, with his hands behind his back, looking at Emiya with a sinister smile. Well, no matter who comes to see it, they will feel that Yoruichi
His smile was very sunny, but in Emiya Shirou's opinion, it was "yin and sinister".
"Um...is there something wrong?" Shirou Emiya swallowed and said weakly.
"What's the problem? Don't worry, it'll be fine. Don't you still have weapons? I'm empty-handed!" Yoruichi rolled his eyes and spread his hands to signal to Emiya, but Shirou Emiya knew very well that Yoruichi
She was deliberately pretending to be crazy. How could she not know what she meant?
Besides, this fragile wooden sword can also be regarded as a weapon?! Shirou Emiya couldn't help but look at the wooden stick tentatively called the "wooden sword" in his hand. With his small arms and legs, he must have someone to let him go.
Even if you hit, you can't knock someone unconscious!
"Even if you give me a Holy Sword or an AK47 at this time, it's not safe! Unless you give me a set of Pegasus Holy Clothes, it's almost enough!" Shirou Emiya muttered alone, but he still said without giving up,
"I seem to be here to accompany you to study?"
"Yes." Yoichi nodded. Before Emiya could be happy, he heard Yoichi continue to speak, "But you also know that for the Shinigami, actual combat is an indispensable course. Therefore, sparring
That’s what you need to do too!”
Looking at the serious look on Yoruichi's face, it seems as if what he said is true, but anyone who looks at it and compares the looks of the two sides will know that it is impossible. You Yoyi have no weapons, but who doesn't know that you are playing
It's all about hand-to-hand combat!
Also a sparring partner? In addition to the previous companionship for studying and drinking, could it be that he is here to be a threesome companion?! Emiya Shirou smiled bitterly.
"Alright, I'm about to fuck~" Yoruichi suddenly reminded with "kindness".
"Wait a minute!" Emiya waved his hand quickly.
"What's wrong?" Yoruichi stopped, twisted the joints of his hands and feet, and showed a devilish smile, "If you don't tell me the reason, don't blame me for being cruel later~"
"Perhaps we can change our approach!" Emiya Shirou said quickly.
"Oh? Tell me!" Yoruichi asked with interest. She wanted to hear what Emiya Shirou had in mind.
"For example, we can form a team to kill monsters!" Shirou Emiya rolled his eyes and said wisely.
"Team up to kill monsters?" Yoruichi thought about these strange words, but soon he understood, because there are monsters like Xu in this world, let alone forming a team.
"Sounds good!" Ye Yi nodded.
"Yes, if you really fight me, you will be too unchallenging, and you will not be able to achieve the purpose of training, yes!" Emiya Shirou said quickly to please, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Very good! I usually fight three hundred by myself, but today the two of us will fight six hundred together!" Yoruichi said boldly, immediately scaring Emiya to the ground.
"Is there a [small] deviation in the quantity?" Emiya Shirou shouted hurriedly, stopping Yoruichi from saying "start".
"Oh?" Yoichi rolled his eyes again. Seeing this, Wei Gong's heart tightened, "Not good." Sure enough, Yoichi said in admiration,
"Little Emiya, you are right. When the two of us work together, it is obviously not a problem of 1+1=2! Then seven hundred, no, eight hundred, let's just go to nine hundred!"
Ye Yi waved his hand fiercely!
"Wait a minute, I think three hundred and one is good!" At this time, Emiya Shirou no longer cared about face at all. He was not a "tree", and whether his face was more important or his life was more important, Emiya Shirou still had to decide.
clearly.
"Is this just a [small] deviation?" Yoruichi seemed to have known it for a long time, looking at Emiya with a funny face, deliberately biting the word "small".
"Ahem." After listening to Yoruichi's words, even if Emiya knew that the other party was deliberately teasing him, he couldn't help but blush, and suddenly said seriously, "As a covert maneuver, Yoichi, you should also know that usually
Can do a variety of tasks!”
"Oh?" Yoruichi looked at Shirou Emiya curiously, wanting to hear what tricks he was going to play. Emiya gave the answer himself without waiting for Yoruichi to ask,
"One of them is the escort mission!"
Phew~
Another gust of wind blew by. Emiya Shirou trembled all over. Why did he feel that the wind was so cold today?
Emiya Shirou looked at the current situation and showed a smile that was uglier than crying. It shouldn't be like this...
I saw Emiya Shirou still holding the wooden sword with his trembling hands, and Yoruichi was still beside Emiya Shirou, but this time, Yoruichi was not standing opposite Emiya, but was wearing a princess outfit, with a face
He timidly hid behind Emiya Shirou.
That pitiful expression, if you don't look at Yoichi's unabashedly cunning eyes, really looks like a little princess who has never seen anything in the world and is encountering danger for the first time.
"Yoruichi, do you think our positions are reversed?" Shirou Emiya grunted, swallowed, and said.
After hearing this, Yoruichi changed her shy look before, straightened her waist, approached Emiya, and yelled fiercely,
"Do you want me, the dignified eldest daughter of the Sifengyuan family, to protect a guy like you?!"
Although Emiya Shirou knew that Yoruichi did not mean to underestimate his status, he was still quite speechless. This was just a "game", and besides, shouldn't the strong protect the weak?
At this time, Yoruichi suddenly shouted, "Guards! There are assassins!" Then he shrank and hid behind Shirou Emiya.
Shirou Emiya's heart suddenly tightened when he heard this. You, the "princess", shouldn't have shouted these words! Sure enough, after hearing Yoruichi's "secret signal", these "assassins" who had been ambush for a long time finally appeared!
